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Season 12

Aired 2 years ago - Jun 01, 2015

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

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That was our relationship.
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Anything else you can tell us?
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No family history of mental illness, what landed him in here?
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Who would you say he was closest to in here, Dr. Larson?
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That's a chess thing, right?
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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But he said he didn't just see these zombies.
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Turns out it's a great place to get yourself murdered and learn about zombies.
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Well, patients are notorious for not swallowing their meds, saving them up.
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I've got to find that zombie video.
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Which won't be easy without a last name or address.
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Can't say for sure.
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I'm not laughing at anything.
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They forgot my Szechuan Dan Dan noodles.
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You must stay.
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So, you're feeling better?
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Yeah, I've been eating a lot of stuff that requires spoons for the past week so, um...
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I can almost taste the crushed dreams of Dungan rebels.
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"An unhinged man is sucked into a whirlpool of terror and tension."
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You want to feel better about your mental health?
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And he's gonna find that video if you don't get to it first!
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Why are we whispering?
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I am concerned.
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Do you think we spoiled Ravi and Peyton's date?
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Wanna see my O-face?
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We haven't talked in a while, Lieutenant.
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sobbing her eyes out.
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- Unconditional? - Fresh.
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but, yes, we are definitely in for some sweater weather.
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Anyway, we will have a big storm front coming in from Canada
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You know, if you walk in on me one more time
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(YAWNING) So look out, worm, I'm coming at you.
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This says he checked in with one.
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If by "consort" you mean "screw,"
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curled up with a warm mug of ghost blood.
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(SIGHS) Are you pregnant?
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HELLFIRE DEVILS: (CHANTING) We know who the killer is.
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Ravi, have you ever had a dozen bags of chips
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and the good doctor here suggested I get a little check-up of my own.
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You're the doctor.
Aired 2 years ago - May 25, 2015

"American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

Aired 2 years ago - May 18, 2015

Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

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I know you're excited Jeff's back.
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That and what you would call the offspring
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It's a souvenir from the Haverglack galaxy.
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'Sup?
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God, I could go for a panera.
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A-And now I get to un-pause it.
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Look, Hayley. I meant what I told your family.
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I-I can't make out to this. There's no song structure.
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I'm so excited to take care of him.
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but you can't take the German out of a brain.
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Wow. You really know your stuff.
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I guess that's just what Roger does, makes things better.
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I just have to go upstairs to, um, take care of something.
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Rings catch girls. Babies trap boys.
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The simpleminded earthlings suspect nothing.
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for that stand-up thing you invited us to?
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We are ready for your Blorph.
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- I feel so stupid saying "Blorph." - Well, you'll have to take that up
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- He's cool. - Face!
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but something just doesn't feel right.
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Oh, no. Honey, no. That is definitely not Jeff.
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Mm-mmm. Wow.
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We're changing that right now. But where?
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You emptied the clip and hit the sign,
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- Oh! A Blorpher! - What's that?
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It means it's between me and like one other person.
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They probably have a research ship in orbit. He'll be up there.
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Thanks again for showing me how to shoot.
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Smith.
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Uh, um, mmm. Oh, man. I'm out.
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Mankind has a surprising proclivity for sacrifice.
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So, no game plan? Just gonna run through an alien ship?
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You don't recognize Sinbad from "Houseguest"?
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Hmm. "You're in luck" may have been a bad choice of words.
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Oh, they are now. They used to be the Dissectors.
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I know you're lying, but maybe you're right, Klaus.
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Mr. S., I have to tell you something.
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- Uh-huh. Go on. - My species are Collectors.
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disguised as Jeff to collect more information about humanity.
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- The real Jeff is dead. - Good.
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What ... nothing? I'm trying to keep it light here.
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- She's important to this man here. - Hey there.
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- But we must collect. - Perhaps this will change your mind.
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I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 30, 2015

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

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I was buying groceries today,
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I mean, I've seen death before -- tons of times.
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But a lot of my patients find palpating small, soft animals
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Are you familiar with chaos theory?
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That's chaos theory. Well, I don't like it!
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It will. It really will.
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That was the most mortifying wine-tasting party of my life.
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We can never show our faces at another one
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We'll become the classiest winos in all of Langley Falls.
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Look, Francine, it's our house!
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Because you've been missing work,
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And why we won't be having sex.
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If he keeps doing this, I'm gonna be mad for real.
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but I know you're a separate, unique person.
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♪ and that's a truth you can't deny ♪
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for anything dangerously unbalanced!
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[ Normal voice ] I hope you don't think me forward
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[ Screaming ]
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Lemon peel, [Sniffs] dried rosebuds,
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Not sure if it's olives or watermelon?
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Oh, milk! Of course.
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No, I mean how did you get to be so small?
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If you do it even slightly wrong,
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Damn it, Stan!
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Stan, not the shrink ray!
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I want to show you, though your presence
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Hold up. Wait till you've seen everything.
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Francine, recognize the shade on this red zone here?
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[ Wind gusts ]
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[ Bottle shatters ]
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Who's up for a little ice-skating?
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This dude can skate!
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Uh, I-I-I-I feel tongue-tied and a little headache-y.
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But that movie was not what I expected.
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and stole it like Lex Luthor.
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I'll take you. We got plenty of food.
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I set her speed to seven, and she does not fail me.
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[ Bell dings ]
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What's happening?! I didn't plan for this!
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Stan. When I saw that the shrink ray
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In any case, I came with answers and solutions.
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Stan, you can't control it.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 23, 2015

