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Season 1  "Can't Fix Crazy"  1x13

Aired 12 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Red's scheme to reclaim her kitchen backfires; the inmates stage a Christmas pageant; Piper's plans unravel even as she realizes her life is in jeopardy.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
Over the hills and everywhere
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because last year I was up on this stage as the ox,
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Without my produce order, I have to re-plan the whole holiday menu.
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I was determined to find out if drugs were in fact coming into the prison.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
But they were going to the kitchen.
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Girl ways. Boy ways. Drug ways.
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Not a shocker, but I had gotten my hopes up.
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
What do you think you're gonna do about that?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
I went back to my book to find some answers.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
All right. All right. Hey, you gonna finish those eggs...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Oh. This is about Larry's radio thing.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Oh, good Christ.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
In my family, it's Cousin Frankie. Fuckin' perv.
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"And, baby, I hope that spell is never undone.
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Fucking Mendez. This is not how it was supposed to go.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
Say it right here.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
They so bad their cows had to die.
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It'll take us weeks to put everything back into working order.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Don't let Red take you down with her.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
What is something that she really needs?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
And you had sex with him.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Well, yeah, that's with drugs.
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I guess it was a new color she was trying on.
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Hmm.
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Hip, hip, ha, ha, pop, pop, turn and shimmy.
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Appliance seems to be in good shape.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Me, too.
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
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Get some fucking therapy, man.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Okay. Okay, night... Yeah.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
- How sweet - Sweet
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
because last year I was up on this stage as the ox,
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Without my produce order, I have to re-plan the whole holiday menu.
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
I was determined to find out if drugs were in fact coming into the prison.
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
But they were going to the kitchen.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6 #6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
Girl ways. Boy ways. Drug ways.
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
Not a shocker, but I had gotten my hopes up.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9 #9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
What do you think you're gonna do about that?
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
I went back to my book to find some answers.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
All right. All right. Hey, you gonna finish those eggs...
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Oh. This is about Larry's radio thing.
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Oh, good Christ.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
In my family, it's Cousin Frankie. Fuckin' perv.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
"And, baby, I hope that spell is never undone.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18 #18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
Fucking Mendez. This is not how it was supposed to go.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
Say it right here.
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
They so bad their cows had to die.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
It'll take us weeks to put everything back into working order.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Don't let Red take you down with her.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
What is something that she really needs?
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
And you had sex with him.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Well, yeah, that's with drugs.
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I guess it was a new color she was trying on.
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Hmm.
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Hip, hip, ha, ha, pop, pop, turn and shimmy.
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
Appliance seems to be in good shape.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Me, too.
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
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Get some fucking therapy, man.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Okay. Okay, night... Yeah.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
- How sweet - Sweet
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