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Season 1  "The Draft"  1x1

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 29, 2009

A group of friends from Chicago begin their annual fantasy football league by preparing the league draft, but three-time defending champ Pete has a problem: his wife Meegan doesn't want him to play this season.

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Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
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No thanks. I'm just... Just looking.
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If you were to come back here and touch them, I...
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
Smearing poor Tubbs here with excrement.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
I used to be in a war, and I put paid to quite a few like you.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
So long as I don't have to listen to any more of your disgusting babble.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
So today we're going to have a brainstorming session.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
down the High Street, where we'll see lots of people doing lots ofjobs.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
It's Mr Cabbages. And his job is...?
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
- Fireman! - We've got that one, Mickey, love.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
- Slow down! - Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
J-O...
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
But we won't know about lubrication until they open me up.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I was only saying to your Uncle Harvey over breakfast,
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
It's just a little thing, but we ask you to leave your shoes in the front porch.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Of course, of course.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
And the right one closer to the left.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
I shall be inconvenienced, as this room serves as my study,
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
- What? - Mmm.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- What do you mean? - They're deaf, aren't they?
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
It's just through here, veterinary.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Here she is, veterinary. That tumour puts another half stone on her.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
My little princess. Aren't you, chick?
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
PAULINE: So, job seekers.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
- I know, but what time is it? - 4.15.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
How's he going to get an interview if he doesn't know his job options?
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Try me.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
- Barbara. Are bummers deaf? - I've no idea.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
- What? - I breed toads for a hobby.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
While the wee wife's away, just a few words on the subject of onanism.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I'd hate to think of Chloe or Radcliffe
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Good!
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
All right, all right...
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Alright. There's these three fellers.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
- Eh? - Sit down.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
- Oh! - He remembers it.
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- And what did he pick? - The Englishman chose cherries.

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Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
No thanks. I'm just... Just looking.
#2
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If you were to come back here and touch them, I...
#4
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Smearing poor Tubbs here with excrement.
#6
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
I used to be in a war, and I put paid to quite a few like you.
#7
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
So long as I don't have to listen to any more of your disgusting babble.
#8
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So today we're going to have a brainstorming session.
#12
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
down the High Street, where we'll see lots of people doing lots ofjobs.
#13
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
It's Mr Cabbages. And his job is...?
#14
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
- Fireman! - We've got that one, Mickey, love.
#15
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
- Slow down! - Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.
#16
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J-O...
#18
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But we won't know about lubrication until they open me up.
#19
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I was only saying to your Uncle Harvey over breakfast,
#20
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
It's just a little thing, but we ask you to leave your shoes in the front porch.
#21
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Of course, of course.
#22
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And the right one closer to the left.
#23
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I shall be inconvenienced, as this room serves as my study,
#24
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- What? - Mmm.
#26
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- What do you mean? - They're deaf, aren't they?
#27
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
It's just through here, veterinary.
#28
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Here she is, veterinary. That tumour puts another half stone on her.
#31
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
My little princess. Aren't you, chick?
#32
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
PAULINE: So, job seekers.
#33
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
- I know, but what time is it? - 4.15.
#34
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
How's he going to get an interview if he doesn't know his job options?
#35
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Try me.
#37
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- Barbara. Are bummers deaf? - I've no idea.
#39
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- What? - I breed toads for a hobby.
#41
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you.
#42
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
While the wee wife's away, just a few words on the subject of onanism.
#43
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I'd hate to think of Chloe or Radcliffe
#44
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Good!
#45
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
All right, all right...
#46
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Alright. There's these three fellers.
#47
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
- Eh? - Sit down.
#48
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
- Oh! - He remembers it.
#49
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- And what did he pick? - The Englishman chose cherries.
#50