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Season 3

Aired 10 years ago - May 20, 2007

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.

Aired 10 years ago - May 13, 2007

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.

Aired 10 years ago - May 06, 2007

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 29, 2007

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit. MORE -LESS

Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 1
And I'm thinking, "He's king? He's king?
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Yup. I put up a Web site, cold-called some schools.
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You did this in the time it took me to walk Francine to the car?
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Oh, my God! This is perfect! I just finished my midterms!
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Hey, have a little hot dog with your ketchup.
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In World War II they were called the O.S.S. Let's go!
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Can I feel your muscle? Oh, can I pretend I'm a monkey and hang off your arm?
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Yeah!
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Welcome to the Tunnel of Booze.
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Yeah. Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix.
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Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!
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You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty.
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You're awesome.
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Don't be silly. I've been gone a day.
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Oh, you!
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You're gonna get a lot more than that!
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I have to go take a diarrhea!
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- Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra? - No! No, he doesn't!
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- Come on. Let's do this. - Unhand me, inebriated temptress!
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♪ Let's get it started in here ♪
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Crazy night last night, huh?
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You're a sweet kid. Here!
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♪ Put your arms around me, baby ♪
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♪ Spread your love and fly You and me for life ♪
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Pretty, like a stripper's face.
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- Jessica? - Yeah. My spring break buddy.
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You're a grown man acting like a drunk frat boy!
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Everybody needs to go home!
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Phew! Do not go on the beach volleyball court.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so excited! - Can I get flan?
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My medical records. I'm free of all diseases.
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what with all the wang-shriveling sex diseases...
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- They cut her breast off. - Mah-Mah, Stan left me.
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You know how many times Bah-Bah tell the pull-my-finger joke?
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because it make him feel good.
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And causing us to determine that the behavior's based on a conditioned resp-
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Stan, you shouldn't have come here.
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I don't even remember taking this, okay?
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I want your virginity, Steve! I don't know why.
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Sorry, Carmen. I can't.
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I came to find you.
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I want to be the one to make you feel that way... always.
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Aired 10 years ago - Apr 01, 2007

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions. MORE -LESS

Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 1
And I stepped on a eye.
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Wait. So a company will give you a million dollars just for being sexually harassed?
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and I just joined your workforce.
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If I had died in that crash today, who would remember me?
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It's just a myth, like unicorns or speed-reading.
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♪We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua ♪
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♪ But then a hero came forth His name was Oliver North ♪
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Genius!
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♪ North volunteered to take the blame ♪
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♪ Ollie North Ollie North ♪
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Wow. I just learned while I was being entertained.
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Pretty cool, huh? You see, I bought his house in '87...
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- It sure is, Hayley. - So your legacy is getting rich?
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Very well. Then I'll dig alone.
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I realized- it's not in the yard.
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I can't believe- You- I- I-
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- What's goin' on? - Hayley Dream-smasher Smith...
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Aw, yeah. Just me and my shorty, Bernice.
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I see beautiful things. Gold, silver, huge red socks fit for a giant.
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Want to show me the ropes and perhaps misinterpret my friendliness?
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That is it! Stan!
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I'm following the clues Ollie left. Look.
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And instead of helping me, all you're doing is trying to make me give it up.
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Face it. No one would sexually harass you.
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My kids are out of control. All because of Stan and his crazy legacy.
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What's the matter, Terry? Why are you crying?
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Oh, my God. He's gone totally insane.
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We are a lock for an Oscar if there isn't a documentary about penguins or genocide this year.
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And I don't need a family who never believed in me.
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Brief, dignified, unclear.
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Luke sexually harassed me. It was horrible.
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did you sexually harass Miss Vanderbooben?
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I'm still reeling. Let's talk settlement. I'm thinking a million dollars.
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- I never loan friends money. - Oh. Okay.
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I am Stan Smith, discoverer of Ollie North's gold.
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Aired 10 years ago - Mar 25, 2007

