Status
Continuing
Next episode
in a month
Airs
Mondays 10:00 PM on TBS
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 5

Aired 8 years ago - May 17, 2009

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 1
I'll tell you what's going on.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 2
[ Shrieks ] I'm gonna do man stuff tonight!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 3
No one smiled at either of us at the mall today.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 4
How do you know that I'm not cute and you're friend.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 5
Yes. Aroused.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 6
My friends, I would like to make a toast.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 7
She got it all- the house, the car, even the dog.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 8
This is why you keep getting molested.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 9
The whole bill. That's four times what I was expecting to spend!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 10
But then it wasn't my card! It wasn't my card at all!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 11
- Stogies! - I am so glad I came out tonight.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 12
- Oh, my God! - Dick, what the hell.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 13
You guys, we have to take this man to the hospital.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 14
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 15
That's where I got this.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 16
Hang tough in there, buddy. I'm gonna get you to a hospital. I promise.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 17
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 18
Sir, get out of the car and open the trunk.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 19
Dick, don't! Dick. Come on, Dick.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 20
H-H-Hey, a trunk buddy!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 21
Okay. My knight in shimmering green sweater is gonna be here any minute.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 23
[ Slurping ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 24
Dick says it's nothing. So to get to the hospital, make a left-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 25
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 26
Dick. You get out of here right now, or I'm calling the police!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 27
- [ Grunting ] - [ Shrieks ] Stop it!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 28
Don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get you out of this. I promise.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 29
Tyler invited me to a party tonight. Semiformal.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 30
This house is beautiful.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 31
I'll have an orgasm. And for my drink, I'd like a banana daiquiri.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 32
I-I also met-met my date t-today.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 33
[ Sobbing ] Thank you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 34
What are you fine-ass ladies doing out here all alone.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 35
Oh, my God! You brought hookers to the C.I.A. We're all gonna get fired!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 36
- # I wanna rock right now # - I think I'm falling in love with you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 37
That's right. Stan, if you want to put that gun to good use...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 39
- Oh, my God! - Good. We all know who he is...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 40
Dick don't pay for strange. You know that.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 41
I have one more question.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 42
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 43
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 44
[ Guns Cocking ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 46
I bought the car, and they were in the trunk.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 47
I'm not leaving without those guys.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 48
You think I'd come in here without a plan "B".
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 49
If I can start it 10 times in a row without a single stall...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 50
What mysteries does the deck hold for you.
Aired 8 years ago - May 10, 2009

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 1
and someone asks whether it's in or not, you'll know that it is in.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
- Oh, that sounds nice. - Yeah, yeah, should be great fun.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
We've been together for nine years.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
The offensive line clears a hole. He leaps over the top, and he's short!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
As her godmother, I'll be there to support you all the way.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
I don't see him. Just some kids.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
Sure. It's a great way to make money.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
Dad, I have something to tell you...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
- And who are they? - Oh, that's Stan and Greg-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
in the teardown across the street!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
[Clears Throat] Terry, I've slept on it...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
Francine, you need to come home. Greg won't stop being snarky.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
He probably wishes that rock was a big, naked man.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
But it's a weekday. That's "once in a while on weekends" talk.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Roger, you can't buy beer for Steve. He's only 14.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
I had several gay experiences when I was in boarding school.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
And Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
♪ Say it loud and there's music playing ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
♪ Maria ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
- [Beeps] - Hi, Francine.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
You only like this 50%, huh, fairy?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I care a whole hell of a lot!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
Well, hello, potty mouth. So I guess the party was pretty good, then?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
[Laughs] You're fun hammered.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Oh, Hayley, you were right! Minors should never drink alcohol. I see that now!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
Come on!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
Especially The Bucket List. Whoo! It got me. It got me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
Are you sad right now?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
Yes, I am.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
You're embarrassed of me. Admit it!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
Well, you don't have to worry about me embarrassing you ever again!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
- Greg is Terry's boyfriend. - What?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
You outed Terry to his father...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
ever Frasier cast party, every Honda test drive with Darryl.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
No. I had no idea. This is terrible.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
you're sad that your son was unhappy and kept this secret from you for so long.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
Francine, you wanna jump in here? Anytime, sweetheart.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
Shut up, Stan! You've done enough!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
What? Oh, no. I was just having an out loud realization.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
And my Megan, she would have been 19 years old today.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
I've bought alcohol for many of you. But no more!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
- [Beeping] - [Snoring]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46
[Cheering]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
Yeah. It totally makes sense.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
- Come on, people. Show your support! - [Cheering]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
I'm an embarrassment, but I need to work.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
No! You think I care what these drunken slobs think?
Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2009

Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
The real truth is I do have big stuff going on, and here it is.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
[ Laughs ] The Decider? Well-Well-Well, what is that...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
- Yes. - Great. I'll come along.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
- [ Shouting In Japanese ] - Do not interrupt!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
- [ Japanese ] - Unless you care to apologize.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
Hey, you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
- in boarding group "B" - What? I'm a "C." How'd you get a "B"?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
Sad, but that's the world we live in now.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
Don't wanna open the door too wide and let Disability Check Dan over there see your...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
"The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
No. No. This can't be.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
[ Laughing Continues ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
[ Laughing Continues ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
- [ Stan Laughing ] - Thank you!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
I'm screwed, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
[ Stan Laughing ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
Well, there's a place set at the table if you change your mind.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
[ Crying ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
[ Chewing ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
- You know, do something with your life. - I guess.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
Hot dogs, huh? I like hot dogs.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
There you go. I knew I'd think of it if you gave me a moment.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
- Can I decide what color? - No. It's red.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Yeah. Sure. You're, uh, president of throwing out bad wieners. Congratulations.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Yeah, I do it sitting down, 'cause comfort is king, and I have no wang.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
You know what? I'm going down to that hot dog place tomorrow...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
I guess.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. that presides over Hotdog Hauss.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Oh, yeah? Well, where do you keep these alleged death dogs?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
Francine took them to Steve's hot dog eating contest.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
Um, Steve's at Toshi's house. That's where the hot dog eating contest is.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
- Give me the keys. - Okay, fine. You can drive.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Okay, looks like a left on Reservoir Lane.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
You- You, uh- You really do make a good crash-test dummy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
- [ Gasps ] - [ Speaking Japanese ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
They weren't. They would have killed our children.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
They're all I have. I need them.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50
And it's about time you said it.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 26, 2009

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair. MORE -LESS

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 1
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 2
Splinter.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 3
Quit ruining moments!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 4
And "fine" certainly won't beat Miss Carlotta Monterey's pie.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 5
This whole business of baking contests for women is so 1950s.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 6
Heslop! Dunnigan! Smith!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 7
Boys and girl... You're a girl, right?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 8
- What? - Yeah, and your fat-ass friend.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 9
By not playing! High-five!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 10
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 11
I am. That smell is me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 12
This is going to be a great, sploogey month with me leaking,
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 13
Can't tell you how many times that man has made me cry.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 14
If he needs to win so badly, let him.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 15
But, Roger, I've never seen my dad cry. I don't think he can.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 16
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 17
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 18
and won the championship ourselves?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 19
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 20
See that tiny suitcase by the bed? That's mine. I packed it months ago,
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 21
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 22
Allow me to introduce myself.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 23
But I'll think of another one crust in time!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 24
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 25
- Plus the other kids who got cut. - I am the amazing Rufus.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 26
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 27
- 50-50. - 50 plus 50 equals a hundred.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 28
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 29
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 30
That makes two. Two successful snaps.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 31
Wrong!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 32
Stabbed me in the parking lot. Ruined my concentration for the whole tourney.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 33
Sorry... We're not spoiling anything today, and I got nothing else.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 34
Oh, God! With all the fluid coming out of my armpits,
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 35
Repeating remainder three! Hike!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 36
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 37
Roger, I need one last round of slippery sauce.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 38
- You got a problem with that? - No, sensei.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 39
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 40
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 41
Is he crying? Can you tell?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 42
Now, hang on, Steve. He's still breathing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 43
Franny, let me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 44
but you could've done a better job with this whole suicide thing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 46
- What?! - I'm still gonna kill myself.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 47
Wait, that's it! Come with me!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 48
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 49
Think about something that makes you really sad.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 50
Peach Bavarian cream is mayor Woodside's favorite pie.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2009

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 29, 2009

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 22, 2009

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods. MORE -LESS

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 15, 2009

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic. MORE -LESS

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 08, 2009

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner’s Association.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
- You clean my bowl on Monday nights. - Humans are talking!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Won't have it in my house. That and Cilantro.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
I have to decide whether I'm joking or not.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Yes, I know what you're thinking, but the jacket is vintage.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
Excuse me. Anyway, this is my town.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
Yes, The Man gets the biggest piece.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
El perro, el perro es mi corazon...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
and I was so flexible and I loved it!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I can see you. I can see your whole upper body.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
Might even get it bleached.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Please.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
be reinstated to their original glory.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
please contact me, as I'm currently very low on the waiting list for a donor.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
Linda, you want a hedge-height exemption.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
I ate all the ambrosia salad, I did not realize it was for everyone...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
I got to stop smoking salvia before I go to the body painting place.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Well, there's no way we're going to enforce his obscene regulations.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
And the pink berets? What of them?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
- Who died? - The system.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
Look, Dad, Roger's in charge and your wishes are counter to his.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
- What are we gonna do? - We're gonna stick it to The Man!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Dad, I found out how you can reintroduce your proposal
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
You're asking all the wrong questions, Steve!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
- What's happening? - We're being rallied by a{ young} strumpet.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
And this is how we're gonna do it. With some unscheduled maintenance.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
- What's that pounding? - We're using you as a hammer.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
I'm a little ashamed of you right now.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Slowly... Slowly...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
The mailman will think they've got outgoing mail.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
Damn it, McFreely! How could you do this?!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
Dije "Esta no es mi barca!"
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 01, 2009

