Aired 9 years ago - May 18, 2013
Someone is kidnapping the Doctor's friends, leading him towards the one place in all of time and space that he should never go.
How can it be your Mum's souffle,
if you're making it?
communication across the years.
Why, thank you.
That might be good, dear, yes.
'The Doctor has a secret, you know.
Jenny! You're under attack. You must
wake up now, just wake up, do it!
Am I getting warm?
No. OK, what then?
It's a battlefield graveyard,
my final battle.
My TARDIS from the future.
What else would they bury me in?
But her grave can't be here.
I take it I am now talking to
the Great Intelligence?
You were a mind without a body,
last time we met.
The Dalek Asylum. There was a girl in
a shipwreck and she died saving
my life. And she was you.
No. Because you know what's in there?
I will not open those doors.
Your name, Doctor. Answer me!
The TARDIS can still hear me.
For me, peace at last.
My path through time and space,
The paradox is... it's very bad.
as I take my revenge on
every second of your life!
he's dying all at once.
The Dalek Asylum. Androzani.
Victorian London. How, how could
I have been in Victorian London?
Whatever you're thinking
of doing... don't.
The stars are going out.
And Jenny and Strax are dead.
Run, you clever boy...
There has to be another way.
Use the TARDIS, use something.
Then tell me, because
I don't know - how do I say it?
If she's really dead,
then how can I still be here?
Aired 9 years ago - May 11, 2013
Hedgewick's World of Wonders: the perfect theme park day out - and ground zero for a deadly silver resurrection.
if you can beat
this empty shell at chess.
It's a puppet, monofilament strings,
which means the brains are in...
They don't sound very nice.
Yeah. Um, no.
Not actually ready to leave.
Don't wander off.
There's not even phone service.
I'm out of here.
Used to be the Tiberion Spiral
Galaxy. A million star systems.
There's nothing left to diagnose.
It's not broken. It's empty.
but I take it your platoon
doesn't do much fighting?
Hail to you, the Doctor,
saviour of the Cybermen!
The people who vanished
from the amusement park -
Fascinating. A complete
mental block. Highly effective.
but this is going to be
the most efficient Cyber-Planner!
You understand, when I DO win,
the Cyberiad gets your brains
the electromagnetic pulse
very early versions of the
Cyber operating system could be
When the snow bears came and danced
for us. That was a day.
Live for the Empire, fight
for the Empire, die for the Empire.
Bad news? Bad news -
the Cyber-Planner's in my head.
And immobilise me.
Oh, dear me. Soon, we wake, we'll
strip you down for spare parts,
they have a better chance of getting
out of all this alive than you do.
First good news of the day. Do it.
In case you're not you right now.
Because even if that WAS true -
which it's obviously not -
Upgrade in progress.
and get the children back,
all for two human children
you barely know.
That's cheating! No, no, no, no, no.
Just pulling in the local resources.
No! You're too short and bossy,
and your nose is all funny.
If I activate that bomb,
it's all over.
and transmat us to the State Room.
Now, if you want my advice...
Aired 9 years ago - May 04, 2013
Something ghastly is afoot in Victorian Yorkshire, as bodies are found with their skin a waxy, glowing red.
and triple-blast brain splitters.
Blinded in a drunken rage by
my late husband!
Join us! Join us in
this shining city on the hill!
and run towards any form of danger
that presents itself.
The question is,
I hope me teeth don't let me down.
Swoon. Have a funny turn.
Fit of the vapours.
Dear me. How clumsy I'm getting.
All right, mate.
You just stay calm now!
Brave heart, Clara!
Ooh. Good name. Hey, that's good,
isn't it? The Crimson Horror!
Eh, the missus and I couldn't be
more chuffed, could we, love?
Sometimes, the preservation process
goes wrong. Only Mr Sweet knows why.
Yes! Clara, got to find Clara.
and you will have reached
I have disappointed you.
I know who you think she is,
but she isn't.
You've come back! But you're...
Warm. And alive. Thanks to you, Ada.
