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Season 5  "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"  5x19

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 21, 2016

In an attempt to get to know Max’s world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor license for their dessert bar.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 1
Caroline, with all your money from Hollywood,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
But they did get us kicked out of an architect's office.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
see your small business.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
You're not using Randy for legal advice.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
I thought I was writing an email to my brother.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
our whole power dynamic.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
Boy, was she surprised to see me naked and alive.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
What do you want to do now?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
Fun fact: those paper towels you see aren't actually paper,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
We can eat pizza and watch dirty movies.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
My mom baby-proofed our house for me.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Are you referring to sex-calibur?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
I'm good, I had a massage.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Where's Randy?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Did you just say "grayest" or "greatest"?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
Really painful!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
You look like you're in a lot of pain.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
Max, I have insurance.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
I'm Carrie! I'm Carrie at the prom!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
Help! Help!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
I thought he was here for a sensible pantsuit
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
We need a good doctor,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
You know, I cleaned up some PPO right there.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
and sit down?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
The exact amount of time Caroline's shower took.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
Do you also want to be pinned to that albino's sack, Caroline?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
Did some shopping after you left the ER.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
And not even a whisper of Vicodin for old Maxie.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
I had a time-share with Sean Penn.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
Max, relax.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
It's how I wound up living two years in someone's shed.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
And that lady at table four ordered
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
Well, can you make yourself throw up?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
But we're illegal subletters!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
I'll start packing! You saddle up Chestnut.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
I called the landlord about a nail,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
Thanks a lot.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
It's like I'm in a relationship
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
We just ignore it, like the rain in my bedroom.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Hand me my fluids.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46
No, no, you listen!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
Okay, that's it.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
and you're not getting kicked out.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
The word "lawyer" makes people crap their pants.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
Thank you so much, Randy.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 2
But they did get us kicked out of an architect's office.
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 3
see your small business.
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 4
You're not using Randy for legal advice.
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
I thought I was writing an email to my brother.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
our whole power dynamic.
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7
Boy, was she surprised to see me naked and alive.
#7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8 #8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
What do you want to do now?
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
Fun fact: those paper towels you see aren't actually paper,
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11 #11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
We can eat pizza and watch dirty movies.
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
My mom baby-proofed our house for me.
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Are you referring to sex-calibur?
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
I'm good, I had a massage.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Where's Randy?
#16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Did you just say "grayest" or "greatest"?
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
Really painful!
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
You look like you're in a lot of pain.
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20 #20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
Max, I have insurance.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
I'm Carrie! I'm Carrie at the prom!
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
Help! Help!
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
I thought he was here for a sensible pantsuit
#24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
We need a good doctor,
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
You know, I cleaned up some PPO right there.
#26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
and sit down?
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
The exact amount of time Caroline's shower took.
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
Do you also want to be pinned to that albino's sack, Caroline?
#29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
Did some shopping after you left the ER.
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
And not even a whisper of Vicodin for old Maxie.
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
I had a time-share with Sean Penn.
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33 #33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
Max, relax.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
It's how I wound up living two years in someone's shed.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
And that lady at table four ordered
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
Well, can you make yourself throw up?
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
But we're illegal subletters!
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
I'll start packing! You saddle up Chestnut.
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
I called the landlord about a nail,
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
Thanks a lot.
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42
It's like I'm in a relationship
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
We just ignore it, like the rain in my bedroom.
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44 #44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Hand me my fluids.
#45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46
No, no, you listen!
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
Okay, that's it.
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48
and you're not getting kicked out.
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49
The word "lawyer" makes people crap their pants.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
Thank you so much, Randy.
#50