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Orange Is the New Black

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Season 2  "Thirsty Bird"  2x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper's world is turned upside down when she is forced to confront the consequences of her actions and face new challenges.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
With a period, not a question mark.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Is that for me?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
We're getting close. You guys ready?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
My dad says I should have strength of character,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
and then one across the front, one across the back like a diaper,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
I can't talk. I gotta pee.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
Can you, uh... kind of hurry it up a bit?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
No, I got a whole glob if you want some later.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Okay, Zoe. Here he comes.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
You a bad girl, huh?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
There's plains and corn...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
I can set you up with a private show and tell...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
All I know, unit A, cell 21, bunk five.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
but Yoda always came back.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
It's the slowbies that train the best.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
this is serious...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
♪...like a natural woman ♪
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
I... I saw Daddy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
Grab a coat and a hat... if you dare.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
physiologically speaking.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Fuck you, Menopause.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Roaches are usually found on the ground.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
you sure got a lot of time for socializing with the gun over there.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
All right. Well, I gotta re-examine this then
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Pipes, you are many things,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
It means that I'm not holding grudges today.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
Kubra is never going down for this.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
the horrors of genetic engineering and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
Yes, of course.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
Don't think this gets you off the hook. We'll be waitin'.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
This is the only way I can keep you safe now.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
you are currently serving
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
I see.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
Since I'm not a half-wit like my son,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
So much pink.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 51
Better than the wrong bank.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Is that for me?
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
We're getting close. You guys ready?
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
My dad says I should have strength of character,
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom?
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
and then one across the front, one across the back like a diaper,
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on.
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
I can't talk. I gotta pee.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
Can you, uh... kind of hurry it up a bit?
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash.
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
No, I got a whole glob if you want some later.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12 #12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13 #13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14 #14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Okay, Zoe. Here he comes.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
You a bad girl, huh?
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
There's plains and corn...
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19 #19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20 #20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
I can set you up with a private show and tell...
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
All I know, unit A, cell 21, bunk five.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
but Yoda always came back.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
It's the slowbies that train the best.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
this is serious...
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
♪...like a natural woman ♪
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
I... I saw Daddy.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
Grab a coat and a hat... if you dare.
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
physiologically speaking.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Fuck you, Menopause.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Roaches are usually found on the ground.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34 #34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
you sure got a lot of time for socializing with the gun over there.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
All right. Well, I gotta re-examine this then
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Pipes, you are many things,
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
It means that I'm not holding grudges today.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
Kubra is never going down for this.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others,
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
the horrors of genetic engineering and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
Yes, of course.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
Don't think this gets you off the hook. We'll be waitin'.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
This is the only way I can keep you safe now.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
you are currently serving
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
I see.
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
Since I'm not a half-wit like my son,
#49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
So much pink.
#50 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 51
Better than the wrong bank.
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