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Meet the most beloved sitcom horse of the 90s - 20 years later. BoJack Horseman was the star of the hit TV show "Horsin' Around," but today he's washed up, living in Hollywood, complaining about everything, and wearing colorful sweaters.

Season 1

Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

Months after his memoir is released, BoJack's being considered for a role that's a lifelong dream.

Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack embarks on a project in his typically gonzo style, leading to a drug-fueled revelation.

Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack shoots a movie at Mr. Peanutbutter’s house; Diane finishes her book.

Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

A lovestruck BoJack tries to sabotage a wedding; Todd accepts a surprising new professional role.

Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

When he learns that his old friend from "Horsin' Around" is dying, BoJack tries to mend fences.

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[laughs]
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She's the woman who made pantsuits a thing.
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Herb Kazzaz, ladies and gentlemen.
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Take this couple, for example.
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That guy tipped me a quarter.
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that there's going to be a thing.
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That's the perfect time to pitch a TV show.
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- [plate shatters] - Pretend you don't speak English.
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- He thinks the world of you. - He does?
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Wait, is this a science lesson?
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You know why?
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What do you see?
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- What's the show? - It's called Horsin' Around.
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Of course I do. Of course, Herb.
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at the gritty reality of the American family.
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and then, in the very next scene,
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What happened to the stories I requested?
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Good luck making Horsin' Around without the horse.
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And there better be some Zimas
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- Talk to me, world. - BoJack, it's Princess Carolyn.
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besides Kathy Ireland's bathing suit?
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Now, listen.
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- on public indecency. - Wha...
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Sheeeiiiiit.
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If you threaten to walk, they'll listen to you.
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And when this is all over, we're going
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See, that's what I'm talking about.
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- You can't do that. - "I can't do that."
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Oh, right. It's "Don't be an idiot."
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so I'll let you get ready.
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[sighs]
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This house is way bigger than yours.
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[all laugh]
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I got another that you left in my back 20 years ago.
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- Am I right, huh? - Hee hee hee hee!
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Well, the stupid thing was like 600 bucks.
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Can't this thing go any faster?
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Whoa. Whoa, guys.
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Oh, yeah. Many times.
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- Exactly! - [laughs]
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and sophisticated on the outside,
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I should have brought a bottle of wine.
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about Herb but we're actually talking about something else?
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So you're apologizing.
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for the rest of your life.
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I had nobody. Everybody left.
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Now, get the fuck out of my house.
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack sabotages himself with an epic bender; Princess Carolyn's agency merges with another.

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I'm in a hurry, so I'll make this... snappy.
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All this time, I never even...
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With Braff directing,
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to a young Buster Keaton, "What?"
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- It was not handled well. - [laughter]
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I was so excited, I rushed home,
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I see you've already met a new member of the team.
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Well, good news, bad news.
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Don't worry. I won't let it get to my head or anything.
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You're the one who's always been there for me,
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Ha! You say that every time something bad happens.
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I can't be your agent and your girlfriend.
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As I once said to a young Lionel Barrymore,
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Before I go, I got you a little sexy something
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Or you could find my nude erector...
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Good news, Princess Carolyn. Vanessa's my agent now.
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Mmm, that's some Guten Bourbon.
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I'm the face of this brand, I'm the man behind the thing,
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they practically find their own jobs.
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it would be a shame if these pictures got out.
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Oh, also, extortion can be prosecuted
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Who said you could use my assistant?
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I'll take it in here, Charlie. Hello.
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- Ugh. I'll be right there. - Ow.
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I know, but I got a movie to put together.
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- We're just wrapping up. - But Cate is my client.
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He's right, you know.
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I own the restaurant, so we can go crazy.
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Thank you.
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[cell phone rings]
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so I understand her priorities,
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If you need me, I'll be at work.
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If Vanessa Gekko wants Cate that bad, she can have her.
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Herb! How the hell are you, buddy?
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Hey, um, I just got kind of a weird phone call.
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You know the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen
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Of course, of course.
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Beep bop boop blurp bleep.
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Oh, right. Well, just tell whoever, then.
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[phone beeps]
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right in front of her. Heh heh
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BoJack: Never mind. Think I've figured it out.
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and I could get him a feature by the end of today.
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What's that? You hate his guts?
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If you don't cut him loose, you're never gonna be happy.
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- I brought you this - Suffragette City...
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Okay, I see... Yeah. Caw is what crows say.
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack is jealous of Diane's relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter; Todd's in a new environment.

