S7 E4
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Season 7  "The One With Rachel's Assistant"  7x4

Aired 20 years ago - Oct 26, 2000

While hiring a new assistant, Rachel is torn between hiring a much more qualified woman, or a handsome but inexperienced young man. Monica, Chandler and Ross engage in a war of secret sharing after Monica and Chandler vow to be more honest. Joey has problems when his TV show is cancelled after just one airing.

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Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
I'm so happy for you.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
I get to hire my own assistant.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Well, thank you so much for coming in.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Really?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
I haven't worked in an office before. I don't have much experience--
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
What was with all the whispering?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
Really? So tell me what happened to Ross, junior year at Disneyland.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
So Ross has about ten tacos.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's old massage place, is getting fired.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
You have an assistant, right?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
I love him.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
I hear you. You make a lot of sense. Can I just say one more thing?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
-When do I start? -How about right now?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
Who looks more like me than me, right?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 20
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
I was Doctor Drake Ramoray!
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
There is a plant in your office.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
Thanks again for meeting with me.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
First, I need you to go downstairs. . .
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, tacos.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
Hey, what's that? Dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
Excuse me, Mr. Mexico.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
Okay, okay. I had food poisoning. It's not like I chose to do it!
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
-How could you? -I had to. We're getting married.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
So he goes over to her and, after a minute or two, I see them kissing.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 32
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
My new assistant is very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
Canceled!
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
-Sorry. -Sorry, Joey.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
. . .Ross used to wear leg warmers.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
Maybe Chandler should know your secrets too.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Monica couldn't tell time until she was 1 3.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
Yesterday, I had two TV shows. Today, I got nothing.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
Because! They wanted me to audition.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
Nobody. I was just practicing.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
He's Tag. This is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a sec?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I know how it looks, but I am telling you--
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
-Is he-- -Gay? Yeah.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
I was an idiot, thinking I'm too big to audition for you.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
This guy's been in a coma for five years. It's hopeless.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
Drake, it's your brother, Stryker. Can you hear me?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 50
You know, in my defense. . .

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Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
I get to hire my own assistant.
#2
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3 #3 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Well, thank you so much for coming in.
#4
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Really?
#5
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
I haven't worked in an office before. I don't have much experience--
#6
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What was with all the whispering?
#9
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
Really? So tell me what happened to Ross, junior year at Disneyland.
#10
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
So Ross has about ten tacos.
#11
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's old massage place, is getting fired.
#12
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
You have an assistant, right?
#13
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
I love him.
#14
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
I hear you. You make a lot of sense. Can I just say one more thing?
#15
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-When do I start? -How about right now?
#18
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
Who looks more like me than me, right?
#19
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I was Doctor Drake Ramoray!
#21
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There is a plant in your office.
#22
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
Thanks again for meeting with me.
#23
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
First, I need you to go downstairs. . .
#24
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, tacos.
#25
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
Hey, what's that? Dinner stuff? You making dinner?
#26
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
Excuse me, Mr. Mexico.
#27
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Okay, okay. I had food poisoning. It's not like I chose to do it!
#29
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
-How could you? -I had to. We're getting married.
#30
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
So he goes over to her and, after a minute or two, I see them kissing.
#31
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My new assistant is very happy that I hired my new assistant.
#34
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
Canceled!
#35
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
-Sorry. -Sorry, Joey.
#36
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
. . .Ross used to wear leg warmers.
#37
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
Maybe Chandler should know your secrets too.
#38
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Monica couldn't tell time until she was 1 3.
#39
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Yesterday, I had two TV shows. Today, I got nothing.
#41
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
Because! They wanted me to audition.
#42
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
Nobody. I was just practicing.
#43
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
He's Tag. This is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a sec?
#44
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I know how it looks, but I am telling you--
#45
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
-Is he-- -Gay? Yeah.
#46
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
I was an idiot, thinking I'm too big to audition for you.
#47
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
This guy's been in a coma for five years. It's hopeless.
#48
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
Drake, it's your brother, Stryker. Can you hear me?
#49
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 50
You know, in my defense. . .
#50