Then you are fortunate, indeed.
It isn't good to be alone.
Symbiotic, you might say.
The wrong hands!
If we follow straight after her,
she'll shoot Ada on the spot.
I'm here, Mama.
On the other hand...
Good luck, Ada.
You know, I think you'll be just...
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 27, 2013
When a salvage ship attempts to pull the TARDIS aboard when the time vessel's shields are down, an explosion occurs. The Doctor forces the salvage crew to help him find Clara, who is lost somewhere inside his vessel.
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 20, 2013
Clara and the Doctor arrive at Caliburn House, a haunted mansion sat alone on a desolate moor. Within its walls, a ghost hunting Professor and a gifted psychic are searching for the Witch of the Well. Her apparition appears throughout the history of the building, but is she really a ghost? And what is chasing her?
If you like. And this is Clara.
It's 1974 - you're the assistant
and "non-objective equipment".
What's it telling you?
"The one the dossers are too
scared to doss in?
The most compassionate people
you'll ever meet, empathics.
Is she real? As in, actually real?
But objective recording equipment
can't detect her...
there is no well on the property.
None that we could find, anyway.
Experience makes liars of us all.
It's a very loud, very angry noise.
Yes but, how does that man,
that war hero end up here,
Well, I'd very much like
to thank them. Uh-huh.
How do you expect her to like you?
Did you see where he went?
Are you all right?
No, it's not that.
Is my body out there somewhere?
In the ground?
never changing, trapped
in a moment of fear and torment
I mean, from her perspective, she
crash landed... three minutes ago.
All the way... from Metebelis Three.
See? The Witch of the Well!
It's a wormhole!
Of several billion such
images in my databanks,
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 13, 2013
The Doctor and Clara land on a damaged Russian submarine in 1983 as it spirals out of control into the ocean depths. An alien creature is loose on board, having escaped from a block of Arctic ice. With tempers flaring and a cargo of nuclear weapons on board, it’s not just the crew but the whole of humanity at stake!
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 06, 2013
Clara wants to see something awesome, so the Doctor whisks her off to the inhabited rings of the planet Akhaten, where the Festival of Offerings is in full swing. Clara meets the young Queen of Years as the pilgrims and natives ready for the ceremony. But something is stirring in the pyramid, and a sacrifice will be demanded.
And forwards in time.
And space. Totally.
In about five,
four, three, two...
Ah! Qom VoTivig.
And low in other stuff,
I shouldn't wonder. No?
So, how much does it cost?
What are you doing?
Hiding. Oh. Why?
Merry, where are you?
Because I'll always be here.
And I'll always come and find you.
♪ Sleep, my precious, sleep
Shh! Shh! Sorry, Sorry, excuse me.
♪ Lay down, my king
♪ Oh, god of Akhaaaten... ♪
♪ Oh god of Akhaaaten...
Sleep, my precious king
We don't walk away.
Because it really hurts. Sorry.
♪ Do not wake from slumber... ♪
He doesn't want you, he wants me.
why is he still singing?
Oh, you know, having a nice stretch.
No, we didn't wake him.
One you might not have heard?
And the secret songs open the
secret door? How does it go?
Actually, I think I may
have made a tactical boo-boo.
we run. We run and run
as fast as we can
Sacrificed themselves. To you.
Take my memories.
I've walked in universes
where the laws of physics were
♪ Wake up
It's full of stories,
full of history.
I expect so
Aired 9 years ago - Mar 30, 2013
When the Doctor receives a mysterious call from Clara, the woman that he's been seeking since he has seen her die twice, he arrives in 21st century Earth and discovers that something is using wi-fi to download human minds into the Internet... and feed on them.
If he truly is mad,
then this is his madness.
I've got 3.30.
Am I phoning a different time zone?
the password for the internet?
The Doctor. No? The Doctor?
I'll activate a Spoonhead.
When you say "mobile phone",
why do you point at that blue box?
Are you a friend of Angie's?
It's OK, it's OK. You're fine,
you're back. Yes, you are.