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This place reminds me of a cliff side meal we had
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I got you a D pendant, because I am D-pendant on you.
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but everyone knows you go off menu for the good stuff.
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I'd like to buy you all an Xbox, courtesy of me.
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Whoo-whoo! Who wants a ride in the chopper?
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[laughs] Oh, no. Hey, sorry, bud.
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Check this out. If you want to lift weights,
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Whoa. Uh, where were you keeping that card?
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[vibrates and rings]
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This was life or death.
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[groans]
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Well, that worked effectively.
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Weirder.
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Are you ill, or hung-over?
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- What time do I start drinking? - Noon?
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You stole the D for Diane. Unbelievable.
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Get it? D-viant?
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so I could, and I quote, "Suck your D."
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The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.
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Spread them wide, ladies. This is a random cavity search.
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but in the Latin Kings, you'll be a star.
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I mean, how do you get two grown men fighting over you
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You get out of here. This is my office.
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Might be easier to just ditch the evidence. But how?
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You beautiful bastard, that's it!
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Ah, a classic conundrum.
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but fiscally I'm more of an Aryan.
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to keep the eyes off the skies.
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No, it's still free, spendable money.
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Ring the alarm. Irreplaceable pop icon
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We promise to provide live, unflinching coverage
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that Beyoncé will never perform again.
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Oh, I'll tell you why.
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The day they make love a crime is the day I turn in my badge.
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I got to go. We'll talk about it later.
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Ahh.
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I assumed was too stupid to even single-cross.
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in a drunken stupor, that's a BoJack Horseman thing.
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what he made his was telling Diane how he felt
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And that's why Eva Braun
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Oh, thank God you're back.
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I guess he makes your heart stand Stiller?
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of photos and emails he saved.
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are you dressed like a Latin King?
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This just in. A standoff at the Super Max
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Look, uh, things got a bit weird earlier,
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I know I sometimes get carried away,
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the best in each other.
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

A business trip for BoJack and Diane takes a detour; Todd runs a scam that gets him in trouble.

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I don't think Diane's working out.
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will be on the shelves and making money by October!
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Such a terrible tragedy really puts everything in perspective.
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♪ Todd bless these scrambled eggs ♪
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for the day, and frankly, I already regret that decision.
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Sounds like we have some fans of Person of Interest on board,
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In that case, come on in, friends.
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Touch football on the weekends, noogie parades on the reg.
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life miserable, and then they never forgave me for leaving.
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And the truth is, I used to sit alone on the hill out by the
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Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen.
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Oh, yeah, man. He departed so hard.
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Queen Deedee blesses us with her presence. To what do I owe the honor?
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We're not like your fancy California friends.
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She wants you here. We all do. Ain't that right, Marty?
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Did someone draw balls on his forehead?
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Oy, mate, this picture of David Boreanaz fell apart.
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We need to go bigger.
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- and judge us, Diane. - I'm just saying Marty could lend a hand
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Step off! We're American as fuck.
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- Oh, no way... - What? A TV star!
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BoJack said he fed Affleck grapes.
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- No, we don't need to revisit that. - When Deedee was 16,
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Everyone else is a phony. Yours forever, Leo."
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It's a brothers thing, right, brothers?
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Fine, none of you have to go. I'll take care of everything.
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Tell me about your father.
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Piece of Shit Dad Package Would Be Too Good For Him Package.
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God damn it! Are you god damn kidding me?
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Is that David Boreanaz?
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fire Janine in the gift shop for stealing Boreabble heads.
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a certain lifestyle since Boreanaz House went public,
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just keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine.
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Beg your pardon, minor hiccup.
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- and nobody showed. - Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't
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Let me get this straight. So instead of coming to the funeral
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Why does everything always got to be about big-shot Diane?
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She lives with her rich boyfriend and doesn't pay rent.
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This is why I told you to wait in the car!
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Well, that crazy clam did it. She took Pops.
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Wait, you can't leave. The party's just getting started.
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This is an unlawful gathering. Disperse immediately.
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Anyway, how are things with you?
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Hey. Sorry I said all that stuff about you.
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and that's the most important thing.
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but I do. Yours forever, Leo."
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack decides to mentor Todd; Diane’s ex-boyfriend writes an article about Mr. Peanutbutter.

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[Peanutbutter] Pretty cool, eh, BoJack?
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Do you mean his sitcom that coincidentally
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consumption of refined sugar at a time when obesity rates are sky high.
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I believe everyone's either a Zoe or a Zelda.
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Said the Zoe.
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I probably won't ever finish the rock opera I'm working on.
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- The Search for a New Utopia. - Book 1?
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♪ A planet rich with loam ♪
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[panting] # No! # # No, they could-n-n-n't #
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worse than a hundred September 11ths.
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I thought this story was about running into Paul McCartney
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- when you were just starting out? - Um, actually, no.
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Mmm... if that were really true,
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No. I... think you have great depth of untapped
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Let's dig in. Where to start?
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- How 'bout now? - No!
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I hear the note. Let me see what I can do.
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That's not really a note.
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They... they wouldn't betray their queen. Unless...
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- You like daddy's good stuff? - Not especially.
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- # Down a fifth # - [low note] # A-a-ah #
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- and also, it was my birthday? - No.
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to be charmed to death right now.
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at LACMA today. You know I love Diane Arbus.
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Let's go ride in the car! [barking]
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- There was this one game, Decapathon. - I remember that game.
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I mean, that's when I first realized, you know,
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- from the last 20 years. - Okay.
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have an interest in not getting into the wrong hands.
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are not jokes, so, you know, look out.
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[shudders]
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Right now, it's set mostly in space, but we're not married to that.
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♪ No they couldn-n-n-n't make u-u-u-us ♪
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You know, I run a small theater in North Hollywood.
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Marvelous! We'll schedule an investor showcase posthaste.
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I appreciate the sentiment, but I still think that game is stupid.
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Good, that's great. That's great and good.
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I don't... I don't think Todd is ready for this.
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- I just need you to deliver... - Hoo! Ha!
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I'm not gonna let you start on this until we stock up
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Oh, my God. Decapathon VII? This just came out.
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- Thank you. - Good night.
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Ugh! Why did the water have to come out of your mouth?
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[groaning]
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[slams keys]
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but you know what? He's a good friend.
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And you shut yours, Van Cleef, or I will buck it shut.
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I guess there's a reason they don't call it "the rock opera fun."
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Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack reconnects with a friend from his past who moves into his house and creates pandemonium.

