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Season 1  "I Wasn't Ready"  1x1

Aired 10 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Sentenced to fifteen months for a crime committed in her youth, Piper Chapman leaves her supportive fiance Larry for her new home: a women's prison.

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You're not serving time in Cuba.
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No visiting today.
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I bet they're all appalled that you've gone somewhere so filthy and dangerous.
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He's, he's gonna be right back. We've been waiting here for two hours.
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Okay? Please send that check immediately.
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Strip.
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Yes.
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You don't have to do anything.
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Oh, that's not so bad. I got 34, but I'm hoping with good time it'll be less.
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Okay, now lick it, softly and tenderly,
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You think your man is still gonna be around when you're out?
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Yeah. Yep.
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It's gonna rub off when I sweat.
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T en years ago.
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And then it got scary,
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All right, we gotta hustle, 'cause the count's soon.
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DeMarco, this is Chapman. She's new. Self-surrender. You show her what's what?
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And that's Nichols. Just got out of SHU a week ago.
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Honey! We'll make the bed. We know how.
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You see, fucking white girl speaks Spanish.
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What, you studied for prison?
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My bag.
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The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand
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It comes in big cans marked "Desert Storm."
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You gotta love a yoga body.
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You got what I asked you for?
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They told me I should talk to you. I don't have a PAC number.
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Howard and I brought Chinese. Larry is so upset.
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You can come on Friday. Please come on Friday.
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-Such pretty hair. -Thank you.

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No visiting today.
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I bet they're all appalled that you've gone somewhere so filthy and dangerous.
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He's, he's gonna be right back. We've been waiting here for two hours.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Okay? Please send that check immediately.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Strip.
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Yes.
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You don't have to do anything.
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Oh, that's not so bad. I got 34, but I'm hoping with good time it'll be less.
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Okay, now lick it, softly and tenderly,
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You think your man is still gonna be around when you're out?
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Yeah. Yep.
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It's gonna rub off when I sweat.
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T en years ago.
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And then it got scary,
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All right, we gotta hustle, 'cause the count's soon.
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DeMarco, this is Chapman. She's new. Self-surrender. You show her what's what?
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And that's Nichols. Just got out of SHU a week ago.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Honey! We'll make the bed. We know how.
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You see, fucking white girl speaks Spanish.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
What, you studied for prison?
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My bag.
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The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand
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It comes in big cans marked "Desert Storm."
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
You gotta love a yoga body.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
You got what I asked you for?
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They told me I should talk to you. I don't have a PAC number.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Howard and I brought Chinese. Larry is so upset.
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You can come on Friday. Please come on Friday.
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-Such pretty hair. -Thank you.
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