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Season 2  "Hostages"  2x3

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 28, 2013

As a hostage crisis in Uzbekistan heats up, Selina and Secretary of Defense General Maddox have trouble getting on the same page at their joint appearance at the Marine Corps Base at Quantico. Sue testifies at a congressional hearing on governmental efficiencies; Dan and Gary jockey for the Veep's ear.

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Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
for three minutes and 35 seconds.
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So you'd like me to tell the vice president we do nothing until then?
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Hey, ma'am, you've got five minutes of veep time before Maddox arrives.
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That's one of my favorite films. It's dark, but I like it.
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- In anger, too, I might add. - Oh, uh-oh.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Keep it dull, which incidentally, is also dull.
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of your office budget dedicated to international
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am.
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Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
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versus political duties if we can.
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Do you not have measures in place to prevent
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I'm working remotely.
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It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker.
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Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words.
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this great nation know this,
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
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- Relieved. - No.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Do people not use sentences anymore?
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Vice President Selina Meyer.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
I said that's enough. Thank you.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Sue! No, the real Sue.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
All right, I've got a bone to pick...
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
His word is "get-the-vice-president-over-here right-now-we're-having-a-fucking-meeting."
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Or to Lara Croft here for that matter.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Calculated? That sounds so...
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- We can move on the hostages. - Cock-a-noodle-doo.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
- Office of the Vice President. - This is the vice president.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Well, gentlemen, the sixth it's gonna be.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
Getting innocent Americans home safe and sound, right?
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
That's immoveable.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
You have made a fuckup the size of France
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
This is my hostage rescue mission.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Well, the virtual sit room is right back there
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
What's up? I can see it. It's right here.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Oh, yeah. It's good. I'm still hunting for that big one.
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- I know. - I think you mean, "So help you God."
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And off you go. Maryanne.
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That's great. For us, I mean.
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I do solemnly swear...
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So help me God.
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- Let's black out till we drop. - Sorry, fellas.
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This is so awesome. I'll bet you camera three gets a kill.
 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Old jumbo needs a refill. Excuse me.
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So Sue's return to the hearing's wiped off the news map.
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- Fi. - Fi. Fi, right.

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Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
So you'd like me to tell the vice president we do nothing until then?
#2 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3 #3 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
Hey, ma'am, you've got five minutes of veep time before Maddox arrives.
#4 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
That's one of my favorite films. It's dark, but I like it.
#5 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
- In anger, too, I might add. - Oh, uh-oh.
#7 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Yeah? Yeah.
#8 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Keep it dull, which incidentally, is also dull.
#9 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
of your office budget dedicated to international
#10 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am.
#11 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13 #13 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
versus political duties if we can.
#14 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
Do you not have measures in place to prevent
#15 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
I'm working remotely.
#16 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker.
#17 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words.
#18 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
this great nation know this,
#19 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20 #20 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- Relieved. - No.
#21 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Do people not use sentences anymore?
#22 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Vice President Selina Meyer.
#23 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
I said that's enough. Thank you.
#24 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Sue! No, the real Sue.
#25 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
All right, I've got a bone to pick...
#26 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
His word is "get-the-vice-president-over-here right-now-we're-having-a-fucking-meeting."
#27 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Or to Lara Croft here for that matter.
#28 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Calculated? That sounds so...
#29 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- We can move on the hostages. - Cock-a-noodle-doo.
#30 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
- Office of the Vice President. - This is the vice president.
#31 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Well, gentlemen, the sixth it's gonna be.
#32 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
Getting innocent Americans home safe and sound, right?
#33 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
That's immoveable.
#34 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
You have made a fuckup the size of France
#35 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
This is my hostage rescue mission.
#36 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Well, the virtual sit room is right back there
#37 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
What's up? I can see it. It's right here.
#38 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Oh, yeah. It's good. I'm still hunting for that big one.
#39 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
- I know. - I think you mean, "So help you God."
#40 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
And off you go. Maryanne.
#41 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
That's great. For us, I mean.
#42 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
I do solemnly swear...
#43 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
So help me God.
#44 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
- Let's black out till we drop. - Sorry, fellas.
#45 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
This is so awesome. I'll bet you camera three gets a kill.
#46 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Old jumbo needs a refill. Excuse me.
#47 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
So Sue's return to the hearing's wiped off the news map.
#48 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Veep Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
- Fi. - Fi. Fi, right.
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