Aired 16 years ago - May 06, 2004
Erica gives birth, but there's one small added surprise. Ross realizes that he still loves Rachel.
-Who's laughing now?
-Are you guys getting back together?
-Oh, I don't know.
You know, it was one of those things
you think is never going to happen.
-It's the miracle of life.
Can I see you for a second?
That doesn't matter.
We have waited so long for this.
Oh, my God. What did you say?
We decided I'd set up, then my mom
would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Do you think they recognize
each other from in there?
-She's just gonna shoot me down.
If I had more time to work on it,
it'd be better, but....
Hey, so, what is the big surprise?
Oh, my gosh.
I will. Ross, come here.
You gotta think about last night
the way she does.
Oh, my God. Ross is going after Rachel,
and you guys have babies.
-No. I don't take passengers.
-The law makes you accept any fare.
-Of course I can. I'm their mother.
-Oh, yeah? Okay. Which one is that one?
-Is the woman on the bicycle still alive?
-Yeah, she jumped right back up.
We were wondering
what was taking so long...
-Okay. Let's find these birds.
-Ross, where are you going?
-To talk to Rachel.
Shoot, I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Oh, shoot. Damn it. Where is it?
I'm sorry. They were doing it before.
-She's got her cell. You could call her.
-I am not doing this over the phone.
Look, I have to go. I love you, and I
will call you the minute I get to Paris.
-What's wrong with the plane?
-There's nothing wrong.
All right. I gotta get back to the babies.
See you girls later.
-Rachel! Rachel Green!
-There she is!
...of all the stuff I should have said
and I didn't.
Aired 16 years ago - Apr 29, 2004
The friends throw Rachel a small going away party and she proceeds to say goodbye to each of her friends individually.
Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
In fact they have one of the highest markups
in any consumer product...
No no. This will always be your place.
It would be too sad.
Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.
- You got it!
You guys hear a ringing?
Mhm, maybe she used 'em with another boyfriend.
Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.
... smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust,
- Hey, Rach, hey you.
- Here she is!
Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving.
How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
- You know, I had a chance to stop her too!
- Yeah? Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?
You doing okay?
You know what?
Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff
that I wanted to say to each of you
Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
... so that if they perfect the cloning process while you're over there,
you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
I was just in our bedroom
and I found these on my pillow.
Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say...
I know what you mean.
You are like a sister to me too.
Oh no, she took down Monica...
And I'm the cryer in the family.
No, no, no... They are really yours.
We... found them in your old room.
You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes, do you?
- Let me just say something... Because once we get into this,
I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some
Oh, you know what?
Let's not say anything else.
I love you.
I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.
- Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much.I love you. Good night.
Alright, let's think about this.
I mean, there's got to be an explanation.
Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Everyone gets a goodbye but me?
Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises)
It's physically impossible!
- I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.
We are moving in a couple of days
and we've got a lot of packing to do.
It'd be great if you guys could pitch in.
The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped.
Well, I was cleaning out the closet and
I found some pictures of them... being used.
How was your night?
Erica, are you okay?
Okay! Chandler, get the coats.
Erica let's go.
Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!
Aired 17 years ago - Apr 22, 2004
Ross tries to get Rachel rehired at Ralph Lauren. Phoebe discovers that Joey's agent Estelle has died, but doesn't want to tell him. Chandler and Monica run into Janice.
and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
I know. He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.
Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Uh... What can I do for you?
And let's face it you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it.
Isn't that true?
Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
I just heard it as you must have heard it and that's not good.
Let me start again.
Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
I'm just mad at my agent.
Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.
Yeah, actually I am!
No, no, look.
All I'm saying is that you're my agent, ok?
Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing.
They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back!
When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back
Yeah, I just - I just feel bad about firing Estelle.
This is got to be killing her.
Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years.
which ... is the key... to a happy heart.
And yet I never run into Beyonc¨¦!
I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie Don't, don't!
Ah! now we have to get it! Ellen, we're going to talk numbers.
Will we love it so much with her next door?
...that make your balls jump back up inside your body.
Just hear me out.
How would you feel about offering her a raise?
Oh, Believe me, the ladies, they love it!
