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Season 2  "The Lady"  2x4

Aired 5 years ago - May 03, 2015

Richard butts heads with Erlich over a prospective hire, while Dinesh and Gilfoyle become suspicious that a new employee they recommended is commanding a higher salary. Big Head gets a surprising promotion at Hooli. At a board meeting, Monica and Richard find themselves outvoted; Jared institutes a workplace harassment policy.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 1
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No, that's too big a hassle.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
But then he took the offer, shopped it around town,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
- Dings? - Like in a jury or "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
Question-- What is a moonshot?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
No idea will be too big for our newest division,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
fit to be the first
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
You know, I was perfectly happy there.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
And he wanted me to convey that to you.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Enjoy your new office.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 12
this is someone you guys recommended I contact,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 13
We should hire the best person for the job, period.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 14
Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles and now we just need Yoko.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 15
by January in time for CES?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
I'm not a woman engineer. I'm an engineer.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
Great. All right.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 18
that is left in this drawer.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
is that you can't get all of it out-- look at that!
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
- This is nonsense? - Yeah.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22
some good, some bad.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 23
- ...four, three-- Good boy. - What the hell is that?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 24
so as long as we vote together, we can carry every vote.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 25
we're offering to a couple prospective hires,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 26
All right, uh, is there anything else we need to cover?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads, puzzle cubes,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 28
I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29
I thought we agreed to present a unified front here.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 30
Total asshole parade. Anyone want these stupid things?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 31
And until we get real office space,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
Yeah, yeah. Mercedes hybrid.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
you can submit a written complaint.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 34
I know this is a joke among friends.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 35
Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 36
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
How do you know? You have the same one?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
It's so people don't get jealous and throw a hissy fit.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
- What? - Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 41
so what do we do here?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
You want me to email Russ Hanneman right now?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
Have a nice night. Thank you. Next.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
but several employees have lodged a complaint against you.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
Look, you and I both know how much you make.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
Huh. So in effect, the policy worked.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
from "Other Jared" to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
and I will rescind the offer.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
No, that's too big a hassle.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
But then he took the offer, shopped it around town,
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
- Dings? - Like in a jury or "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
Question-- What is a moonshot?
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
No idea will be too big for our newest division,
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
fit to be the first
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8 #8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
You know, I was perfectly happy there.
#9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
And he wanted me to convey that to you.
#10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Enjoy your new office.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 12
this is someone you guys recommended I contact,
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 13
We should hire the best person for the job, period.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 14
Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles and now we just need Yoko.
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 15
by January in time for CES?
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
I'm not a woman engineer. I'm an engineer.
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
Great. All right.
#17
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that is left in this drawer.
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
is that you can't get all of it out-- look at that!
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
- This is nonsense? - Yeah.
#20
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
#21
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22
some good, some bad.
#22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 23
- ...four, three-- Good boy. - What the hell is that?
#23
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 24
so as long as we vote together, we can carry every vote.
#24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 25
we're offering to a couple prospective hires,
#25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 26
All right, uh, is there anything else we need to cover?
#26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads, puzzle cubes,
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 28
I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29
I thought we agreed to present a unified front here.
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 30
Total asshole parade. Anyone want these stupid things?
#30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 31
And until we get real office space,
#31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
Yeah, yeah. Mercedes hybrid.
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
you can submit a written complaint.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 34
I know this is a joke among friends.
#34
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 35
Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
#35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 36 #36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
How do you know? You have the same one?
#37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
It's so people don't get jealous and throw a hissy fit.
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
- What? - Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
#39
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so what do we do here?
#41
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
You want me to email Russ Hanneman right now?
#42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
Have a nice night. Thank you. Next.
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
but several employees have lodged a complaint against you.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
Look, you and I both know how much you make.
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
Huh. So in effect, the policy worked.
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
from "Other Jared" to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment.
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49 #49 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
and I will rescind the offer.
#50