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Season 5  "Nev-AD-a"  5x2

Aired 9 years ago - May 01, 2016

Amy, Dan, Jonah and Richard go all out to win the election for Selina. Meanwhile, Tom is unceremoniously ousted from the new banking task force; a well-known D.C. fixture joins the team; Selina meets a Wall Street titan; Mike aims to improve his health before becoming a father; and Kent is curious about Sue's age.

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Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
This Olympic-size swimming pool of shit
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
The president will be there shaking hands
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
Unbelievable numbers. Though also tragic.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
if the recount sample shows a difference of 1% or more,
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
- That's Crawley versus Nevada? - That's Crowley.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
You just gave them a Time Life instruction manual on how to fuck us.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
(LAUGHS) Catherine, out.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
so I checked and he's an O'Brien fundraiser.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
to Henry Kissinger back when that tricky son of a bitch
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
You don't remember me. I was an intern way back when you were...
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
- My, oh, my. - KENT: Still here?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
That's a testament to this voter's earthy
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Oh, I'm glad that you're able to turn
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Oh, thanks. Yeah, check those out. Genuine crocodile skin.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Can Paul McCartney teach Kid Rock how to be a good songwriter?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Actually, I was gonna say a champion for the middle class,
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Where'd you find that? In your sofa seat cushion?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Oh, thank you very much. Oh, Jesus Christ.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
But, with all due respect, Madam President,
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
Madam President, Katie says to tell you Hubbard forever.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Sorry. You should read C.S. Lewis's book on grief.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
We can do that. It's a two-minute walk.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Me suck pee pee in teepee.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
no, no, no, not you.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
or your... the way your head goes into your shoulders so smoothly.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
No.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
- All right, guys. Right this way. - SELINA: Okay.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Charlie... Baird.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
I just sometimes need a little banking task force.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
We're not looking at each other's hairdos. What's going on in Nevada?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
- Oh, my God! - This is favorable news.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Stop with the Kabuki show and eat a fucking cookie.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Ma'am, Tom James is here sans appointment.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
So, economy czar, kids' birthday parties, reflecting pool boy.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Why did Tom James just wrap up his balls in butcher paper and put them in my purse?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
I warn you, I had a pretty comprehensive White House tour on my fifth grade class trip.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
- No. - Where are they?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
This is me. Uh...
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
I asked my sister to send me a change of clothes
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
- We're not in Vegas. - (LAUGHS)
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
- I think you... we started in there. - Yes, they're here.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
And you need to know which hand to put the glove on.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
- He's from a different age. - When giants walked these halls.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Charlie Baird is one of the great financial minds of our time
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
You went straight from here to O'Brien's hotel?
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
- If O'Brien wins the election... - Okay, let's hear what this is.
 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
Thanks. Got to keep the old blood sugar up.

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Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
The president will be there shaking hands
#2 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
Unbelievable numbers. Though also tragic.
#3 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
if the recount sample shows a difference of 1% or more,
#4 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
- That's Crawley versus Nevada? - That's Crowley.
#5 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
You just gave them a Time Life instruction manual on how to fuck us.
#6 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
(LAUGHS) Catherine, out.
#7 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
so I checked and he's an O'Brien fundraiser.
#8 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
to Henry Kissinger back when that tricky son of a bitch
#9 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
You don't remember me. I was an intern way back when you were...
#10 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
- My, oh, my. - KENT: Still here?
#11 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
That's a testament to this voter's earthy
#12 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Oh, I'm glad that you're able to turn
#13 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Oh, thanks. Yeah, check those out. Genuine crocodile skin.
#14 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Can Paul McCartney teach Kid Rock how to be a good songwriter?
#15 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Actually, I was gonna say a champion for the middle class,
#16 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Where'd you find that? In your sofa seat cushion?
#17 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Oh, thank you very much. Oh, Jesus Christ.
#18 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
But, with all due respect, Madam President,
#19 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
Madam President, Katie says to tell you Hubbard forever.
#20 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Sorry. You should read C.S. Lewis's book on grief.
#21 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
We can do that. It's a two-minute walk.
#22 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Me suck pee pee in teepee.
#23 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
no, no, no, not you.
#24 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
or your... the way your head goes into your shoulders so smoothly.
#25 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
No.
#26 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
- All right, guys. Right this way. - SELINA: Okay.
#27 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Charlie... Baird.
#28 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
I just sometimes need a little banking task force.
#29 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
We're not looking at each other's hairdos. What's going on in Nevada?
#30 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
- Oh, my God! - This is favorable news.
#31 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Stop with the Kabuki show and eat a fucking cookie.
#32 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Ma'am, Tom James is here sans appointment.
#33 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
So, economy czar, kids' birthday parties, reflecting pool boy.
#34 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Why did Tom James just wrap up his balls in butcher paper and put them in my purse?
#35 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36 #36 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
I warn you, I had a pretty comprehensive White House tour on my fifth grade class trip.
#37 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
- No. - Where are they?
#38 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39 #39 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
This is me. Uh...
#40 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
I asked my sister to send me a change of clothes
#41 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
- We're not in Vegas. - (LAUGHS)
#42 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
- I think you... we started in there. - Yes, they're here.
#43 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
And you need to know which hand to put the glove on.
#45 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
- He's from a different age. - When giants walked these halls.
#46 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Charlie Baird is one of the great financial minds of our time
#47 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
You went straight from here to O'Brien's hotel?
#48 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
- If O'Brien wins the election... - Okay, let's hear what this is.
#49 Recap of Veep Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
Thanks. Got to keep the old blood sugar up.
#50