Joey, this is Al T. Booker,the guy who eats paper.
Can I ask you something?
"out of area". Boy, I'll say.
And... I'll see you later, neighbor.
Chandler, what are you talking about?
Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Well, I took it.
That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world?
Aired 17 years ago - Feb 26, 2004
Monica and Chandler bring Joey on a visit to their house. Phoebe learns that she can change her name to whatever she wants. Rachel has an interview, but it doesn't go as planned.
Joey, please come. It would mean so
much to us.
What? No. The only reason I am going to
their stupid new house,
All right. Prude...
Mr. Campbell is not here yet. Let me
show you to his table.
Hah, I'm on a date!
No. I lo..love it there.
This place is so depressing. If I had
to work here I'd kill myself.
-You need to fill out this form. -OK
Get out of my line.
So meet Princess Consuela Banana
Ok. So from now on we have to call you
Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and
I got fired from Ralph Lauren.
And then I had to sit there for 45
I guess it's here because I got TENURE!
Ooh..Israeli champagne. And it's
And..and to years of hard work finally
No, it's not that. I got fired today
and I didn't get the other job.
Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm
so happy for your guys.
Maybe it's because you hung your head
out of the window like a dog the whole
When you head was hanging out of the
window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did
I just hope you get used to that weird
Yes I did. Meet Princess Consuela
Great. OK, what you're gonna change it
Well then great. If you love it, I love
Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are
buying this house? Who are you?
and now Phoebe is married to Mike.
This's what my mom always talking
about: Whiners's winners.
Then you gotta let them go.
Just when I thought we could be
Ross, what is taking you so long?
-How have you been? -I'm fantastic!
Yeah a box full of your desk stuff
doesn't exactly say big promotion.
That is Mark. I hate that guy.
Hey, where have been?
You don't think we buy a house and not
have a Joey room, do you?
Thank you, Mr. Bag.
This is..this is my husband..Crap Bag.
It's a speedo.
It's 7 years ago. My time machine
Aired 17 years ago - Feb 19, 2004
Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition. Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack.
- I'm so sorry.
- Uh, is he okay?
Okay. If you really need to.
- So just repeat after me.
...quite what I'm saying.
JOEY: Hey, sit down.
- Thank you.
You should walk to the top
of the Statue of Liberty.
That actually means something here.
When you put your feet up on my bed,
you tugged on my catheter.
What, the heart attack
or sitting here talking to you?
- Right now you need to get some rest.
- Okay, maybe you're right.
Rachel Green is very happy
you're in her room.
No, um, uh, look, um.
...but I think one of us
has to be thinking clearly.
I haven't had sex in four months.
I should get a medal for that!
- What is with you?
- I've been to these places before...
was he falsely accused of something?
Well, all right, let's say that it is him.
He probably loves his mommy.
You're not-- You're--
- There it is.
...I wouldn't have woken up
feeling stupid and embarrassed.
Oh, really? Well, you know what?
lam a big girl.
- That's right! Sex is off the table!
By the way, I wanted
to ask you something.
...because the things she did
with that prison guy?
Joey, do you speak French?
Uh, I was passing by when
I heard this man speaking...
Good job, little buddy.
And also, you know, I, uh--
Aired 17 years ago - Feb 12, 2004
Phoebe asks Joey to give her away at her wedding. Monica's the wedding planner and she's driving Phoebe nuts. Chandler and Ross discover at the rehearsal dinner that neither of them has a part in the wedding. However, Mike needs to replace a
groomsman, so he lets Phoebe choose one of them, although she gives the job to Rachel. Joey takes his role as the bride's dad way too seriously. Phoebe fires Monica. The day of the wedding, New York is hit with the worst snowstorm its seen in 20 years. Phoebe rehires Monica, and the wedding ends up taking place in the street outside of Central Perk. When the priest can't make it, Joey steps in for him, and Chandler gives the bride away, while groomsman Ross is stuck taking care of Mike's old dog.
Harpist? My friend Marjorie
is playing the steel drums.
- Hey. You look great.
- You too.
So, Rach, where's Emma?
...on one hand, you're happy for them.
On the other, it's hard to let go.
If it helps, you were next in line.
You just missed the cut.