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and she's, like, an inspiration, but now, she is old,
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[funky electronic music]
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It's a beautiful morning, the sun is shining,
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Wow, everything in this store is made
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and into your shitty lives.
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Oh, hello, I'm Andrew Garfield.
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Are you... Are you breaking up with me?
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You think I won't make a scene, you limey bastard?
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It was tough. I would have liked to reconnect with her.
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[horse whinnying doorbell ringing]
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I met him at Adam Levine's Halloween party.
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♪ Three little orphans ♪ ♪ One, two, three ♪
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Wha... "Early turd gets the sperm," nice one, Sarah Lynn.
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- Andrew Garfield loves lasagna? - I don't want to talk about him!
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Honey, do you really think going to the mall's a good idea?
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Andrew Garfield hates Mondays and loves lasagna?
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I'm no longer cute, so I have nothing to offer this world.
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Did you say Sarah Lynn doesn't have an agent?
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Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
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Hi, what it is, banana bread?
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which both satirized and celebrated youth culture's
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- in these discussions herself... - Obviously.
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BoJack, where did you go to college?
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I don't know. I'll probably just go to the amusement park,
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So the makeup they were putting on you was
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and I'm especially not doing all those things at once!
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.
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is getting out of control, okay? She's taking advantage of you.
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Look, I played a dad for nine years on TV,
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I'm gonna give it to her so... hard.
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Vanessa Gecko got Andrew The Social Network,
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♪ Don't you know I'm feeling fine ♪
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Yeah, in the butt. He's got, like, six months I think.
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- Is this your TV Guide award? - It's the most prestigious award I ever won.
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♪ Na-na-na ♪ ♪ Such a happy day ♪
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Oh, I just have a guy there who calls me
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I can't believe you pawned my award.
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when I was ten. By 20, I was packing stadiums.
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You're not my dad. You're just a rugged, older man
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- Seriously, you seriously don't know? - I'm a bad "widdle" girl.
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Guys, guys, what are you doing?
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That was the longest two minutes of my life.
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I know. I know. She's taking advantage of me.
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- Okay. - Sarah Lynn, get your coat.
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These pages are shit. [coughs]
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack finds himself the subject of national media attention after he calls the troops “jerks”.

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Breakfast.
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"Diane, why don't you come over Tuesday morning at 9:00?
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Please don't put that in my book,
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- [laughs] - Ha ha, classic BoJack.
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for a celebrity reality show.
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Well, it's a working title.
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Okay, I'm gonna go get breakfast,
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- But I love chocolate. - Story of my life.
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No, but I was going to buy them.
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Why'd I buy these?
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Still not interested.
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Yeah, it was, uh, normal... normal childhood stuff.
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and then just get right into the big, famous part.
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♪ When you're walking alone ♪
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Ooh! Good things, I hope.
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was his favorite brand of breakfast muffins.
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In the '90s, we laughed at your antics.
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[grunting]
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You guys think I should call in and set the record straight?
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Okay, enough about America's heroes.
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Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning,
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There's your goddamn news story,
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When I was a kid, I used to climb onto the roof
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you gonna go around the horn like a gentleman
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but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,
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Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree
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Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?
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- Can you hold for a sec? - You called me.
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I just think that he's wrong about the muffins.
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I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
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since his controversial remarks on Monday
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but we've got some big news on the BoJack Horseman front.
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Ayako, hey, I need you to get me three tickets to Kyoto.
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_
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That's why you never know.
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I've already reached out to the McBeal camp.
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I just found out I got 80 bucks in the bank.
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Is this a necessary conversation
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with my good friend BoJack Horseman,
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Thank you for inviting me into your home. It is lovely.
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Yeah, they're just giving them away behind In-N-Out.
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I'm listening.
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you think I'm a hero.
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Okay, you can let go of the bag now.
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that this conversation is taking place on reality television,
Aired 5 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

To help with the memoir he hopes will put him back in the spotlight, BoJack hires a ghostwriter.