The League

Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

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...a taco bag. - It's also from the box.

#2 #3 #4 #5 #6

Where you been the last few weeks? You're a ghost.

#7

- Oh, bullshit. - Bullshit.

#8

You know what, I'll take a glass of three-penis wine, please.

#9

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, no.

#10

The only thing Sofia wants right now are these ridiculous Chinese figurines.

#11

Sorry. What was the product that you wanted?

#12 #13

Even though the doctors said she was gonna be a girl.

#14

You're really doing this because this is the playoffs.

#15

- Thirty-four, 32's. - Okay.

#16

- Fine. Please, hold my lip gloss. - No, I can't hold your lip gloss.

#17

- I'm not gonna be your lip-gloss Sherpa. - Fine.

#18

...say something witty, so he knows I was here.

#19 #20

- I'm just here as a friend of Craig's. - Excellent.

#21

...and we make soups out of only found items.

#22

Apparently this place is really good. It's Tom Berenger's favorite Chinese restaurant.

#23

These figurines are awesome. I appreciate you helping me.

#24

...and the two are just kind of for taste.

#25

Aw, chewing on his tongue like it's gum.

#26

Poor Chinese frittata.

#27

How about...? What's this? Can we get some of this?

#28

- What makes you say that? - He was like, "soup." Soup sound.

#29

That'd be a pretty fair trade.

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- You're not leaving are you? - You know, I was just...

#33 #34

Old-Chinese-man piss.

#35

Would you like to wait for a gesture, or would you like to keep guessing? Okay.

#36

- Absolutely. - Yeah, I think so.

#37

Is it Dune? Is it Dune?

#38 #39

Change your lineup. The afternoon game hasn't even started.

#40 #41

- Bryce, I'm so sorry that this happened. - Good day.

#42

- Not good. - Yeah.

#43 #44 #45 #46

Your words hurt people. You need to know that.

#47

- Did Andre even call you? - No. I just told everyone to meet us here.

#48

I understand the Bears game is close, and that game is a blowout.

#49

I will drink a lot.

#50