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Season 5  "And the Story Telling Show"  5x12

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 18, 2016

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
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Yeah, doing it the other way was taking longer
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♪ ♪
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He kind of pursued me pretty hard.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
which one of your friends had a stepfather
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
So by now I was in high school.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I get ripped off by another guy.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I got dance-pantsed.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
My strokes are mine.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
'Cause I feel like I heard, like, a question mark
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
I know, that was pretty real.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
you leave it all on the stage.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
and how my truths make me feel.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I'm sorry, but did all that really happen to you?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
N... no. No.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Or a person who would come here twice.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
than a long-term lease, so...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Look at all these woman trying to get pregnant.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Max, I've been working on my life story for the show.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
I've never told the story about the day I lost my money,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
These aren't customers, silly.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Boy, I was way off.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
I mean, what the hell?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
I've been a surrogate 12 times.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
Are you sure you can't spend more than $200 on this thing?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
You got mustard on my life story?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
but I'm open to your ideas.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Okay, all through this first section,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Hasn't she been through enough?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
It was as if she was giving me permission to tell her story.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
and yet, here I am.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Where's that waitress going?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
You look beautiful,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
She is truly a beauty.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
That used to mean something special,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
I don't need to look at this.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Lip-synching to Ludacris at a stoplight!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Well, she threw away a perfectly good
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
who I believed in more than anyone,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
If she doesn't say "virginity," I am leaving.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
We got to sneak her out the back door.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
Oh, here come the waterworks!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
or whatever's in here keeping me alive.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
That's why there's Adele.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
Yeah, doing it the other way was taking longer
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3 #3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
♪ ♪
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
He kind of pursued me pretty hard.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
which one of your friends had a stepfather
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
So by now I was in high school.
#8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I get ripped off by another guy.
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I got dance-pantsed.
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
My strokes are mine.
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
'Cause I feel like I heard, like, a question mark
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
I know, that was pretty real.
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
you leave it all on the stage.
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
and how my truths make me feel.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I'm sorry, but did all that really happen to you?
#16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
N... no. No.
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Or a person who would come here twice.
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
than a long-term lease, so...
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Look at all these woman trying to get pregnant.
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Max, I've been working on my life story for the show.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
I've never told the story about the day I lost my money,
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
These aren't customers, silly.
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24 #24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Boy, I was way off.
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
I mean, what the hell?
#26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
I've been a surrogate 12 times.
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
Are you sure you can't spend more than $200 on this thing?
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29 #29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
You got mustard on my life story?
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
but I'm open to your ideas.
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Okay, all through this first section,
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Hasn't she been through enough?
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
It was as if she was giving me permission to tell her story.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
and yet, here I am.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Where's that waitress going?
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
You look beautiful,
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
She is truly a beauty.
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
That used to mean something special,
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
I don't need to look at this.
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41 #41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Lip-synching to Ludacris at a stoplight!
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Well, she threw away a perfectly good
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
who I believed in more than anyone,
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
If she doesn't say "virginity," I am leaving.
#45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
We got to sneak her out the back door.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
Oh, here come the waterworks!
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
or whatever's in here keeping me alive.
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49 #49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
That's why there's Adele.
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