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Season 1  "Live Fast, Diane Nguyen"  1x5

Aired 11 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

A business trip for BoJack and Diane takes a detour; Todd runs a scam that gets him in trouble.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
I don't think Diane's working out.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
will be on the shelves and making money by October!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
Such a terrible tragedy really puts everything in perspective.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
♪ Todd bless these scrambled eggs ♪
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
for the day, and frankly, I already regret that decision.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Sounds like we have some fans of Person of Interest on board,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
In that case, come on in, friends.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
Touch football on the weekends, noogie parades on the reg.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
life miserable, and then they never forgave me for leaving.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
And the truth is, I used to sit alone on the hill out by the
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Oh, yeah, man. He departed so hard.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
Queen Deedee blesses us with her presence. To what do I owe the honor?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
We're not like your fancy California friends.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
She wants you here. We all do. Ain't that right, Marty?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Did someone draw balls on his forehead?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Oy, mate, this picture of David Boreanaz fell apart.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
We need to go bigger.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
- and judge us, Diane. - I'm just saying Marty could lend a hand
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
Step off! We're American as fuck.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
- Oh, no way... - What? A TV star!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
BoJack said he fed Affleck grapes.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
- No, we don't need to revisit that. - When Deedee was 16,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Everyone else is a phony. Yours forever, Leo."
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
It's a brothers thing, right, brothers?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Fine, none of you have to go. I'll take care of everything.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Tell me about your father.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Piece of Shit Dad Package Would Be Too Good For Him Package.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
God damn it! Are you god damn kidding me?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
Is that David Boreanaz?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
fire Janine in the gift shop for stealing Boreabble heads.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
a certain lifestyle since Boreanaz House went public,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
just keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Beg your pardon, minor hiccup.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
- and nobody showed. - Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
Let me get this straight. So instead of coming to the funeral
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Why does everything always got to be about big-shot Diane?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
She lives with her rich boyfriend and doesn't pay rent.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
This is why I told you to wait in the car!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
Well, that crazy clam did it. She took Pops.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
Wait, you can't leave. The party's just getting started.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
This is an unlawful gathering. Disperse immediately.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
Anyway, how are things with you?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
Hey. Sorry I said all that stuff about you.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
and that's the most important thing.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
but I do. Yours forever, Leo."

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
will be on the shelves and making money by October!
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
Such a terrible tragedy really puts everything in perspective.
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
♪ Todd bless these scrambled eggs ♪
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
for the day, and frankly, I already regret that decision.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6 #6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Sounds like we have some fans of Person of Interest on board,
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
In that case, come on in, friends.
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
Touch football on the weekends, noogie parades on the reg.
#9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
life miserable, and then they never forgave me for leaving.
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
And the truth is, I used to sit alone on the hill out by the
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen.
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Oh, yeah, man. He departed so hard.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
Queen Deedee blesses us with her presence. To what do I owe the honor?
#14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
We're not like your fancy California friends.
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
She wants you here. We all do. Ain't that right, Marty?
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Did someone draw balls on his forehead?
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Oy, mate, this picture of David Boreanaz fell apart.
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19 #19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
We need to go bigger.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
- and judge us, Diane. - I'm just saying Marty could lend a hand
#21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
Step off! We're American as fuck.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
- Oh, no way... - What? A TV star!
#23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24 #24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
BoJack said he fed Affleck grapes.
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
- No, we don't need to revisit that. - When Deedee was 16,
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Everyone else is a phony. Yours forever, Leo."
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
It's a brothers thing, right, brothers?
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Fine, none of you have to go. I'll take care of everything.
#29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30 #30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Tell me about your father.
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Piece of Shit Dad Package Would Be Too Good For Him Package.
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
God damn it! Are you god damn kidding me?
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
Is that David Boreanaz?
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
fire Janine in the gift shop for stealing Boreabble heads.
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
a certain lifestyle since Boreanaz House went public,
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
just keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine.
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Beg your pardon, minor hiccup.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
- and nobody showed. - Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
Let me get this straight. So instead of coming to the funeral
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Why does everything always got to be about big-shot Diane?
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
She lives with her rich boyfriend and doesn't pay rent.
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
This is why I told you to wait in the car!
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
Well, that crazy clam did it. She took Pops.
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
Wait, you can't leave. The party's just getting started.
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
This is an unlawful gathering. Disperse immediately.
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
Anyway, how are things with you?
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
Hey. Sorry I said all that stuff about you.
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
and that's the most important thing.
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
but I do. Yours forever, Leo."
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