S3 E11
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Season 3  "Comings & Goings"  3x11

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 06, 2009

Karen drags Hank to an end of the semester goodbye luncheon at Felicia’s. Hank realizes he’s walked into a hornet’s nest as Felicia, Jackie and Jill all gang up on him. The Hank bashing is interrupted when Richard Bates, the novelist / professor Hank replaced at the college, pays a surprise visit.

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[woman laughing]
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- i think pleasure is the word you were looking for.
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- why--why don't i come with you guys?
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If we're within five miles of it.
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Or a big black rapist.
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- oh, but, you know, he's fully qualified to do that,
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- oh, yeah, hit me with that.
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To the graduate writing program.
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- know him? - yeah.
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But you want to fill me in on the--the rest of this shit?
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- well, kind of. - really?
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She has a dream, she's a waitress.
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With an idea for a screenplay
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No see marcy, want boobies.
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[cell phone beeps]
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The experience of sleeping with your teacher?
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That burns you out.
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- mm-hmm.
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I did that one time.
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- ladies.
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Or to-- your sword or--
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You're back and looking good.
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Preventing an even greater union defeat.
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And let him bust civil war-era cap in my ass?
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To moving on.
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I fuck who i want, you fuck who you want,
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Now you're gonna have to carry me around with you all day."
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We really have humped all over this house, haven't we?
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- we cannot leave that room pristine,
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I'll have none of that filthy talk on this field of valor.
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- come on. - come on, let's go.
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[gun clicks] ugh.
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- ahh.
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You offend my lady's honor.
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- [shouting indistinctly]
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[loud crash]
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- okay. ow, oh!
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- no, you're not. - what?
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With, uh, becca spending the night?
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- well...
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- what's the point, you know?
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[normal voice] go. i'm timing you.
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'cause if you don't,
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- absolutely. - too much fun.
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With this gorgeous filly,
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- the child is staying here tonight.
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Knowing we gave the next homeowners
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