I fixed that rattling noise in
the washing machine,
I like your house.
stuck for ever, crying out for help.
What's going on?
Is the Wi-Fi switching on the lights?
How did we get here?
Thank you, thank you.
Tomorrow, a camel! Clara!
and I don't want it falling into
the wrong hands. OK?
but I can't establish a physical
location, the security's too good.
I'll have their physical
location in under five minutes.
Isn't that a bit... Victorian?
save your little friend.
Healthy, free range human minds.
Put your hands down if you didn't
mention where you work.
Are you listening to me,
Doctor? I found them!
I don't understand. I don't know
where I am! Please help me.
Seriously? He can do that?
He can really, actually do that?
She's a fully integrated
part of the data cloud now.
I hack technology.
You've been whispering in my ear
Excuse me, where are the toilets?
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 29, 2012
The Doctor’s heart-breaking farewell to Amy and Rory – a race against time through the streets of Manhattan, as New York’s statues come to life around them… With Rory’s life in danger, the Doctor and Amy must locate him before it’s too late! Luckily, an old friend helps them and guides the way.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 22, 2012
The Doctor and the Ponds puzzle an unlikely invasion of Earth, as millions of sinister black cubes arrive overnight, almost like presents falling from the sky. But what are they, what’s inside them and most importantly, who sent them? With the international community at a loss, it’s left to the Doctor to unearth who is behind the mystery.
And I really don't like not knowing.
All the Ponds, with their house and
their jobs and their everyday lives.
There are soldiers all over
my house, and I'm in my pants.
which made it sound like more fun
than it actually was.
I've recommended we treat
this as a hostile incursion,
Four days, and I am still
in your lounge! You were the one
who wanted to observe them.
Four million, 900, 99,
The universe is awaiting,
but you have a little job to...
It's not little.
I e-mail the result to UNIT.
My middle name is diligence.
What seems to be the matter?
I'm just waiting for a prescription.
Where does it hurt?
The recently opened Savoy Hotel.
Somebody was talking,
and I just said yes.
I thought it would drive you mad.
No, no, no.
I sent you out to sell as many
cubes as you could in 24 hours.
people are saying they've
been attacked by the cubes.
Also ravens of death.
I've got governments
screaming for explanations
Active for 47 minutes,
and then they just die?
But there was a time,
there were years,
And there is so much,
so much to see, Amy.
The first face this face saw.
from your medical limits
to your military response patterns.
there must be some trace.
We can do this remotely.
Remotely isn't my style.
Glasses? Is it the same?
Is it the same all around the world?
OK! I'm going to get you
to the hospital! Only one heart!
Ah! No, no, no, no!
Ow! Seven stations, seven minutes,
why's that important?
Before the Closure,
there is the Tally.
And they strive for greater,
and they achieve it.
And when cornered...
The Shakri used the cubes
to turn people's hearts off.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 15, 2012
The Doctor gets a Stetson (and a gun!), and finds himself the reluctant Sheriff of a Western town under siege by a relentless cyborg, who goes by the name of the Gunslinger. But who is he and what does he want? The answer seems to lie with the
mysterious, Kahler-Jex, an alien doctor (yes another one!) whose initial appearance is hiding a dark secret.
your phone recharger in
Henry VIII's en-suite. Doctor, um...
Sir, might I enquire who you is?
Guys! Oh, dear.
Get back across that line.
Yes. I see. Hmmm.
Probably because he rigged up
They could build a spaceship out
of Tupperware and moss.
So why does the Gunslinger want you?
Our ship's just over the hills.
Room for everyone.
Yes, I know.
I was there when we agreed it.
Where IS the damage?
HE GROANS IN PAIN
Names of deceased subjects can be
found on the drop-down menu.
Well, colour me reassured(!)
Everything he says,
But one of them must have
got its circuitry damaged in battle.
How do you know?!
Maybe I've changed.
Make peace with your Gods.
Protect my town.
Take Jex to his cell.
Look, we don't got ill feelin'
toward the doc, we just thinkin'
Jex turned someone into a weapon.
