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Season 1  "BoJack Hates The Troops"  1x2

Aired 9 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

BoJack finds himself the subject of national media attention after he calls the troops “jerks”.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
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Breakfast.
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"Diane, why don't you come over Tuesday morning at 9:00?
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Please don't put that in my book,
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- [laughs] - Ha ha, classic BoJack.
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for a celebrity reality show.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
Well, it's a working title.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Okay, I'm gonna go get breakfast,
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- But I love chocolate. - Story of my life.
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No, but I was going to buy them.
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Why'd I buy these?
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Still not interested.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Yeah, it was, uh, normal... normal childhood stuff.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
and then just get right into the big, famous part.
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♪ When you're walking alone ♪
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Ooh! Good things, I hope.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
was his favorite brand of breakfast muffins.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
In the '90s, we laughed at your antics.
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[grunting]
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You guys think I should call in and set the record straight?
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Okay, enough about America's heroes.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning,
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
There's your goddamn news story,
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When I was a kid, I used to climb onto the roof
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you gonna go around the horn like a gentleman
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
- Can you hold for a sec? - You called me.
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I just think that he's wrong about the muffins.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
since his controversial remarks on Monday
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
but we've got some big news on the BoJack Horseman front.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
Ayako, hey, I need you to get me three tickets to Kyoto.
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
_
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That's why you never know.
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I've already reached out to the McBeal camp.
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I just found out I got 80 bucks in the bank.
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Is this a necessary conversation
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with my good friend BoJack Horseman,
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Thank you for inviting me into your home. It is lovely.
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Yeah, they're just giving them away behind In-N-Out.
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I'm listening.
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you think I'm a hero.
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Okay, you can let go of the bag now.
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that this conversation is taking place on reality television,

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Breakfast.
#3
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
"Diane, why don't you come over Tuesday morning at 9:00?
#4
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Please don't put that in my book,
#5
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
- [laughs] - Ha ha, classic BoJack.
#6
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
for a celebrity reality show.
#7
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
Well, it's a working title.
#8
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Okay, I'm gonna go get breakfast,
#9
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- But I love chocolate. - Story of my life.
#10
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
No, but I was going to buy them.
#11
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Why'd I buy these?
#14
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Still not interested.
#15
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Yeah, it was, uh, normal... normal childhood stuff.
#16
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
and then just get right into the big, famous part.
#17
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
♪ When you're walking alone ♪
#18
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Ooh! Good things, I hope.
#19
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was his favorite brand of breakfast muffins.
#20
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
In the '90s, we laughed at your antics.
#21
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[grunting]
#22
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You guys think I should call in and set the record straight?
#23
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Okay, enough about America's heroes.
#24
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Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning,
#25
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There's your goddamn news story,
#26
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When I was a kid, I used to climb onto the roof
#28
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
you gonna go around the horn like a gentleman
#29
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,
#30
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Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree
#31
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Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?
#32
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- Can you hold for a sec? - You called me.
#33
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I just think that he's wrong about the muffins.
#34
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I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
#35
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
since his controversial remarks on Monday
#36
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
but we've got some big news on the BoJack Horseman front.
#37
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
Ayako, hey, I need you to get me three tickets to Kyoto.
#38
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
_
#39
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That's why you never know.
#40
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I've already reached out to the McBeal camp.
#41
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
I just found out I got 80 bucks in the bank.
#42
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Is this a necessary conversation
#43
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
with my good friend BoJack Horseman,
#44
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Thank you for inviting me into your home. It is lovely.
#45
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
Yeah, they're just giving them away behind In-N-Out.
#46
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
I'm listening.
#47
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you think I'm a hero.
#48
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
Okay, you can let go of the bag now.
#49
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that this conversation is taking place on reality television,
#50