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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 4  "Sliding Van Doors"  4x9

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 25, 2019

What would life be like if Kimmy never got in the Reverend's van and Titus missed his audition for "The Lion King"?

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 1
so I can't show you where the nursing college is.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
Well, that explains it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
I did a bake sale for apartheid after Lethal Weapon 2 came out.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
You mind keeping an eye out for the cops?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
No.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
That sign is a sign.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Plus, Taco Tuesdays.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
Go, IUD!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
Trish, you did Tae Bo, so, you know.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
But you should blame yourself,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
♪ With drops of Jupiter in her hair... ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Hey.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
I swear on the Virgin Mary!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Ms. Schmidt, Carla Tuesday, WDUR.
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Now all you gotta do is dye your hair brown so we can get married in the church.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
and your winnings on Ninja Warrior can pay for our vacations to Houston.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Me and my damn fool dreams.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Howard Dean. Not my president.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
At home, you just sit there
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
of what I'm calling the Indiana Worm Women,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
You son of a bitch!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
I was in control of my life until you tricked me into giving up on my dreams.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Well, look, I've been meaning to mention this,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
I want you to! I wanna feel something!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Ah, you know, it's Taco Friday.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
I hear he's almost a millionaire.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
- Mwah. - Dame Evelyn!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
What you did is all over the news.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Oh, boy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
Desperate.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Well, if you kill us, we won't have to worry about that.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
Everything is just random.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
But in exchange for not talking about the things I saw in there...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
This is amazing!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
This is all happening because I chose to get on that plane.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
and we can go into witness protection.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Yes, it felt very natural and good,
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Ooh!

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
Well, that explains it.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
I did a bake sale for apartheid after Lethal Weapon 2 came out.
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
You mind keeping an eye out for the cops?
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
No.
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
That sign is a sign.
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Plus, Taco Tuesdays.
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
Go, IUD!
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
Trish, you did Tae Bo, so, you know.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
But you should blame yourself,
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
♪ With drops of Jupiter in her hair... ♪
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13 #13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Hey.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
I swear on the Virgin Mary!
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Ms. Schmidt, Carla Tuesday, WDUR.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18 #18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20 #20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
Now all you gotta do is dye your hair brown so we can get married in the church.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
and your winnings on Ninja Warrior can pay for our vacations to Houston.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Me and my damn fool dreams.
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Howard Dean. Not my president.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
At home, you just sit there
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
of what I'm calling the Indiana Worm Women,
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
You son of a bitch!
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
I was in control of my life until you tricked me into giving up on my dreams.
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Well, look, I've been meaning to mention this,
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
I want you to! I wanna feel something!
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Ah, you know, it's Taco Friday.
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
I hear he's almost a millionaire.
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35 #35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
- Mwah. - Dame Evelyn!
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
What you did is all over the news.
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39 #39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Oh, boy.
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
Desperate.
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Well, if you kill us, we won't have to worry about that.
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
Everything is just random.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
But in exchange for not talking about the things I saw in there...
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
This is amazing!
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
This is all happening because I chose to get on that plane.
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
and we can go into witness protection.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Yes, it felt very natural and good,
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
Ooh!
#50