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Season 1  "The Telescope"  1x8

Aired 9 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

When he learns that his old friend from "Horsin' Around" is dying, BoJack tries to mend fences.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
[laughs]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
She's the woman who made pantsuits a thing.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Herb Kazzaz, ladies and gentlemen.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Take this couple, for example.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
That guy tipped me a quarter.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
that there's going to be a thing.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
That's the perfect time to pitch a TV show.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- [plate shatters] - Pretend you don't speak English.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- He thinks the world of you. - He does?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Wait, is this a science lesson?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
You know why?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
What do you see?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- What's the show? - It's called Horsin' Around.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Of course I do. Of course, Herb.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
at the gritty reality of the American family.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and then, in the very next scene,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
What happened to the stories I requested?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Good luck making Horsin' Around without the horse.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
And there better be some Zimas
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
- Talk to me, world. - BoJack, it's Princess Carolyn.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
besides Kathy Ireland's bathing suit?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Now, listen.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
- on public indecency. - Wha...
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
Sheeeiiiiit.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
If you threaten to walk, they'll listen to you.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
And when this is all over, we're going
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
See, that's what I'm talking about.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
- You can't do that. - "I can't do that."
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Oh, right. It's "Don't be an idiot."
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
so I'll let you get ready.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
[sighs]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
This house is way bigger than yours.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
[all laugh]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I got another that you left in my back 20 years ago.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- Am I right, huh? - Hee hee hee hee!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Well, the stupid thing was like 600 bucks.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
Can't this thing go any faster?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Whoa. Whoa, guys.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Oh, yeah. Many times.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- Exactly! - [laughs]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
and sophisticated on the outside,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
I should have brought a bottle of wine.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
about Herb but we're actually talking about something else?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
So you're apologizing.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
for the rest of your life.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
I had nobody. Everybody left.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Now, get the fuck out of my house.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
She's the woman who made pantsuits a thing.
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Herb Kazzaz, ladies and gentlemen.
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Take this couple, for example.
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
That guy tipped me a quarter.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
that there's going to be a thing.
#6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
That's the perfect time to pitch a TV show.
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- [plate shatters] - Pretend you don't speak English.
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- He thinks the world of you. - He does?
#9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Wait, is this a science lesson?
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
You know why?
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
What do you see?
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- What's the show? - It's called Horsin' Around.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Of course I do. Of course, Herb.
#14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
at the gritty reality of the American family.
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and then, in the very next scene,
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
What happened to the stories I requested?
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Good luck making Horsin' Around without the horse.
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
And there better be some Zimas
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
- Talk to me, world. - BoJack, it's Princess Carolyn.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
besides Kathy Ireland's bathing suit?
#21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Now, listen.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
- on public indecency. - Wha...
#23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
Sheeeiiiiit.
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
If you threaten to walk, they'll listen to you.
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
And when this is all over, we're going
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
See, that's what I'm talking about.
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
- You can't do that. - "I can't do that."
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29 #29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Oh, right. It's "Don't be an idiot."
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
so I'll let you get ready.
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
[sighs]
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
This house is way bigger than yours.
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
[all laugh]
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35 #35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I got another that you left in my back 20 years ago.
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- Am I right, huh? - Hee hee hee hee!
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Well, the stupid thing was like 600 bucks.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
Can't this thing go any faster?
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Whoa. Whoa, guys.
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Oh, yeah. Many times.
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- Exactly! - [laughs]
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43 #43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
and sophisticated on the outside,
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
I should have brought a bottle of wine.
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
about Herb but we're actually talking about something else?
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
So you're apologizing.
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
for the rest of your life.
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
I had nobody. Everybody left.
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Now, get the fuck out of my house.
#50