Yeah, I changed them.
I sent you a fax about it.
Look, about tomorrow,
I've got a question for you.
You know, I really don't feel
very comfortable making this decision.
She probably will support me.
I can't choose between you two.
I love you both so much.
Okay, it's 2100 hours.
The bride and groom
have a few words they'd like to say.
I thought about it, and I fixed him up
with my friend Mary Ellen...
I wanna take a moment to mention
my mother, who couldn't be here.
Or this... Or this...
Happy my wedding day to you.
Well, even though the things you said
hurt me a little bit...
I guess if you're taking over, then you
should probably return these messages.
Whoever you pick is gonna
walk down the aisle with you.
- Mike, if you were Swedish...
Are you rehearsing
for some really bad Mafia movie?
See, when I was a kid, you know,
I was always left out of everything...
All right, fine, I pick you.
And thanks for all the
wedding night advice.
- Who's there?
- I'll tell you at the wedding.
So, what you're saying is
that the chef is at the Hamilton Club...
Okay, people, we are back in business!
Looks like you're not gonna be
in the wedding, either.
Me too. Monica, do you think
we could do it?
Okay, who left the ice sculpture
on the steam grate?
Someone has to
walk him down the aisle.
We have a situation. The minister called.
He's snowed in, he can't make it.
Chandler, come with me.
I love you.
Wait, wait! No hugs! The dresses!
Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait.
...so I'm gonna do
the short version of this.
And I always knew
that something was missing.
You're so wonderfully weird.
Aired 17 years ago - Feb 05, 2004
Phoebe's bachelorette party features a rather unexpected surprise when the stripper shows up. Joey is on ""Pyramid."" Chandler and Ross flash back to 1987 to reflect on a pact they made when they were in college.
The name really stands out.
- Great. I'll be there.
Maybe not you.
...but relax. I'm just like you,
only better-looking and richer.
In high school, I once had sex
with a girl right in the middle of the...?
Really? So this is...?
I mean, let me just go talk to Monica...
- It's white.
- Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Oh, time's up. Well, Joey, you were...
I got a kid starting college.
I have to get surgery on my knee.
...but we didn't want it to jeopardize
our friendship, so we made a pact...
Hey, where is this guy?
It's been over an hour.
...and we'll get this party started.
God, no. I don't wanna see him
take his clothes off.
Did someone call
for the long arm of the law?
Now, if you'll just pay me my $300,
I'll be on my way.
...the male form in all its glory.
Joey, describe these things associated
with the United States Congress.
I can't believe we're
at a real college party.
- I've already lost four pounds.
- You can so totally tell.
It's really nice to see you. Not!
Oh, believe me, Ross,
I won't be telling anybody about this.
Man, I'm sorry.
So I thought, "Who does Ross
like more than anybody?"
- So where are you applying to?
You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
I mean, what skills do you have?
Or you could... You could teach stripping.
And I didn't even get a chance
to finish it.
Okay. All right. Get ready, ladies.
A match. A candle.
- What? When was this?
...after you told me she was
passed out in our room...
Aired 17 years ago - Jan 15, 2004
Phoebe and Rachel catch Chandler getting into a car with a blonde woman and think he's having an affair. It turns out that the woman was Monica and Chandler's realtor, and the two are buying a house in Westchester. The friends reminisce about their good times in the apartment.
...because we were gonna see,
you know, either Liar Liar...
- Hey. Hi, sweetie.
...the crown molding
and the dormer windows in the attic?
So do you think we should get it?
We don't. Not until it's 100 percent.
Why upset everybody over nothing?
Why? Who'd you see him with?
If only there were a smaller one
to clean this one.
- All right.
- Chandler might be having an affair.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful.
All right, you better sit down.
Why do you have a realtor?
Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?
So you want to buy a house in the '50s.
No! No, it's not! Don't listen to him.
I'm gonna thump you.
- About an hour ago, we made an offer.
- You put an offer on a house?
- It's so sweet.
You know that's not the reason, Joe.
Well, it is, all right? When we were
out there today, all I kept thinking was:
All my life, everyone's
always told me, "You're a shoe!"
You can see where he'd have trouble.
