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Season 2  "Coke Dick & First Kick"  2x6

Aired 16 years ago - Nov 02, 2008

Hank decides to seek out Lew Ashby’s long lost love, Janie Jones. Hank accidentally walks in on Julian going at it with a rocker chick he’s “mentoring”. Mia spends the day trailed by Rolling Stone reporter Annika Staley. The Runkle residence is transformed into the set of Vaginatown.

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Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 1
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
Can you believe that shit? 10 grand.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3
You know, she looks down between the stirrups
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
[ woman moaning in distance ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
You can do it.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
Careful, huh?!
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
Knock off, relax, watch a little "opes"?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
What do you reckon, sweetheart? Do you want to be in it?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
Ohh! [ marcy clears throat ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 10
Maybe not, but I think my character was before her time.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 11
Look. Look, it's like one of those jesus pictures,
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Possibly. But you're the father of her unborn child.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
At open relationships?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
This conversation is not over.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
Something men -- And women, god-willing --
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 16
where's clittes?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 17
you -- it's time to go down and unleash the monster of cock.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 18
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 19
And it's "clittes" -- Sounds like "titties."
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 20
What happened to promises?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 21
[ sniffs ] I can stop whenever the fuck I want.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 22
Yeah, we want to go, too.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24
I'm here picking up my daughter, and --
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 25
Yeah, sure. He's some famous record producer, right?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 26
I had to get you back for ruining my bush.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 27
Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 28
[ sighs ] I was gonna be a big, big star.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 29
They were showing a revival of "dirty dancing."
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
Some might call it a soft addiction.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
You do not suck, daisy. Trust me.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
oh.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
We're gonna need a stunt cock.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 34
Besides, I can go for hours. We don't have time for that.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 35
And if our blessed union means anything to you,
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 36
¶ are not just pretty words to say... ¶
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 37
Why don't you find out? Let me interview you.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 38
oh. [ sighs ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
Bitter-- no. Bitterness.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
Every time he comes over here, he ends up boning some groupie.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
assuage your own insecurities because you can't rely
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
I was married to a big homo for like 10 years, right?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
[ sighs ] I swear. Hold on. Let me.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
[ exhales sharply ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Hey, becca. Come on, let's go.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 46
[ mid-tempo music plays ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 47
Well, you know, maybe a little less with the scissor.
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 48
Do you mind?
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 49
[ film noir music plays ]
 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 50
You're perfect.

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Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
Can you believe that shit? 10 grand.
#2 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3
You know, she looks down between the stirrups
#3 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
[ woman moaning in distance ]
#4 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
You can do it.
#5 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
Careful, huh?!
#6 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
Knock off, relax, watch a little "opes"?
#7 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
What do you reckon, sweetheart? Do you want to be in it?
#8 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
Ohh! [ marcy clears throat ]
#9 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 10
Maybe not, but I think my character was before her time.
#10 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 11
Look. Look, it's like one of those jesus pictures,
#11 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Possibly. But you're the father of her unborn child.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
At open relationships?
#13 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
This conversation is not over.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
Something men -- And women, god-willing --
#15 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 16
where's clittes?
#16 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 17
you -- it's time to go down and unleash the monster of cock.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 18 #18 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 19
And it's "clittes" -- Sounds like "titties."
#19 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 20
What happened to promises?
#20 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 21
[ sniffs ] I can stop whenever the fuck I want.
#21 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 22
Yeah, we want to go, too.
#22 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23 #23 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24
I'm here picking up my daughter, and --
#24 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 25
Yeah, sure. He's some famous record producer, right?
#25 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 26
I had to get you back for ruining my bush.
#26 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 27 #27 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 28
[ sighs ] I was gonna be a big, big star.
#28 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 29
They were showing a revival of "dirty dancing."
#29 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
Some might call it a soft addiction.
#30 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
You do not suck, daisy. Trust me.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
oh.
#32 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
We're gonna need a stunt cock.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 34
Besides, I can go for hours. We don't have time for that.
#34 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 35
And if our blessed union means anything to you,
#35 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 36
¶ are not just pretty words to say... ¶
#36 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 37
Why don't you find out? Let me interview you.
#37 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 38
oh. [ sighs ]
#38 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
Bitter-- no. Bitterness.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
Every time he comes over here, he ends up boning some groupie.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
assuage your own insecurities because you can't rely
#41 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
I was married to a big homo for like 10 years, right?
#42 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
[ sighs ] I swear. Hold on. Let me.
#43 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
[ exhales sharply ]
#44 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Hey, becca. Come on, let's go.
#45 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 46
[ mid-tempo music plays ]
#46 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 47
Well, you know, maybe a little less with the scissor.
#47 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 48
Do you mind?
#48 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 49
[ film noir music plays ]
#49 Recap of Californication Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 50
You're perfect.
#50