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

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I'm F.R. Ancine, the competition.
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Oh. Gee, um...
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Legman, that's a "novel" idea.
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It's just whenever I come to one of these things,
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Wheels and the Legman, private eyes!
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has a copper-mine tour -- New Mexico, Utah, Nebraska.
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"An Evening with Robert Wuhl at Carnegie Hall."
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Until then, I'll be taking a tour of that copper mine --
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The way you write dialogue reminds readers
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"The case of the missing napkin."
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He's probably just hiding behind that cut-out.
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It would be a shame if something happened to you,
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Congratulations again to Michelle.
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lonely housewife detective novellas, softcore!
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F.R. Ancine?
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We need to figure out where my mom is.
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for the whole family.
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I-I really feel like we need to get this
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No! We've got Wheels and the Legman on the case.
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Well, we're here at the world famous Carnegie Hall.
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Ha ha! It's me!
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at this place -- big chunks of potatoes!
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one of the finest restaurants in New York.
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A paperclip.
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You see, I was the star of a show called "Arli$$."
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Enough! We were on for seven seasons!
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That's what we're trying to tell you.
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Everything we've done has been solid detective work.
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I don't get it.
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You fake-kidnapped my mom, didn't you?
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We needed a great case to impress James Patterson,
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You had me freaked out about my mom for nothing!
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when the other partner didn't drink any of the wine!
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This is so bad.
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but this time it's real!
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What if I promise never to lie to you again?
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I'm not obsessed with your mom like you are.
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Yeah, I think this evening is over.
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When this day started, Hayley,
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He's right behind us!
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We're fun, huh, Patterson?
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Oh, God, no.
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earlier tonight?
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Well, well, well.
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Oh, why, thank you.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 16, 2015

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 09, 2015

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

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Hi. Y-yes. Hayley is me.
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so I just went with it.
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I'm not sure about this dance.
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I'm gonna totally nail your date later.
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Sounds like you're following my system to a "T."
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I don't know. I-I just got my first real job.
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Well, this is what 40 bucks gets you at sears.
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to the number-two industrial-solvent distributor
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Food, clothing, necessities, everything will be provided.
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Hey, Roger. So, I think I may be moving on to step two.
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I mean, I definitely like him.
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♪ till the day when you knock on my door ♪
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Our bodies will melt together if the plane blows up.
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he is one of the world's most eligible bachelors.
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Hey, is everything all right?
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Hello?
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Look, I'm mad enough I even let myself like this guy.
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Fun dance last night, huh, kiddo?
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Ohhh! I'm throwing away your business card!
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Number one!
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my wife and I haven't been intimate for a long time.
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Nike chairman Mr. Phil Knight.
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Check's probably better than hams.
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♪ 'cause I want you to be with me ♪
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♪ dig it now ♪
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She's not with him because she knows it's wrong.
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You know, so what if he's married?
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Yeah. Naming a man "Courtney" is wrong.
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You mean you met in college.
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The Olympics.
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I would never wish what happened next on my worst enemy.
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I was devastated.
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That's his life coach's problem.
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Yes, that's Rosalyn.
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this, uh, worked for you?
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Well, I don't care how disgusting it was
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that would only be voided if he cheated on me?
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Wait. Who's Rosalyn?
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It's just...
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Wow. Most couples never achieve that level of honesty.
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Turns out, taking all your employees on a vacation
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Aired 2 years ago - Mar 02, 2015

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 23, 2015

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

Aired 2 years ago - Dec 01, 2014

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

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and drove it through her bookie's apartment.
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What is that? It's a thunder sheet.
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[ Rumbling ] I'll be using this as a rim shot, as well.
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I thought you said Gwen was here.
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It's so frustrating.
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You did. You did speak too soon.
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Teach me that.
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I've lived here for 18 months.
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So the first number is 2.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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This is crazy. I know.
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I need to check your purse for narcotics.
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I know, but my fellow cartographer
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For 20 years, but now it's time to unbury the hatchet.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Bye! Drive safe.
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She's got a truck full of fake phones.
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Show me new car!
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We have rich and storied heritage.
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But she is an adult now,
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So, I ask you once again -- where did you bury it, Michael?
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They probably would have let me carry this in here.
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which are easy to get if you remember to "kiss,"
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Satisfaction breaks down into "S,"
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than the one we're doing now, but we'll get to that later.
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Sri Lankans make such delicious kind of bread!
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I have nothing to do with it.
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Steve's about to perv on her big-time.
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Aunt Gwen! Yes, Steve?
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That could work, yes.
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But this is a bad neighborhood!
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Oh, thank God.
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Christ, you're worse than the kids.
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Huh. She told you that?
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Uncle Gwen!
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Oh, my God, what's he doing?
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Apple! Apple! Where's Gwen?
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[ High-pitched ] "Maybe one day your mom will see how I feel.
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Many ladies sleeping now.
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[ Grunting ]
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What's the deal with that?
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One day after school, I was waiting for Gwen
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I thought if I acted like Gwen, I could have everything she had.
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I don't know what firemen use to put out fires,
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Anyways, everything went up super fast,
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Aired 2 years ago - Nov 17, 2014

When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 10, 2014

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 03, 2014

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 27, 2014

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 20, 2014

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.