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Season 1  "The Usual Bet"  1x5

Aired 14 years ago - Dec 03, 2009

Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

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Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
Those are rechargeable. I wouldn't mind having those.
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...a taco bag. - It's also from the box.
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Where you been the last few weeks? You're a ghost.
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- Oh, bullshit. - Bullshit.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
You know what, I'll take a glass of three-penis wine, please.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, no.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
The only thing Sofia wants right now are these ridiculous Chinese figurines.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Sorry. What was the product that you wanted?
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
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Even though the doctors said she was gonna be a girl.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
You're really doing this because this is the playoffs.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- Thirty-four, 32's. - Okay.
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- Fine. Please, hold my lip gloss. - No, I can't hold your lip gloss.
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- I'm not gonna be your lip-gloss Sherpa. - Fine.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
...say something witty, so he knows I was here.
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- I'm just here as a friend of Craig's. - Excellent.
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...and we make soups out of only found items.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Apparently this place is really good. It's Tom Berenger's favorite Chinese restaurant.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
These figurines are awesome. I appreciate you helping me.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
...and the two are just kind of for taste.
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Aw, chewing on his tongue like it's gum.
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Poor Chinese frittata.
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How about...? What's this? Can we get some of this?
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- What makes you say that? - He was like, "soup." Soup sound.
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That'd be a pretty fair trade.
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- You're not leaving are you? - You know, I was just...
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Old-Chinese-man piss.
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Would you like to wait for a gesture, or would you like to keep guessing? Okay.
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- Absolutely. - Yeah, I think so.
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Is it Dune? Is it Dune?
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Change your lineup. The afternoon game hasn't even started.
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- Bryce, I'm so sorry that this happened. - Good day.
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- Not good. - Yeah.
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Your words hurt people. You need to know that.
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- Did Andre even call you? - No. I just told everyone to meet us here.
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I understand the Bears game is close, and that game is a blowout.
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I will drink a lot.

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...a taco bag. - It's also from the box.
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Where you been the last few weeks? You're a ghost.
#7
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
- Oh, bullshit. - Bullshit.
#8
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
You know what, I'll take a glass of three-penis wine, please.
#9
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, no.
#10
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
The only thing Sofia wants right now are these ridiculous Chinese figurines.
#11
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Sorry. What was the product that you wanted?
#12
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Even though the doctors said she was gonna be a girl.
#14
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You're really doing this because this is the playoffs.
#15
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- Thirty-four, 32's. - Okay.
#16
Recap of The League Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
- Fine. Please, hold my lip gloss. - No, I can't hold your lip gloss.
#17
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- I'm not gonna be your lip-gloss Sherpa. - Fine.
#18
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...say something witty, so he knows I was here.
#19
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- I'm just here as a friend of Craig's. - Excellent.
#21
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...and we make soups out of only found items.
#22
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Apparently this place is really good. It's Tom Berenger's favorite Chinese restaurant.
#23
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These figurines are awesome. I appreciate you helping me.
#24
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...and the two are just kind of for taste.
#25
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Aw, chewing on his tongue like it's gum.
#26
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Poor Chinese frittata.
#27
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How about...? What's this? Can we get some of this?
#28
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- What makes you say that? - He was like, "soup." Soup sound.
#29
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That'd be a pretty fair trade.
#30
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- You're not leaving are you? - You know, I was just...
#33
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Old-Chinese-man piss.
#35
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Would you like to wait for a gesture, or would you like to keep guessing? Okay.
#36
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- Absolutely. - Yeah, I think so.
#37
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Is it Dune? Is it Dune?
#38
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Change your lineup. The afternoon game hasn't even started.
#40
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- Bryce, I'm so sorry that this happened. - Good day.
#42
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- Not good. - Yeah.
#43
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Your words hurt people. You need to know that.
#47
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- Did Andre even call you? - No. I just told everyone to meet us here.
#48
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I understand the Bears game is close, and that game is a blowout.
#49
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I will drink a lot.
#50