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do. MORE -LESS

Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
No one can take any more pictures of you.
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Hayley, I did my part to save water.
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I'm just not comfortable having their kind in my house.
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- Oh, my God! - That was terrible.
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The point is, we got him.
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And since he somehow managed to get closer to the alien than anyone...
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I'm gonna call you Mortimer. Now, run and fix me a coffee.
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My sister Samantha was abducted by aliens when I was 12.
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I have to show up, or it'll look suspicious.
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I'll be in your car wishing you had a better car.
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You have to take this seriously. Both of our asses are...
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What's your game, spaceman?
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The C.I.A. Will pay for anything you need to track the alien.
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Great! Book a flight.
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And I brought over some friends from school.
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Wait. I thought you hated black people.
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- Uh, sure. - She said okay!
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Second prize, a shot to the chops.
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Roger, it's time for you to get your ass home and quit like we talked about.
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The kid who brought me my towel said " cabanya"...
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Those Montego bitches are crazy.
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You saw me reach for it, and you just stood there. Why'd you just stand there?
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Apparently, he thought hanging with penguins would be a blast.
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Coffee stirrer. Hot cup. Cup, cup, cup.
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One minute, he's in front of you. The next, poof!
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I'm always kicking or jumping or flapping.
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We just wanna ask you, why does Mom hate left-handed people?
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No! Evil- writing with your left hand!
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Of course! Mom's left-handed hatred was learned...
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As soon as Agent Peters shows up, we can start.
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- Mmm. - Great. Thanks. My turn.
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I acquired this sample before the bastard got away.
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that means the alien is in the building.
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I followed him and caught him red-handed trying to destroy this evidence.
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So, the alien's inside of Smith.
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The whole cast. The whole damn dirty pirate cast.
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especially for a photographer we just plucked off the street.
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and you'll walk out that door scot-free.
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But it's worth it to finally nail this bastard.
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You're right!
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Roger, I promise you'll get away.
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He'll say anything to save his life. We'd better cut him up immediately.
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Mom, we know why you hate left-handed people.
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- You're a lefty! - No!
Aired 10 years ago - Feb 18, 2007

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 11, 2007

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 28, 2007

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam. MORE -LESS

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Yes! Yes!
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Don't look at me, because I won't look at you.
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Stan's mom is here after being dumped for the billionth time
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Threatened by the visiting mother-in-law.
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You mind going to my medicine cabinet and getting some aspirin?
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Wash, wash, wash your v-jay Scrub scrub, scrub your v-jay
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I told you it was complicated.
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- Is it my fault? - Stan, look at me.
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She tried to find love, but it never worked out.
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Yeah, Francine! It's the man's mother for God's sake!
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then I'll have to retreat to my safe place between her breasts.
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One who won't blow her off after three dates.
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- Hey, Klaus, what's up? - Yeah, this is Klaus.
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Yeah, so I'm just trying to be responsible.
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Oh, you got the lamb here? I thought it was a little fatty.
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And then she opened her own case, and inside was only a penny.
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- What's going on? - Stan, now,don't be upset,
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I hope it does too, Mama.
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That's right. I'm gonna call up Betty's previous suitors
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You're insinuating I'm gay because I'm marrying a boy.
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She dates and then... she kills.
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I don't have time for your craziness.
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They went to Les Pantalons Fancie for dinner.
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Oh, I know you didn't just shush me.
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That poor man. This is all my fault.
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After my father left us, my mother was devastated.
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When they took her out, I took them out.
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I might lose my toes to diabetes, but it was worth it!
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Oh, my God, he'staking her to Greece?!
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You can buy it at any pet store. Look.
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Why would I infect you and not tell yout here's a cure?
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You're sick.
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I haven't felt the touch of another human being in six years.
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Surface streets or freeway? Surface streets or freeway?
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Aired 10 years ago - Jan 07, 2007

