S7 E13
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Season 7  "The One Where Rosita Dies"  7x13

Aired 20 years ago - Feb 01, 2001

In an attempt to make up for her slow massage business, Phoebe takes a job as a telemarketer for an office supply company. When her first call is to a despondent office manager, she takes it upon herself to convince him to not kill himself. Monica and Ross discover that their parents are selling their house. When they go to collect their stuff, they find that Mr. Gellar used Monica's boxes to stop flood water from getting to his Porche and all her things are ruined. While attempting to re-arrange the furniture, Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair (that he's named Rosita).

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Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 1
- Come on. You know they love you. - As much as they love you?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2
...and they were both horrible tippers.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
Okay, I can do that.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
I'd like to talk about your toner needs.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
They always say they don't need toner. That's okay.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
Let's grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
Not as much as you loved to play "uncooked batter eater. "
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
I don't know.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
Math, "A. " Science, "A. " History, "A. " Gym... .
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
How are you ever gonna sell this place?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
Oh, God. Everything's ruined!
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
Can I speak to your supply manager, please?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
I hear what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
...because I'm gonna kill myself.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
I guess I could push it back.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
...and no one's even looked up from their desk. Hang on.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
...your name is Rosita.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
There is. If your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
...that makes her think you love me more than her.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
Monica came here for some memories. Damn it, we'll give her some.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
If you want to tell the medical marvel story while we work, that'd be fine.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
You know, this thing has speakers in the headrest?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
All right. Let's just forget about the people at the office, okay?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
See you.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
You never went anywhere without...
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
Oh, this is yours.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
The garage flooded, sweetie, and ruined your boxes. I'm sorry.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
...so you could keep the bottom of your car from water?
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What if I said you could do it in my apartment?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40
Well, that's awesome! That's great! What made you do it?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
No.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Joey, you broke my chair!
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
The lady who sells toner?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
Think about it, okay? This isn't even my regular job.
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
...all came together so I could stop you from doing this?
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
...but the universe does, and that says a lot.
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I really wish they'd care a little bit.

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Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2
...and they were both horrible tippers.
#2
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3 #3 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
Okay, I can do that.
#4
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
I'd like to talk about your toner needs.
#5
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
They always say they don't need toner. That's okay.
#6
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8 #8 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9 #9 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
Let's grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
#10
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
Not as much as you loved to play "uncooked batter eater. "
#11
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
I don't know.
#12
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
Math, "A. " Science, "A. " History, "A. " Gym... .
#13
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
How are you ever gonna sell this place?
#14
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
Oh, God. Everything's ruined!
#15
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
Can I speak to your supply manager, please?
#16
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
I hear what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner.
#17
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...because I'm gonna kill myself.
#18
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19 #19 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
I guess I could push it back.
#20
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...and no one's even looked up from their desk. Hang on.
#22
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...your name is Rosita.
#23
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
#25
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There is. If your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen.
#27
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
...that makes her think you love me more than her.
#28
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
Monica came here for some memories. Damn it, we'll give her some.
#29
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
If you want to tell the medical marvel story while we work, that'd be fine.
#30
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
You know, this thing has speakers in the headrest?
#31
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
All right. Let's just forget about the people at the office, okay?
#32
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See you.
#33
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
You never went anywhere without...
#34
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
Oh, this is yours.
#35
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
The garage flooded, sweetie, and ruined your boxes. I'm sorry.
#36
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
...so you could keep the bottom of your car from water?
#37
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What if I said you could do it in my apartment?
#39
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40
Well, that's awesome! That's great! What made you do it?
#40
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
No.
#41
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Joey, you broke my chair!
#42
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The lady who sells toner?
#44
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
Think about it, okay? This isn't even my regular job.
#45
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
...all came together so I could stop you from doing this?
#46
Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47 #47 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48 #48 Recap of Friends Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
...but the universe does, and that says a lot.
#49
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I really wish they'd care a little bit.
#50