No, Mon. You want to put them
in concentric circles.
...we give up the bird.
it's her favorite movie."
Stop yelling in our apartment!
You are ruining moving day for us.
That's more than most people
have in a lifetime. Goodbye.
I'm sorry, but it's true.
I love him too.
I'm just gonna label it
"What were you thinking?"
That's fine because I'm not moving.
When I take a shower...
Well, you know,
I don't want you to be cold.
And now you have to leave.
- She really left.
- I know.
...or if you had been with your
family, or if you didn't have...
- That's so sweet!
- Thank you.
You don't wanna live in Westchester.
That's the worst of the Chesters.
The Gottliebs? The Yangs?
Aired 17 years ago - Jan 08, 2004
Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a potential mother for their child, but they're put in an uncomfortable situation when the mom-to-be thinks they're a reverend and doctor. Joey's date picks food off his plate. Rachel picks out an outfit for Ross to wear on a date, but accidentally gives him the bag with her purchases instead.
Now I don't know who's running
for president or who that NATO guy is...
Well, this is it.
- Thank you for agreeing to see us.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor.
- Yeah, so you gonna call this one back?
That's why you won't
go out with her again?
Just don't order a garden salad
and then eat my food!
Oh, yeah, yeah. No,
Joey doesn't share food.
You are calling her, okay?
And some Buffalo wings.
Oh, this place is great!
Three hundred and fifty dollars?
All right? I know your size, and I'll
pick out some really good stuff for you.
So the fact that I'm a doctor
and my wife's a reverend...
Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible
say anything about adoption?
Would you have time to take care
of a baby and your flock?
Good. Do you have questions for Erica?
- I don't think we have to.
- We don't?
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
I think we're not wearing
the same shirt anymore.
Looks like someone is the ladies!
I mean, as a chef, I serve God
by feeding the hungry and poor.
We may not be who she thinks we are...
But this woman is giving away her child.
Maybe she will.
Seafood platter for the gentleman,
and extra fries.
Well, I didn't mean it!
...there are things you do, and,
you know, things that you don't do.
- I'll just have what she's having.
- I'm sorry, sir.
Just a tiny little...
So these are the preliminary forms
for an open adoption.
I could perform an operation on you
and prove it if you'd like.
Well, we "bore false witness."
Just consider us.
Ask them to see our file.
Aired 17 years ago - Nov 20, 2003
After Monica announces that she's not cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, Phoebe talks her back into it. Ross, Rachel, Phoebe and Joey are all late to the dinner, thanks to a baby beauty contest and a Rangers game, so Monica and Chandler lock
them out. The gang is united again when Monica gets a phone call informing her that a pregnant girl from Ohio has selected her to adopt her unborn baby.
Aired 17 years ago - Nov 13, 2003
Phoebe and Mike struggle over their decision to donate their wedding fund to charity. Ross discovers Rachel's irrational fear of swings. The adoption worker in charge of deciding the fate of Monica and Chandler's adoption hopes had a one-night-stand with Joey where he never called her back. Monica and Chandler are approved for adoption.
From two kind strangers.
- I'm glad we did this. It feels so good.
- It does. It feels really good.
That's okay. I'm sure there are tons of
other beautiful paleontologists out there.
Like I said, I was thinking of taking
Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire.
...swing incident when I was little.
And it was uneven for weeks.
And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Space is filled with orbiting children.
But I won't be needing a veil.
I actually won't be wearing a dress at all.
Well, we're different.
I don't care about having a huge party.
You know, that's the same
whether you do it at the Plaza or...
I promise you she's safe.
Watch how much she loves this.
So I deserve a real celebration.
Hi, I'm Laura.
I'm here for your adoption interview.
We love kids the appropriate amount...
Is that that couple on the first floor?
We should get a baby before them.
I went on a date with a guy who lived
in this building. It didn't end very well.
Oh, relax. I didn't say the F-word.
Who is still laughing. Nice.
I just think you're an adult, okay?
And you should get over your silly fears.
Guys, is everything okay?
It's me, Joey.
We don't want any crazy today!
- Bert and Ernie?
- You can't make this stuff up.
...my friend hasn't shot anyone
in a really long time.