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 17, 2006

When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 10, 2006

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 26, 2006

When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground. MORE -LESS

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 19, 2006

When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal. MORE -LESS

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Oh, that's where we know him from.
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Whose deal is it? Come on! I'm in a big hole here!
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Turned out he was working for the East Germans.
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Oh, now, I'm a gentleman. I never kill and tell.
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- In the body. - Where inthe body?
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Whose deal is it? You didn't kill anyone today.
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Big macho Stan, he's a killing virgin!
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Roger, I've never killed anyone.
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That's stupid! It probably won't even kill me.
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I couldn't pull the trigger. I just froze up.
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Not exactly.
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Liar! Your whole life has been a lie!
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Aren't we a fine pair? The jerk and the guy that made him a jerk!
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Everyone, just relax. So Stan hasn't killed anyone.
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I reveal people's darkest secrets so I can seem momentarily interesting.
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It's like Applebee's with a bar.
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had a hysterectomy,so even if she does find that special someone-- ha-ha--
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His sport jacket, as you can see, is made of newspapers.
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This is Mark. He created that TV show Quintuplets.
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Oh, you'll know.
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Yeah? Whatcha gonna do, kill me?
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He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.
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to tell everyone within a two-mile radius that I'm a registered sex offender.
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Can I come in? I would very much like to come in.
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Well, I... didn't actually kill anyone.I tried to...
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Good. Now, if you start to getnervous, picture them naked.
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we need an outsider to deliver the poison which will return us to our home planet.
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So...
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Who was I kidding? I'm just a wimpy non-killer
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I am in Danskin, yet you are the one sho is shamed.
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Give it up, Roger.There is no "one". That person doesn't exist.
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That's it, that's, the "one".
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You don't even realize it's happening, then...
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Randy used to work at the water park before the Troubles.
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What an awesome place.
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I need a ticket quickly.
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Wow. That bums me out.
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Goodbye, sweet virtue.
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Look, I'm a sex offender. I love offensive sex.
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If it happens for me, and I kill someone, great.
Aired 10 years ago - Nov 12, 2006

After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

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Mex is a street-wiseday laborer.
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Best. Catchphrase. Ever.
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We would have made great detectives.
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The Path to Happiness, but yeah, me, too.
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working up a sweat.
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that took me around the globe, where I feasted on the sweet, sticky nectar of life.
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Huh? What do you think?
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I can't. I was a cop who got shot.
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I was that baby.
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I'll just mosey on over to the men's room, and see if I can't find a willing foreigner
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You won't let me? It's my life.
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Agent Small Wonder activated. What are my orders?
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Ah, young love.
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Dill!
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Your daughter is as nimbleas Johnny Yip,
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She doesn't really seem happy.
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I kinda brainwashed Hayley.
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I think you only talk to me when there's no one else to turn to.
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Yes, why don't you do that.
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You know, like answering the phone with dirty limericks, or constantly talking
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The ABC story department would never approve that.
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Something wird is going on, Stan.
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or rubbed vigorously with soap and water.
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He didn't. I did. Those weremy orders.
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Wait. Why would it haveto happen by...?
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Really.
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Listen, Stan, I know your heart's in the right place,
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Can you teach me how to read?
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mostly divorce cases and insurance fraud.
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But that... but you...but she...
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Do you, Dill, take Hayley to be your lawfully wedded wife,
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I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
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My, how courting has changed.
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I can't. It's been over seven days.
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The problem is, she's going to turn on her handler.
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Come on, Hayley,cut the cake.
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Oh, I would, but, uh, I have to tip the dove guy. Ow!
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So, after she died in Hurricane Katrina,
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Something about this angel stinks to high heaven!
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My first clue that something was amiss was when Angel asked me...
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Say it now.
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Yeah. Except I'm going to kill you.
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416 Cherry Street! Go!
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Aired 10 years ago - Nov 05, 2006

