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Season 3  "Alicia"  3x3

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 20, 2014

While Selina and her staff prepare for an Annapolis event where she will announce her candidacy, Dan gets word that "Saturday Night Live" has done a not-so-flattering sketch about her.

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Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
Space is bold, but safe at the same time.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- Hi-ii, Madam Vice President. - How are you?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Ma'am. Child care?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Kent, this is Alicia Bryce, the universal child care lady.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
And you like to use a lot cologne. Like a lot of cologne.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
and he offered his input on configuration of guests.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
I thought you just said it was locked.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
- I did say that, 'cause they do. - That's funny!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Like I always say, nothing less funny than a comedian.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
I can't rewrite the rewrite, Kent. I'm still writing it.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- to become Steps Superstars! - Yay!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- to switch places, please. - Heroic Restaurateur!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
- Well, peeing is fun! - There you go.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
- This right here... - Alicia Bryce!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
- 38%, right? - 38%. That's it.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Yeah, it's good, except this order's wrong because
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Universal child care is a bottomless money pit.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
We can turn water into blowjobs.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
No, the Dee don't stand for anything.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Who's the bulldog, new campaign manager?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
Did you give them this idea, Dan?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
You look like you're in one of those body swap comedies.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Why don't you change?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I'm not going to let the party dictate to me.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I've decided that I'm...
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Okay, Benevolent Taxi Driver should move to his left.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
You look like you killed a hooker.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
We have to...
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
I'm not going to West Virginia!
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
She must feel horrible.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
by loveable losers
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
This could help a little bit. Why don't you take one of these?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
It's like my 21st birthday.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Spin the ol' dial on Radio McClintock, see what it lands on.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Put a little twang in it. Come on.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Get rid of this guy. He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- Yeah, that's taken care of. - They're gonna drop it?
 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
And now the "Goober Peas" and the begging, that's all part of it.

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Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- Hi-ii, Madam Vice President. - How are you?
#2 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Ma'am. Child care?
#3 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Kent, this is Alicia Bryce, the universal child care lady.
#4 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
And you like to use a lot cologne. Like a lot of cologne.
#5 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
and he offered his input on configuration of guests.
#6 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
I thought you just said it was locked.
#7 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
- I did say that, 'cause they do. - That's funny!
#8 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Like I always say, nothing less funny than a comedian.
#9 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10 #10 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
I can't rewrite the rewrite, Kent. I'm still writing it.
#11 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.
#13 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- to become Steps Superstars! - Yay!
#14 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!
#15 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- to switch places, please. - Heroic Restaurateur!
#16 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
- Well, peeing is fun! - There you go.
#17 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
- This right here... - Alicia Bryce!
#18 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
- 38%, right? - 38%. That's it.
#19 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president
#20 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Yeah, it's good, except this order's wrong because
#21 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Universal child care is a bottomless money pit.
#22 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
We can turn water into blowjobs.
#23 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
#24 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
No, the Dee don't stand for anything.
#25 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Who's the bulldog, new campaign manager?
#26 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
Did you give them this idea, Dan?
#27 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
You look like you're in one of those body swap comedies.
#28 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Why don't you change?
#29 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30 #30 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I'm not going to let the party dictate to me.
#31 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I've decided that I'm...
#32 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Okay, Benevolent Taxi Driver should move to his left.
#34 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
You look like you killed a hooker.
#35 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
We have to...
#36 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
I'm not going to West Virginia!
#37 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38 #38 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
She must feel horrible.
#39 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
by loveable losers
#40 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
This could help a little bit. Why don't you take one of these?
#41 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
It's like my 21st birthday.
#42 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life.
#43 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44 #44 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Spin the ol' dial on Radio McClintock, see what it lands on.
#45 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Put a little twang in it. Come on.
#46 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
#47 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Get rid of this guy. He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
#48 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- Yeah, that's taken care of. - They're gonna drop it?
#49 Recap of Veep Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
And now the "Goober Peas" and the begging, that's all part of it.
#50