Some people don't get him,
but I think he's really funny.
You have got some nerve
coming back here.
I gave you my number.
You never called me.
You're a beautiful woman.
You know how many women
I had to sleep with to get over you?
- Dating is hard.
- Boy, you people are nice.
If I haven't said so already,
On behalf of the children of New York,
I reject your money.
Aired 17 years ago - Nov 06, 2003
Rachel and Monica fight over who will receive an ugly painting from Phoebe's apartment when Mike wants her to get rid of it. Chandler gets on Joey's bad side when he lies about watching Joey's audition tape. Ross is up for a big grant, although
Charlie's ex-boyfriend is in charge of who gets it. Dr. Hobart tries to trade--Ross breaks up with Charlie and he'll get the grant. Eventually, Charlie and Dr. Hobart reconcile after he reveals his feelings for her.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 30, 2003
Monica and Chandler solicit Joey to write a letter to the adoption agency on their behalf. Joey discovers the thesaurus. Rachel's sister Amy visits and moves in with Rachel and Joey. She babysits Emma and gets the little girl's ears pierced. On
their first anniversary, Phoebe spoils Mike's plans to propose, so she proposes to him. That doesn't go well, but the two get engaged anyway.
I'll just shower by myself.
- You're not Rachel.
- Still sharp as a tack.
Here, highlight the word you want
to change, go under "tools"...
But he travels a lot,
so he's hardly ever there.
I'm gonna marry Myron
and keep looking for Mr. Right.
Sir, could you move your nachos?
They're in my seat.
It's so tacky and impersonal.
Some of the words a little
too sophisticated for you?
And that became, "They are humid,
prepossessing Homo sapiens...
You don't need a thesaurus.
Just write from here.
So can I stay with you?
...but I think it's really good
that she's here.
...if it wasn't for you guys.
...for us to sit down and, you know,
talk about your future.
I doubt that.
Tell her about us last year.
Oh, my God.
Mike was gonna propose?
You don't need him to propose to you.
Maybe you could propose to him.
So how should I do it?
- Nana's on the phone.
Did Molly say what she had?
Because my throat's been hurting.
I do not want her babysitting our child.
...she's giving up getting her eyebrows
shaped to do this, all right?
So how much does it pay?
- You handwrote it?
- Yeah, and don't worry.
If I had told you, then it wouldn't
have been a surprise, now would it?
I am going to be a baby stylist.
No more falafel for you!
Thank you, Thor.
- You're kicking me out?
- You put holes in my baby's ears.
- Joey, where are those bags?
- She has a lot of crap!
Oh, my God!
I thought she was on Atkins.
- Consider it forgotten.
- Thank you.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 23, 2003
It's baby Emma's first birthday and Rachel won't let the party start until Emma wakes from her nap. However, everybody has places to be: Monica and Chandler want to leave for a weekend getaway in Vermont, Phoebe has a massage client, and Joey has an audition.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 09, 2003
Joey and Rachel's first date goes well, until they return to their apartment and discover that everything's awkward. They decide that they make better friends than lovers and call off their relationship. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid their
annoying friend Amanda, who has returned from living in London with a fake British accent. Ross gets a spray-on tan.
I know. Amanda.
And she always brags about
all the famous people she's met.
Well, I guess we could try that.
But it seems so harsh.
Well, I like how you look.
What are you?
Spray, count, pat and turn.
Spray, count and pat.
- You never turned?
- No! I barely got to "three Mississippi"!
Yeah, but your back's a zero.
You'll wanna even that out.
How do I know
when it's gonna start? Hello?
I'm in the neighborhood,
hoping I could pop by your flat.
Hang on, she's right here.
Dinner tomorrow night?
- Is this thing welded shut?
I'm an expert at taking off bras.
I could do it with one hand.
But do you think maybe, on some level,
you don't want to take off my bra?
Hold on. There's something different.
Oh, my God, you can do a duet
of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.
What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
Really? One time he just looked
at my bra and it popped open.
You couldn't stop laughing.
You got through that.
Okay, what kind of emergency
gets us both out of here?
We were friends in 1992.
Well, in America, you're just an ass.
...very sexy. Sexy.
