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Season 13

Aired 11 months ago - Jun 27, 2016

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.

Aired 11 months ago - Jun 20, 2016

Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.

Aired a year ago - Jun 13, 2016

Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

Aired a year ago - Jun 06, 2016

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Aired a year ago - May 30, 2016

Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.

Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".

Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

Aired a year ago - May 09, 2016

Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.

Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.

Aired a year ago - Apr 25, 2016

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Aired a year ago - Apr 18, 2016

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

Aired a year ago - Apr 11, 2016

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.

Aired a year ago - Mar 28, 2016

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

Aired a year ago - Mar 21, 2016

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

Aired a year ago - Mar 14, 2016

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Recap of American Dad! Season 13 Episode 8 (S13E08) - 1
Good news is we have a whole barrel of bad apples here.
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Francine, where's the newspaper?
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401(k)s, Roth I.R.A.s, even personalized canoes.
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Stan's ready. I'm... I'm almost ready.
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where I have to hide my brick.
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Society's given up on these kids.
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Fresh meat! Ha-ha!
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But if there's one thing we don't do in here, it's learn.
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Did someone say, "Lifting a finger to help others"?
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but have any of your teachers ever talked to you this way?
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Oh, yeah, this class is at risk, all right.
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The theater has a long and fabled history of educating...
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(rapping) ♪ In fair Verona, where we lay our scene ♪
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Whitey, go ahead and rap them through the rest of Act One.
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You're just here to show me that you're not selfish.
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Don't you dare try to find it.
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and they'll send you running for the hills.
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and sit in his car for a few minutes
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I wish, but I want to make this as realistic as possible.
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Well, here's what I think of this.
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ALL: Ohh!
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ALL: Wow!
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(Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" plays)
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♪ To break the color lines ♪
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Principal Lewis, this is the boy
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Wha... are you really asking?
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- Rum's the only thing that gets my engine going!
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We can't have a drunk teacher around here.
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They took my feet.
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We didn't give him anything he didn't ask for.
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And you don't want to leave our happy wittle home,
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Orderlies!
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Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
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What?! That's impossible! I was framed!
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- Let the teach teach! - (crying)
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Ricky joined a gang and got shot!
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I've got our paralegal, Rajeet,
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with this big marker-oo?
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Then we're just left with... my brick!
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If only you could see yourselves right now.
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I'll be senile.
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Not even.
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Mr. Deliver?
Aired a year ago - Mar 07, 2016

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

Aired a year ago - Feb 29, 2016

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

Aired a year ago - Feb 15, 2016

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

Aired a year ago - Feb 08, 2016

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Aired a year ago - Feb 01, 2016

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Aired a year ago - Jan 25, 2016

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

Recap of American Dad! Season 13 Episode 1 (S13E01) - 1
Gives me time to focus on all my other shit.
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Oh, yeah. I wanted to ask you -- There's no time.
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what you were talking about earlier.
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to the Arena Football stadium.
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and they need to be hogtied and thrown down a well!
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It's Olmen -- Olmen Hansen.
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We need indoor sports for the times when it's raining!
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And you know what else has to move forward?
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Wait, what is this?
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and now, before us and God and the Langley charter,
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Let's get real, you guys. Do we even want this stadium?
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We're your town council. We love you.
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I ate some almonds. I'm good now.
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I was just a little kid.
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I know this sounds crazy, but the tree raised me.
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Turns out magnolia juice is as poisonous as it is delicious.
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when so often life is cruel and unreliable.
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Oh. I just thought you were a cheap asshole.
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He runs asphalt in this town.
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Think of the advantages
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it's gonna feel like we're on permanent vacation.
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[ Gavel bangs ]
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Ugh. I really wanted this pour.
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Paper boy: It's 'cause I'm in love with you.
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I knew it would be you.
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Freddie: Damn it, Frankie!
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[ Gasps ] I'm sorry mama.
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and always remember your inner worth,
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Are you familiar with the abominable sciences?
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put into the body of something taller.
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If B.B. King had come to me, he would have never died...
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So, you think I'm a fruit, huh?
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Everybody thinks so fast.
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Can I offer you a temporary tattoo?
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I can do that for my tree dad.
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Now I'm daddy's favorite.
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and see what's happening.
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we got to send the crew home.
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It wasn't supposed to be a hunger strike.
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Yeah, where is Steve?
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only taller and with a lot more bones...
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It's sounds like he could use some guidance, Stan.
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But to hell with how it sounds. Steve needs me.