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf. MORE -LESS

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No, Roger. Why are we in these things?.
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See? 'Cause you didn't really go.
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There are other sayings, but they, um, mostly involve genocide.
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Well, uh, remember how every year I cook our annual pre-vacation pancakes?
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Then I gingerly carry your bodies downstairs...
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but my idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people.
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I take a long bath and then, wait for it...none of you are here.
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Excuse me.
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I didn't do this. Where's Steve?
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Clearly the men in this house can't be trusted.
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Well, I... I'm pregnant!
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I quit.
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Attach stabilizing rod B to ankle constraint A.
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All I wanted was to have dinner once in a while
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No, we're not. Honey, look.
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- No. - That's right.
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Here is the line, and here's face painting, 'kay?
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Steve, you stay here and cool off with a charley horse.
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Family!
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Your son is 14 going on me.
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Francine, I swear on the lives of our future grandchildren
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Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship?!
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You know, while I was out there, I made a promise to God.
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I'm sure Roger will get them to come back.
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So who's the real thief here?
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Perhaps he could use you.
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No! It's just a picture I took with some grapes.
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And you guys can check out my ass as I walk away.
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Okay, here's the deal:
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My husband seems to think that you are going to hunt us down like animals.
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Yeah, and that string of clouds next to it looks like the cord.
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and I'll... I'll catch rain water with one of these plant leaves.
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I used my last bit of energy giving Steve that charley horse.
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Actually, there is one thing.
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Francine, you've clearly gone insane.
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Eddie, what's become of me?
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I... I miss my house. I miss my family.
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Go... Go start a new life for yourself,
Aired 10 years ago - Sep 24, 2006

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 17, 2006

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

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Francine! This time they could drive.
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Tonight was so embarrassing.
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everything.
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You should've heard Francine on the phone.
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until you can find a dramatic enough reason to show up on my doorstep unannounced!
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Come on, you can't give me a ticket. You just can't.
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I sentence you to two weeks of community service...
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And in that uniform, all those things will happen to you.
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- What'd you say? - Nothing.
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That's like a soup can telling Warhol where to buy speed.
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Now, pay attention 'cause I'm going to be throwing you some big concepts.
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Mine looks me in the face and more...
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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You have to take that off. I have a meeting to get to.
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Oh, touché, Monsieur.
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Eew! Gross!
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She was married to a somebody and she was enjoying a taste of the good life.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God, I'm a bitch.
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Oh, please, sir, if I have to pay that ticket you're writing,
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You meter maids are always trying to muscle me,
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and tell all your friends Belmonpan is looking for some weed.
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Relax, he doesn't know it's you.
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Recent rumblings from the art world suggest the market should decide this one.
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somebody... somebody... somebody... somebody.
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And thanks for helping me hide the salami last night.
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Seems like more change than you usually carry.
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And Jacuzzi lessons.
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Anonymous and very wealthy.
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See, if you were a liar, you might say you were enjoying your coffee,
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people have been driving around and not parking?
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This couch is upholstered in cheetah and the throw pillows are made from her cubs.
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the beautiful marble on this wall came from Italy, not from marbles.
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We have to destroy everything we bought with that dirty change.
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Forgot my sunglasses.
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God saw. Everyone in Heaven saw.
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Ow, I wasn't ready. This is how Houdini died.
Aired 10 years ago - Sep 10, 2006

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

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No, Roger. Why are we in these things?.
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See? 'Cause you didn't really go.
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There are other sayings, but they, um, mostly involve genocide.
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Well, uh, remember how every year I cook our annual pre-vacation pancakes?
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Then I gingerly carry your bodies downstairs...
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but my idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people.
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I take a long bath and then, wait for it...none of you are here.
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Excuse me.
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I didn't do this. Where's Steve?
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Clearly the men in this house can't be trusted.
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Well, I... I'm pregnant!
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I quit.
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Attach stabilizing rod B to ankle constraint A.
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All I wanted was to have dinner once in a while
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No, we're not. Honey, look.
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- No. - That's right.
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Here is the line, and here's face painting, 'kay?
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Steve, you stay here and cool off with a charley horse.
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Family!
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Your son is 14 going on me.
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Francine, I swear on the lives of our future grandchildren
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Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship?!
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You know, while I was out there, I made a promise to God.
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I'm sure Roger will get them to come back.
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So who's the real thief here?
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Perhaps he could use you.
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No! It's just a picture I took with some grapes.
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And you guys can check out my ass as I walk away.
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Okay, here's the deal:
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My husband seems to think that you are going to hunt us down like animals.
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Yeah, and that string of clouds next to it looks like the cord.
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and I'll... I'll catch rain water with one of these plant leaves.
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I used my last bit of energy giving Steve that charley horse.
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Actually, there is one thing.
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Francine, you've clearly gone insane.
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Eddie, what's become of me?
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I... I miss my house. I miss my family.
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Go... Go start a new life for yourself,