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Season 2  "Keeping Me Alive"  2x5

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 20, 2010

Jules schemes to continue giving Bobby money when he stops taking alimony payments. Ellie ticks off the gang by being arrogant about her intelligence.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
- How could I do "whoo" wrong? - I'll be in touch, Julie.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
The point is I wanna stop taking alimony. What do you think?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
No more alimony! No more alimony! And you're home from college!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
I only have half a can of spray tan left. Do I go north or south side?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Ultimately that child saved their marriage, so...
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
- Travis. - Mexico has beaches.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
See, Trav, this is why I'm glad you're home because without you,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
The instruction manual to the margarita machine doesn't count.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
I used to have to trade kisses for milk money.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Right to disposing of the body?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
so I rimmed these margaritas with crushed-up aspirin.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
- What kind of sacrifices? - He dropped his health insurance.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Secondly, what are you doing teaching golf lessons? You're hurt.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
What's with the scream?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
All right. Later, Smith.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
I think what the preppy murderer is trying to say is that,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Look, the point is I'm not like you guys, OK?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
you're literally wearing Kylie's varsity field hockey jersey.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
You divorced Bobby because he cheated on you.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
I'll go. But I have to warn you,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Just tell her she looks pretty when she shows up, and if you do need a break,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Oh! Let's start by sharpening these pencils.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
I can handle her sales comp as soon as I get through with these pencils.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
Every third house you buy, you get a boat for free.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
It's a promotional idea.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
I was counting the exclamation point.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
Something a smart person would know.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
They're like money but they're not.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
One of us! One of us!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
Yeah, I don't think we should, you know, start, start acting like a couple again.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
because your membership to this entire area is now revoked.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
I don't sell cardboard boxes.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
Of course. You know, Dad's arm is still pretty messed up.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
A guy with four teeth was drinking a beer with my face on it.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
He texts me every time he has a two-armed task. Which for some reason
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
- Did you just throw that from there? - I've been practicing.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
You actually pulled off being friends with your ex without getting hurt.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Because we both have a pair. And that's how we roll.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
Oh... Andy, if you take Bobby to the doctor,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
- We'll see. - OK. Die.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Dwayno, how's it hanging, babe?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
No-Iook.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
That way I feel above it all
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
- Who do you think I got it from? - Oh...
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
"Laurie, I don't know a lot.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
The point is I wanna stop taking alimony. What do you think?
#2 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
No more alimony! No more alimony! And you're home from college!
#3 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
I only have half a can of spray tan left. Do I go north or south side?
#4 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Ultimately that child saved their marriage, so...
#5 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
- Travis. - Mexico has beaches.
#6 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
See, Trav, this is why I'm glad you're home because without you,
#7 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
The instruction manual to the margarita machine doesn't count.
#8 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
I used to have to trade kisses for milk money.
#9 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Right to disposing of the body?
#10 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
so I rimmed these margaritas with crushed-up aspirin.
#11 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
- What kind of sacrifices? - He dropped his health insurance.
#13 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Secondly, what are you doing teaching golf lessons? You're hurt.
#15 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
What's with the scream?
#16 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17 #17 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
All right. Later, Smith.
#18 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
I think what the preppy murderer is trying to say is that,
#19 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Look, the point is I'm not like you guys, OK?
#20 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
you're literally wearing Kylie's varsity field hockey jersey.
#21 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
You divorced Bobby because he cheated on you.
#22 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
I'll go. But I have to warn you,
#23 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Just tell her she looks pretty when she shows up, and if you do need a break,
#24 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Oh! Let's start by sharpening these pencils.
#25 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
I can handle her sales comp as soon as I get through with these pencils.
#26 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
Every third house you buy, you get a boat for free.
#27 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
It's a promotional idea.
#28 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
I was counting the exclamation point.
#29 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
Something a smart person would know.
#30 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
They're like money but they're not.
#31 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
One of us! One of us!
#32 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
Yeah, I don't think we should, you know, start, start acting like a couple again.
#33 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
because your membership to this entire area is now revoked.
#34 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35 #35 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
I don't sell cardboard boxes.
#36 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37 #37 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
Of course. You know, Dad's arm is still pretty messed up.
#38 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
A guy with four teeth was drinking a beer with my face on it.
#39 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
He texts me every time he has a two-armed task. Which for some reason
#40 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
- Did you just throw that from there? - I've been practicing.
#41 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
You actually pulled off being friends with your ex without getting hurt.
#42 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Because we both have a pair. And that's how we roll.
#43 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
Oh... Andy, if you take Bobby to the doctor,
#44 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
- We'll see. - OK. Die.
#45 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Dwayno, how's it hanging, babe?
#46 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
No-Iook.
#47 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
That way I feel above it all
#48 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
- Who do you think I got it from? - Oh...
#49 Recap of Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
"Laurie, I don't know a lot.
#50