The League

A group of friends from Chicago begin their annual fantasy football league by preparing the league draft, but three-time defending champ Pete has a problem: his wife Meegan doesn't want him to play this season.

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No thanks. I'm just... Just looking.

#2 #3

If you were to come back here and touch them, I...

#4 #5

Smearing poor Tubbs here with excrement.

#6

I used to be in a war, and I put paid to quite a few like you.

#7

So long as I don't have to listen to any more of your disgusting babble.

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So today we're going to have a brainstorming session.

#12

down the High Street, where we'll see lots of people doing lots ofjobs.

#13

It's Mr Cabbages. And his job is...?

#14

- Fireman! - We've got that one, Mickey, love.

#15

- Slow down! - Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

#16 #17

J-O...

#18

But we won't know about lubrication until they open me up.

#19

I was only saying to your Uncle Harvey over breakfast,

#20

It's just a little thing, but we ask you to leave your shoes in the front porch.

#21

Of course, of course.

#22

And the right one closer to the left.

#23

I shall be inconvenienced, as this room serves as my study,

#24 #25

- What? - Mmm.

#26

- What do you mean? - They're deaf, aren't they?

#27

It's just through here, veterinary.

#28 #29 #30

Here she is, veterinary. That tumour puts another half stone on her.

#31

My little princess. Aren't you, chick?

#32

PAULINE: So, job seekers.

#33

- I know, but what time is it? - 4.15.

#34

How's he going to get an interview if he doesn't know his job options?

#35 #36

Try me.

#37 #38

- Barbara. Are bummers deaf? - I've no idea.

#39 #40

- What? - I breed toads for a hobby.

#41

You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you.

#42

While the wee wife's away, just a few words on the subject of onanism.

#43

I'd hate to think of Chloe or Radcliffe

#44

Good!

#45

All right, all right...

#46

Alright. There's these three fellers.

#47

- Eh? - Sit down.

#48

- Oh! - He remembers it.

#49

- And what did he pick? - The Englishman chose cherries.

#50