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Season 2  "Vaginatown"  2x5

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 26, 2008

In order to distract Hank from his heartbreak, Ashby arranges a sex session with popular, yet incredibly annoying, celebrity chef, Chloe Metz. Charlie takes on a new client who’s eager to land the lead in a porn film called Vaginatown. Charlie meets with the film’s director and secures her the part, but only after investing $100,000 of his own savings.

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It is wednesday.
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Of father/daughter rapprochement
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Is paved with goodish intentions.
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Into the chariot.
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Can I help you or what?
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Hey. it's gonna be okay. don't cry. don't cry.
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You're supposed to support me.
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I know, mon.
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Fix this.
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­ Than I was a couple of hours ago.
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Oh! it just doesn't stop with this guy, does it?
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None of that hershey's crap for chloe metz.
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You want me to fluff your co-stars while I'm at it?
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Is it hard to get those gigs?
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It's the vagina.
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­ I'm gonna call ronny praeger, see what I can do.
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Only not quite so macho.
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Lew!
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Yeah, "fun," but like a retard said it.
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'cause my b.f.f. dropped me off.
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Hey, I called. you said you had time.
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This chick looks like she just blew her landlord for rent.
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-Wow, that? - yeah.
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It was really, really real.
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-No, yes, it does. - what? no!
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Yeah, actually, you do.
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If I had to choose between a blow job and cassavetes,
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You know? I'm really into period porn.
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And then you know what happened.
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I wish I was.
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How about I do both you guys, huh? right here.
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That's it! out of the vehicle!
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Is that how you treat a lady?!
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Behind the music."
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I, uh, I had -- you know,
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Well, fuck my rusty sheriff's badge.
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That's a good-enough answer.
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