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 15, 2009

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy. MORE -LESS

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 08, 2009

Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 25, 2009

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 30, 2008

Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
and fund the torture program ourselves.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
How hard can it be to come up with a million dollars?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Stan, that wasn't a machine. That was a hat.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
What are you talking about?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
That's what Jerry Lewis said right before he stole my idea.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Good old Dino. What a sweetheart.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
- What? - A telethon?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
We were in the living room, and I said "telethon."
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
That spaceship sailed a long time ago.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
I will be avenged!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
The donations slowed down a little, but things are starting to pick up.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Honey, I've been meaning to ask you for a...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
You wanna do a trick? Here's a trick: Put a baby in me!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
Snake, do you have information vital to this nation's security?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
And now... black music.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
"or my reign of terror will continue.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
Lain?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
I can work with this.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
{\TORTURE BLOOPERS}
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
I have no idea how that tape got in there.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Because Roger's still clinging to the fantasy
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
Here's the intro for the circus bear, Mr. Smith.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
"Irene Grossbard
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Well, it's time for you to set off the biggest bomb of all...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
All part of the show, folks. Everything's fine. Music, Frodo, music!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
Ladies and gentlemen, the U.S. may be the greatest nation in the world,
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
cut the brakes, released the terrorist, dropped a fishing boat on Jeff Fisher...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
the little window in the bathroom.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
I have something I want you to tell the world.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
You guys are enemies. Of course he lies to you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
I don't want "I'm a liar" to be the last thing I say to them.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
- What's the code to disarm the bomb? - I'll never tell!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
... but we're never gonna get any answers that way.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
follow an immigrant into your local police station.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 16, 2008

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 09, 2008

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Student council shifted money from the science department...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
And so, fellow students...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
But we can plant a story in the school paper saying you collect compasses.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
You want to get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
I have some fresh new styles that could get any bovine ready for summer.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
Debbie. And she sure could use your vote tomorrow. Here. Take some literature.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
This is the worst Christmas ever.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
Are you okay, Pandora? You look a little down.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
" Debbie is a big slut who makes fun of the freaks she claims to represent. "
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
- Aren't you pissed off? - Sure.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
- You okay? - I will be, Snot.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
about the bundle of dynamite who lives with a talking burrito.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
because none of you have girlfriends.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Yes. I'm funny.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
- with my stuffed friend here. - Hmm.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
You think Debbie's a slut? I'll show you a slut.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
Well, you're in a good mood, and I bet I can guess why.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
That was... you?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
This can't possibly end badly! You're my first girlfriend!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
I mean- I'm Barry.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Fine! You got us!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Our friendship is over!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
You did this to us, Steve Smith.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
Fine. Then we'll just beat you all up.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
but you can't just beat us to death on school property.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Still, that's my little girl, man!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
You were gonna let Barry get chopped up back there!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
If we can get to her, we'll live.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
are trying to escape school-sanctioned mob justice.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
We don't need any dialogue. All we need is some physical business.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Hey, Evan, I found your portrayal of Conrad Birdie to be entirely too contrived.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Run!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
Yeah? Well, no one's here. Let's keep moving.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
The scrawny, nerdy one.
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 02, 2008

