S2 E10
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Season 2  "Two Days of the Condor"  2x10

Aired 4 years ago - Jun 14, 2015

As the guys await the verdict on Pied Piper’s fate, an unexpected real-life drama draws a spike in traffic to their livestream and leaves them fighting to hold things together – literally. While Erlich considers his future, Richard scrambles to save Pied Piper’s.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 1
It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it.
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jerked off, and paid me no rent.
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What do you mean?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 4
Fuck it.
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and a fucking stream of endless obstacles.
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Oh, fuck. We got to scale up if we're going to handle that kind of traffic.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 7
Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 8
upload it, and even that video would not even buffer.
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Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 10
Can anyone hear me?
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I'm so dehydrated.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 12
That's just money. It has no real value.
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If you're not kicking yourself even just a little bit, you are objectively insane.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 14
This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it.
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Here, let me help you with that.
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I was gonna have to go in front of the Hooli Board of Directors
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No, of course not.
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Gilfoyle, what are you doing?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 19
Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
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- Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning?
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you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home.
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- Should we do verbal SWOT analysis? - 298,000! 299,000!
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- We did it. - We fucking did it.
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to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,
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"We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now."
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AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 30
Well, here's the thing.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 31
But you did, so I did.
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and per your arbitration agreement,
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pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my Mercury Grand Marquis.
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Well, thank you. You did great.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 35
No. No, no, no. Fuck!
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And no one will ever be able to recover it.
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All right. As long as God isn't involved and there's beer.
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Okay.
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Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there.
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Richard. Richard.
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Did you delete Pied Piper or not?
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- I did. - It was frightening.
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President of Hooli Cancer and AIDS societies?
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I am rarely wrong about these things.
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Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas?
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Does it go like this?
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But in the end,
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the entirety of their recent stumbles

Or scroll and see one by one:

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jerked off, and paid me no rent.
#2
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What do you mean?
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 4
Fuck it.
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 5
and a fucking stream of endless obstacles.
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 6
Oh, fuck. We got to scale up if we're going to handle that kind of traffic.
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 7
Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name.
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 8
upload it, and even that video would not even buffer.
#8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 9
Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay?
#9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 10
Can anyone hear me?
#10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 11
I'm so dehydrated.
#11
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That's just money. It has no real value.
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 13
If you're not kicking yourself even just a little bit, you are objectively insane.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 14
This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it.
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 15
Here, let me help you with that.
#15
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I was gonna have to go in front of the Hooli Board of Directors
#16
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No, of course not.
#17
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Gilfoyle, what are you doing?
#18
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Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
#19
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- Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning?
#20
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you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home.
#21
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- Should we do verbal SWOT analysis? - 298,000! 299,000!
#24
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- We did it. - We fucking did it.
#25
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to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,
#26
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"We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now."
#28
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AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently.
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 30
Well, here's the thing.
#30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 31
But you did, so I did.
#31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 32
and per your arbitration agreement,
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 33
pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my Mercury Grand Marquis.
#33
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Well, thank you. You did great.
#34
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No. No, no, no. Fuck!
#35
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And no one will ever be able to recover it.
#36
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All right. As long as God isn't involved and there's beer.
#37
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Okay.
#39
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Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there.
#40
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Richard. Richard.
#41
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Did you delete Pied Piper or not?
#42
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- I did. - It was frightening.
#44
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President of Hooli Cancer and AIDS societies?
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 46
I am rarely wrong about these things.
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 47
Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas?
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 48
Does it go like this?
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 49
But in the end,
#49
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the entirety of their recent stumbles
#50