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Season 3  "Smith and Jones"  3x1

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 01, 2007

Location: Earth/Moon Date: 2008 Enemies: Judoon, Plasmavore, Slabs Trainee doctor Martha Jones has her hands full balancing her medical studies with placating her demanding family. So the last thing she needs is to find that the hospital where she works has been transported to the moon, where it's invaded by an overbearing alien police force. There she encounters a patient called John Smith, who seems curiously at ease with the situation…

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Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
We could take bloods and check for Meniere's disease.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Stomach cramps? That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
The rain. It's only rain.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
It felt like an earthquake, or... ? Martha!
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
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Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
OK. We might die.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I've got a party tonight.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Adeola.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
I can't do anything! Oh, I think you can.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
of salty fats and vintage wines and all those Michelin-star sauces?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
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'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.' Language assimilated.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
What are you on about, "Galactic Law"? Where d'you get that from?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Well, if you won't answer properly...
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
If they find the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive, they'll execute it.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
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shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot -
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
My sonic screwdriver! She was a patient... Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood, mimic the biology, she'll register as human!
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I like that - "Humans" (!) I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Welcome to my world. What about the Judoon?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Think, think, think. If I was a wanted Plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Human. Wait! Non-human trace suspected!
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Doesn't that distance include the Earth? Only the side facing the moon.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans. What?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Traces of facial contact with non-human.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
But she's not human! Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
You can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
One, two, three, four, five...
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
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'I was there, I saw it happen and I feel uniquely privileged.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Annalise started it, she did, I heard her.
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
I can travel in time as well. Get out of here. I can!
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
And that's your spaceship?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
But is there a crew?
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Now, don't. And then travel all the way across the universe
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
The Globe Theatre containing the man himself.

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Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones?
#2
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Stomach cramps? That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
#3
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate
#4
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
The rain. It's only rain.
#5
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
It felt like an earthquake, or... ? Martha!
#6
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OK. We might die.
#9
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I've got a party tonight.
#10
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Adeola.
#11
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
#12
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That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.
#14
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
I can't do anything! Oh, I think you can.
#15
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
of salty fats and vintage wines and all those Michelin-star sauces?
#16
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'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.' Language assimilated.
#18
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What are you on about, "Galactic Law"? Where d'you get that from?
#19
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Well, if you won't answer properly...
#21
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If they find the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive, they'll execute it.
#22
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shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot -
#25
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
My sonic screwdriver! She was a patient... Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
#26
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood, mimic the biology, she'll register as human!
#27
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I like that - "Humans" (!) I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
#28
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Welcome to my world. What about the Judoon?
#29
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Think, think, think. If I was a wanted Plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?
#30
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Human. Wait! Non-human trace suspected!
#32
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Doesn't that distance include the Earth? Only the side facing the moon.
#33
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans. What?
#34
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Traces of facial contact with non-human.
#35
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
But she's not human! Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.
#36
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You can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
#38
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
One, two, three, four, five...
#39
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'I was there, I saw it happen and I feel uniquely privileged.
#43
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Annalise started it, she did, I heard her.
#44
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I can travel in time as well. Get out of here. I can!
#46
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
And that's your spaceship?
#47
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
But is there a crew?
#48
Recap of Doctor Who (2005) Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Now, don't. And then travel all the way across the universe
#49
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The Globe Theatre containing the man himself.
#50