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when Stan realizes this, he and Roger try to track him down, while Francine must choose between her husband or her lost love.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
would violate him with a banana, which is something to be curious about.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
I was just about to track down my wife's ex-You know what?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
- [Meows] - Hmm.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- [Groans] - You're gonna be okay. L-I'll get you some help.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- [Screeches] - [Screaming] Ow!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Well, I'd rather be acting crazy than feeling crazy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
- Oh, we have a good back-and-forth, you and me. - [Chuckles] I've had better.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
Oh, man. He's handsome!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
[Whinnies]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
L-l-l- l- Ro- Ro- Roger-r-r-r-r.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
He makes me look like you, and you look like you... with your shirt off.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- Most likely. - Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
- Travis. - Stan, why the hell did you track down my ex-fiancé?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
You chose nothing. Travis's faulty plane engine did all the choosing for you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
It was probably terrified.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
There you go, silly tummy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
I'm gonna call you Simon. Cheek-a, cheek-a, cheek-a, Simon?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
[Man On Speakers] #Close your eyes #
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
What are you doing here?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
If you choose him, I'll understand.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
# Because you stole my car#
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
# Stuff#
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
# Oh, oh #
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
Very nice. We had dinner, we caught up, then he went home.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Let me just charge up with a snack, and I'll meet you upstairs.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
Just because Francine didn't hook up with Travis tonight doesn't mean anything.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
Exactly. If she waits for you, she loves you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
[Stan] I think we really sold that crash landing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
so we can watch Francine get the news that I've gone missing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
Hopefully she'll wait for me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
is that regular size?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
Oh, thank God.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
The Coast Guard called. They've given up the search.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
You're scaring the gulls. I gotta lasso enough to fly me home.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
Toss me a leaf, you son of a bitch. I'm passing a beak over here.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
Oh. Hello. Tying together rocks. Smart. Outside the box.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
- [Squawks] - We're gonna collect some driftwood for a signal fire.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
[Yelps]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
[Roger] Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
He's gone. [Sobbing]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
Oh, Simon. You're in a better place now.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
[Panting]
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
This is it, Ira. We're gonna die out here.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 19, 2008

When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
a. k.a. The black widow.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
I'm the baby! I'm the drunk baby!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Well, unfortunately, everyone here is tall and gorgeous.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
Maybe we should try someplace else.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
I'm afraid she's doomed to die alone.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
The whole cradle to grave thing in one look really freaks women out.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
I'm happy to do it, sir.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
Oh, I've been up with that baby five nights in a row.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
I can't find my dinosaur stickers.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Roger! What the hell?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
He didn't sleep at all. He's not a football, Avery.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Stan, how can you let him do this to me?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
That's it. His wife!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
predict everyone but me and that guy will die.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
Yes. And A.J.'s going home with his new mommy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
She's in the back, but, well, there's kind of a thing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Well, after three years in captivity, she, uh-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Now we're stuck with his baby and his wife!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Stan, I'm at my limit.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
- Allah is great! - Miriam!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
How's it going, number one?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
You didn't, did you?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Is that Roger's French poster of The Wizard of Oz?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Avery adopted him. That makes you his mother.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
Who's the caramel apple of Mommy's eye?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Sticky bun. Is it really you?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Let's go home, my nutty crumpet.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
We've become intimate rather quickly.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
His mistress is moving into our house?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
You were supposed to say no!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
First thing tomorrow, I'm saying no to Avery.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Just trying to get a little attention around here. There we go.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
I want my little bro-bro!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
like the most important girl in the whole world.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
But you have two blanks. You can spell " liar," " go"...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Where am I gonna get a movie around here?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
From now on, you and me are " bestest" friends, okay?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Well, all you have to do is say no to your boss.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Hello?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Wow, Roger. I'm impressed.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Cabin number two, Frasier Lake. Ten minutes.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
- Where the hell are you going? - You're gonna laugh.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
My little curried cupcake!
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 05, 2008

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 28, 2008

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.

Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Not me. I want him to skip over puberty and jump right to 21...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
- It's a little chilly out. Wear a sweater. - Hey!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
and then the crows will come.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
It's a package. Speaking of packages, mine's got a hair on it.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
- What do you want, dweeb? - Oh, no!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
We have been goofing around with this one thing, but it's classified.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
What an angel. God took a little extra time on you, didn't he?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
I'm a goddamn toddler!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
for something to stop you from aging.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Wow, that is weird stuff, and we are certainly gonna talk about it after my party.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
You just-You just took a nightstick and went, " Yeah! Yeah!"
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
- I'm gonna need something to grease the little one with. - What?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
This is my shot! What am I gonna do?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Look at me, being escorted around town by this handsome little gentleman.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
- I said four! - Oh, I'm sorry. I hit three.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Hey, babe. Down here! It's me, Steve Smith.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
But when you see him, do me a favor. Tell him he blew it.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
When he gets up from his nap, he's gonna be 21.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
- Why? - Oh, my God!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
You rat bastards!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Saints alive! Minus 14 in Minneapolis? Oh, ho! No, thank you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
She's agreed to give you one more chance, and wants to meet you later today.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
of which I am recording secretary.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
It's gonna be hell for all of us.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
they were still able to get me on all fours...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
But I told them the bag stays with me!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Our little 80-year-old boy is out there, scared and all alone.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
- How could you let him go? - It was a real struggle. Wrestled with it. Not easy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
I'm gonna spend my 1600th birthday alone-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
It does me no good after.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Steve, that's crazy. We're coming down there with a shot.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
We've lost our son.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
But don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
- Francine, remind me I'm fighting the bubble man on Thursday.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Yeah, try 1600! This should have been my party!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
All right. I'm gonna go get my face painted and then get the hell outta here.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
- Nice and easy. - Oh!
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50