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Season 1  "The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One"  1x1

Aired 11 years ago - Aug 22, 2014

To help with the memoir he hopes will put him back in the spotlight, BoJack hires a ghostwriter.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
In the case of one-year-old Phoenix,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
and I had nowhere to go,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Also, if you're looking for the Toaster Strudels,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Now, as you know, Penguin is very eager
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
I'm telling you,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
I improvised that line.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Yes.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Why do I keep eating it?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Oh!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Well, I already spent my advance,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
I'm not afraid of commitment.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
You're being sarcastic,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
I have wasted so many dinners on you, BoJack Horseman.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
What did I have? I must have had...
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I'd like to go home now.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
I was masturbating to what the picture represented.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Then why did we spend $20 million on marketing?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
and you have to be brave.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
Diane "Nugent"?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
Call her. That's a loan, by the way.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
- Relax. - Relax?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Uh...
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Ugh, I really got to start putting my phone
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Ow, ow, ow!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
If it's so important, why have you written
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Oh, my God, my toast!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Well, we did everything we could.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
We might have gone too dark on that series finale.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Are your other clients more talented than I am?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
He doesn't have a job. He has no real responsibilities.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
Oh, thank God.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Señor Horseman, I will never forget your generosity today.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I find that piñata offensive.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
No, I'm just kidding around, man.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
- BoJack Horseman? - Yes.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
What guy?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
Yeah, well, if you're gonna throw away
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
- Ugh, you know who that is? - Mr. Peanutbutter?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
If I recall correctly,

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
and I had nowhere to go,
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Also, if you're looking for the Toaster Strudels,
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Now, as you know, Penguin is very eager
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5 #5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6 #6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
I'm telling you,
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
I improvised that line.
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9 #9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Yes.
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Why do I keep eating it?
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Oh!
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Well, I already spent my advance,
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14 #14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
I'm not afraid of commitment.
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
You're being sarcastic,
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17 #17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
I have wasted so many dinners on you, BoJack Horseman.
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
What did I have? I must have had...
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I'd like to go home now.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21 #21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22 #22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23 #23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
I was masturbating to what the picture represented.
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Then why did we spend $20 million on marketing?
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
and you have to be brave.
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
Diane "Nugent"?
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
Call her. That's a loan, by the way.
#29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
- Relax. - Relax?
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31 #31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Uh...
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Ugh, I really got to start putting my phone
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Ow, ow, ow!
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
If it's so important, why have you written
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Oh, my God, my toast!
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Well, we did everything we could.
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
We might have gone too dark on that series finale.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Are your other clients more talented than I am?
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
He doesn't have a job. He has no real responsibilities.
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41 #41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
Oh, thank God.
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Señor Horseman, I will never forget your generosity today.
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I find that piñata offensive.
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
No, I'm just kidding around, man.
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
- BoJack Horseman? - Yes.
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
What guy?
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
Yeah, well, if you're gonna throw away
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
- Ugh, you know who that is? - Mr. Peanutbutter?
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
If I recall correctly,
#50