S5 E17
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Season 5  "And the Show and Don't Tell"  5x17

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 07, 2016

When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 1
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We give the bakers a sealed envelope with the sex.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 3
You were either a boy
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 5
What's with all the miniature liquor bottles
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 6
for my idea on how to spend the $250,000.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 7
[Chestnut chuffs]
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 8
Which is sweet, delicious, and expensive?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 9
but yes!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 10
"Let's call Home Depot and ask if they have caulk."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 11
I know I'm either at Max and Caroline's
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 13
Neither did my mom, which is how I became
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 14
and put a gun to your head,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 16
We're seeing an understudy?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 17
♪ And there's no parole ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 18
♪ And nobody calls ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 19
♪ On our baaaaaalls ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 20
♪ 25 to liiiiiife ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 21
and we'll be back with the second half.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 22
♪ Steel bars ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 23
And this other envelope I use as a makeup bag.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 24
Who's playing me in your movie, hon?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 25
I'll admit business has been slow.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 26
That is a fantastic idea, ladies.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 27
Wanted to ditch the square, huh?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 28
Yeah, but you had the dessert bar idea, right?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 29
She could never be happy doing this whole baking business,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 30
But she said she was happy about the dessert bar.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 31
where they have to be really stern with Carol Anne
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 32
I'm just making Sophie's gender cake.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 33
why don't you go get me the gender envelope?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 34
and I don't know where it is.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 35
The $250,000 I'm bringing to the table,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 36
I've been holding you back?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 37
Well, this is a historic event.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 38
If my hair gets involved, we are done.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 41
That's the headline you go with, Eddie?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 42
All right, well, here you go.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 43
Why does every single person keep telling me
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 44
if you want a tennis court.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 45
Go like this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 46
"Hi, Caroline."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 47
Well, that's the hardest thing I've had to take in all day.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 48
Look, I'm sorry. Sorry.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 49
Are you sure you didn't tell your dad
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 50
I did count them. There were seven.

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We give the bakers a sealed envelope with the sex.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 3
You were either a boy
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 4 #4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 5
What's with all the miniature liquor bottles
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 6
for my idea on how to spend the $250,000.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 7
[Chestnut chuffs]
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 8
Which is sweet, delicious, and expensive?
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 9
but yes!
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 10
"Let's call Home Depot and ask if they have caulk."
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 11
I know I'm either at Max and Caroline's
#11
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Neither did my mom, which is how I became
#13
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and put a gun to your head,
#14
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We're seeing an understudy?
#16
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♪ And there's no parole ♪
#17
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♪ And nobody calls ♪
#18
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♪ On our baaaaaalls ♪
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 20
♪ 25 to liiiiiife ♪
#20
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and we'll be back with the second half.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 22
♪ Steel bars ♪
#22
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And this other envelope I use as a makeup bag.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 24
Who's playing me in your movie, hon?
#24
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I'll admit business has been slow.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 26
That is a fantastic idea, ladies.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 27
Wanted to ditch the square, huh?
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 28
Yeah, but you had the dessert bar idea, right?
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 29
She could never be happy doing this whole baking business,
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 30
But she said she was happy about the dessert bar.
#30
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where they have to be really stern with Carol Anne
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 32
I'm just making Sophie's gender cake.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 33
why don't you go get me the gender envelope?
#33
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and I don't know where it is.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 35
The $250,000 I'm bringing to the table,
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 36
I've been holding you back?
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 37
Well, this is a historic event.
#37
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If my hair gets involved, we are done.
#38
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That's the headline you go with, Eddie?
#41
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All right, well, here you go.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 43
Why does every single person keep telling me
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 44
if you want a tennis court.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 45
Go like this.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 46
"Hi, Caroline."
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 47
Well, that's the hardest thing I've had to take in all day.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 48
Look, I'm sorry. Sorry.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 49
Are you sure you didn't tell your dad
#49
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I did count them. There were seven.
#50