Isaac made you
Marshall for a reason,
Do you want me to hand you over?!
Is that what you want?!
He was my friend.
Now his soul will be in my arms, too.
Now! You're asking
him this NOW?!
COMPUTER: Countdown to
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 08, 2012
An unmanned spaceship hurtles towards certain destruction - unless the Doctor can save it, and its impossible cargo... of dinosaurs! By his side a ragtag gang of adventurers; a big game hunter, an Egyptian Queen and a surprised member of the Pond
family. But little does the Doctor know there is someone else onboard who will stop at nothing to keep hold of his precious, prehistoric cargo.
... that's my dad.
And hello! Ten months!
that's what we're trying to avoid.
And we're all really clever!
Teleport! Oh, I hate teleports.
Must have activated on my voice.
Right, well, don't just
stand there, you two, dig!
There are clearly more than just
two of those creatures.
John Riddell. Big game hunter on the African
plains. I'm sure you've heard of me, too.
I have literally no idea
what he's saying.
Amended plan - run!
Can't we just teleport or something?
Spelling-it-out is hereditary,
I can't tell how far we have come.
Don't listen to him, he's just
being mean cos we captured him.
carrying those around for?
We're on an ark. A Silurian ark.
But where have they gone?
You know it. Know it?
Oh, I'm so scared!
Actually, I might be.
You get used to it.
I have to take this. The wife.
Ah, the purple light.
That's what it was.
You said Roxborne Peninsula,
so why are you heading to Earth?
You think I believe that?
Go, Tricey! Run like the wind!
They're turning off,
we're losing them!
locking on to target.
One with a very large weapon.
You were telling the truth, Doctor.
Earth Queen Nefertiti of Egypt.
No, no, no, no - no way. It isn't
your choice, Doctor. It's mine.
I like my possessions to have spirit.
Come on. The missiles are locked on
to us, we can't outrun them,
Brian Pond, you are delicious.
I'm not a Pond. Course you are.
We're about to be hit by missiles
and you're asking me that?
Dinosaurs ahead, lady at my side,
See them shine.
See how valuable they are.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 01, 2012
Kidnapped by his oldest foe, the Doctor is forced on an impossible mission - to a place even the Daleks are too terrified to enter... the Asylum. A planetary prison confining the most terrifying and insane of their kind, the Doctor and the Ponds
must find an escape route. But with Amy and Rory’s relationship in meltdown, and an army of mad Daleks closing in, it is up to the Doctor to save their lives, as well as the Pond’s marriage.
What's he doing? He's chosen the
most defendable area in the room,
Does it surprise you to know
the Daleks have a concept of beauty?
The Daleks are always armed.
Hello? Come in, come in, come in,
Carmen. Hello, yes, yes,
Making souffles. Souffles?!
Against the Daleks?
Oh, that's good.
In fairness, that is slightly
your MO. Don't be fair to the Daleks
Somewhere underground, I think.
You coming to get me?
I died outside
and the cold preserved my body.
Doctor, SHUT up! Living or dead?!
Yes, exactly, living, or, or...
What is wrong with my chin?!
We split up. What can you do?
What can I do? Nothing.
Ex... term... in... ate!
First boy I ever fancied was
called Rory. OK...
Physical changes come later.
What comes first, how does it start?
Does there have to be a reason?
Who are you...? Doctor...
Shhh. It's OK. It's just
people in here.
OK, but what do we do? Identify
me! Access your files, who am I?
Amy, you're still with us.
Amy, it's me, do you remember me?
the universe has ever seen.
Why would you wait for me? Why
wouldn't I? No idea, never met you.
that'll hold back the conversion.
It'll just start converting
you, that's not better. Yeah.
And what's so special about this
lot then? Dunno.
let me just...
Anything happening out there?
Oh, that is cool.
Don't even say that.
I am NOT a Dalek!
Where am I? Where am I?
Where am I?! Oswin, I am so sorry.
What did you say?
How long can we wait?