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Season 2  "In a Lonely Place"  2x7

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 09, 2008

Hank attempts to find a love interest for Becca's teacher. Charlie uncovers Marcy's secret which could have fatal effects on their finances.

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Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Looks like I'm gonna have toget your namefor insurance purposesand whatnot.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
Janie jones.
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I-I thought you were gonnacome down on herfor being a satanistor something,so.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Not exactly.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
What matters is that,um,we're togetherwhen it comes to raising becca.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Hey,have you seen mialately?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
I don't know.What is this,"sex and the city," girlfriend?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I datedone of my professors once.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
I mean,make sure that shedoesn't go anywhere near ashby.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
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You like pissing her off,don't you?
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in a good way.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
Oh,you are a chatty one,mrs.Patterson.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
You remember the guy who wasshooting the "slam van" stuff?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Oh,that's ridiculous.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
She's scared shitless.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Oh,god.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
I mean,sometimes,after I co,I want to...
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Hey,where's the shitterin this joint?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
You fucked my mom.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
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It's sick and wrongwhen he does it,but it's perfectly finefor you to fuck me.
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which could very well meanthe death of hope,hank.
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Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
wait,no.
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Becca,it's nothalf as crazy as it sounds.
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I didn't know,okay?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Oh,well,if you were notso preoccupiedwith sticking your dickin any hole that will have you,
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Did she say to you,"oh,hank,I love your writing"?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Well,he didn'tbreak it off with her.
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Well,I mean,we can't let our kidsruin a perfectly excellentsexual chemistry,can we?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Let's figure this out.Come on.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Nothing that I could everrepeat without vomiting.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Fuck my mom again.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Steal any fucking clientson the way here,you bald motherfucker?
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
They've been in my ass.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
A lot of not-nice shitcan happen during that time.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
We've got a past.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Wait a second.
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Okay.Baby.Baby!
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
But going to my mother'smakes me want to do drugs!
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No.
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I guess I don't likethe consequences of my actionsvery much right now.
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And he makes mefeel pretty.

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Looks like I'm gonna have toget your namefor insurance purposesand whatnot.
#2
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Janie jones.
#3
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I-I thought you were gonnacome down on herfor being a satanistor something,so.
#5
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Not exactly.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
What matters is that,um,we're togetherwhen it comes to raising becca.
#7
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Hey,have you seen mialately?
#8
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
I don't know.What is this,"sex and the city," girlfriend?
#9
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I datedone of my professors once.
#10
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I mean,make sure that shedoesn't go anywhere near ashby.
#11
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You like pissing her off,don't you?
#13
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in a good way.
#14
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Oh,you are a chatty one,mrs.Patterson.
#15
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You remember the guy who wasshooting the "slam van" stuff?
#16
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Oh,that's ridiculous.
#17
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She's scared shitless.
#18
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Oh,god.
#19
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I mean,sometimes,after I co,I want to...
#20
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Hey,where's the shitterin this joint?
#21
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You fucked my mom.
#22
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It's sick and wrongwhen he does it,but it's perfectly finefor you to fuck me.
#24
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which could very well meanthe death of hope,hank.
#25
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wait,no.
#27
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Becca,it's nothalf as crazy as it sounds.
#28
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I didn't know,okay?
#29
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Oh,well,if you were notso preoccupiedwith sticking your dickin any hole that will have you,
#30
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Did she say to you,"oh,hank,I love your writing"?
#31
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Well,he didn'tbreak it off with her.
#32
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Well,I mean,we can't let our kidsruin a perfectly excellentsexual chemistry,can we?
#35
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Let's figure this out.Come on.
#36
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Nothing that I could everrepeat without vomiting.
#37
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Fuck my mom again.
#38
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Steal any fucking clientson the way here,you bald motherfucker?
#39
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They've been in my ass.
#40
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A lot of not-nice shitcan happen during that time.
#41
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
We've got a past.
#42
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Wait a second.
#43
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Okay.Baby.Baby!
#44
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But going to my mother'smakes me want to do drugs!
#46
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No.
#48
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I guess I don't likethe consequences of my actionsvery much right now.
#49
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And he makes mefeel pretty.
#50