All right, let's do it!
If she asks,
I protested a little, but okay.
Oh, that accident
must have been terrible.
Well, I'm still all those things!
- We should do the same for Amanda.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
Let me explain how this works.
Go in the booth and...
Well, I'm gonna go continue
to spread the joy.
...we'll just keep trying
and trying until we do it.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 02, 2003
Ross puts on a convincing front and invites Joey and Rachel to dine on fajitas with him and Charlie. He quickly gets drunk and embarrasses everyone. After Rachel and Charlie leave, Joey spends the night and the two talk in the morning. Ross tells
Joey he'll work on getting used to him and Rachel. Meanwhile, Frank Jr. visits with his kids and tries to talk Phoebe into taking one of the triplets. Also, Chandler and Monica visit some friends of Phoebe's to learn about adoption. However, Chandler accidentally tells their son something he didn't know - that he's adopted.
But now that I've had time
to absorb it...
Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night.
I do like fajitas.
every time you say "triplets"...
- Oh, how does it work?
- I don't know!
When we're in a public place,
there are certain rules.
...pulling the tampons out
of the lady's purse.
But if it was up to me, this is not what
we'd be doing on our first date.
Come. Please come in.
Gosh, Ross, you know,
you seem a little...
...but they're so cute.
What do I do when the third one runs
at me with his bike helmet on?
So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees
and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?
Then color-coded to correspond
with the forms in the back.
You want me to wash
my hands first, don't you?
- You were?
- In fact, my father was a den mother.
I'm just proud of us.
I just want you to know...
Fajitas! Be careful!
Very hot plate! Very hot!
I mean, you know,
he's really funny.
Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No.
I think we just ran out of kids.
You know, I'll help out more.
I can babysit anytime you want.
You don't have to eat the sour worms.
Those are for Owen.
And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
...extremely normal I find it...
- Dude, are you okay?
- I'm sorry.
You know what, Ross,
I think we're gonna take off too.
Yeah, you know, Joey, l...
You actually did that when you
were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack.
What are you talking about?
Aired 17 years ago - Sep 25, 2003
Monica, Chandler and Phoebe discover that they can eavesdrop on Ross & Charlie and Joey & Rachel through the walls of the hotel. Both new couples decide to wait before proceeding with their relationships, until the men can talk to each other. Ross
tells Joey on the plane ride back to New York, but Joey can't quite yet. Later, Ross walks in on Joey and Rachel kissing. Meanwhile, Monica combats her poofy hair by getting corn rows put in, and Phoebe discovers that Mike has a girlfriend.
Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel.
...and watching Miss Congeniality.
...Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa.
If you see him, could you tell him
I'm looking for him?
All right? So just be nonchalant.
That is hard to say, Ross.
That is hard to say.
What is this? Well, let's see.
We kissed for 10 minutes...
Look, we appreciate all the advice...
Yeah. Yeah. We can wait.
We don't have to do anything tonight.
Yeah, we need to talk to Ross. Yeah.
- So did you talk to Joey?
- You never said that in your life.
- Not once.
Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm
sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
I have a date.
I'll tell her that it's over
tonight at dinner. I promise.
All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey.
I think this is the right time.
I'm gonna get the lasagna.
Well, Charlie and I were talking, and...
It's okay. You know, look...
You're an incredible friend,
do you know that?
Hey, if there is ever anything
I can do for you...
- It's great. He's an amazing guy.
- Oh, well, obviously, I think so too.
I couldn't. He was saying all
these really nice things about me.
We also appreciate gentle spanking
once in a while, just FYI.
...you're not having them taken out,
say, at the break of dawn?
Here's the thing. The cornrows were
a solution to your frizzy-hair problem.
As I recall, Rachel said she had never
noticed the shape of your skull before.
Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma.
Oh, my God, I missed you.
Why? Why me?
- Wow. Clearly this is not a good time.
- You think?
He's very sorry about that, and wishes
you the best luck in all your endeavors.
I just can't believe that Mike
didn't give me any warning.
...and let's face it,
Mike's kind of a wang.
Well, I was dancing around
and singing "No Woman, No Cry"...
Yeah, because that's what we do.