The League

Pete's split with Meegan intrudes upon Ruxin's marriage, as Sofia is neglecting him sexually in order to spend her time helping Meegan deal with the break-up. Meanwhile, Jenny reveals to Sofia the sexual secrets that ensure that Kevin will never leave her.

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- Where you guys going? - Couples' dinner.

#2

I mean, she gave him all the good years. Pete hasn't even grown up.

#3

- I love you. - I love you too.

#4

How's the baby?

#5

Come on, feel it. Come on, feel it.

#6

- Okay. SOFIA: It's killing me too, babe.

#7

RUXIN: You do. - You're dropping P bombs.

#8

You don't need to know about it. I am proud of it.

#9

First of all, you can't just go up and talk to a girl anymore, all right?

#10

- Okay, yeah, she hates you right now. - Right now.

#11 #12

What's up, T-Bag? Can I get the usual?

#13

You just do. Guys...

#14

- What? - It's too much money for the valet.

#15

No, no, no.

#16

- This is very, very unlike you. - I'm gonna show you why I'm so confident.

#17

Knock, knock, knock. Oh, well, this place is a shit hole.

#18

- Are you having sex with your wife yet? - No, no, I'm not.

#19

You put up with this shit that's completely unacceptable in any other situation.

#20

I can't go back to the beach, man, I'm done.

#21

...I would have to spend 100 percent of my time with my kid.

#22 #23

More importantly, how is her vagina doing today?

#24

Now, I, being the curious-natured soul that I am, posited...

#25

- Special sex! - Special sex!

#26

[SOFIA MOANING]

#27

These things are getting so big from breastfeeding.

#28

- I think it's gonna relieve me. - Yeah?

#29

- I really need it, don't I? - Yeah, sure.

#30

Pete, I thought your life decisions were gonna prevent me from ejaculating again...

#31

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON COMPUTER]

#32

Her vagina is a church And her slit is the steeple

#33

When I say "vaginal hubris" You yell "Jenny!"

#34

- Hey. - Hey.

#35

You're defending me?

#36

- I don't understand. - It's not a question...

#37

Keep working out. Stay through the money shot.

#38

I would just like to say...

#39

I am done hearing about her breasts. I am done hearing you talk about my vagina.

#40

I'm a new father. And that is scary.

#41

We'll throw in Torry Holt.

#42

- Deal. - Deal?

#43

I'm sorry, babe.

#44

I got this, I got this.

#45

PETE: Thanks, my friend. BOUNCER: No problem.

#46

l... I didn't sleep with Patty Lee.

#47 #48

Eskimo brothers are dumb, all right?

#49

Be like, "Here's my card. Whoops, sorry about that."

#50