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Season 4  "The Zazzy Substitution"  4x3

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 07, 2010

The guys are concerned as Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
If I don't have to boom-boom.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
I don't like that.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
It's how they lure you in.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
from the corner of my mouth.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
I've always been more of an empire man.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
just obnoxious.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
I suffered in silence as your female companion
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
about the Jersey Shore.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
Think about it, Raj.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
Think we need to start entertaining the possibility
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
put up with you.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
What?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
I'll show you how to massage them.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
That's very offensive.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
It's very impressive, for theoretical work.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
You take that back.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
That means it's better than his research,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
insofar as it explains everything,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
and was conclusively revealed as hogwash
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
...the motion carries.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
She was a girl who was my friend
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
Well, breakups-- or whatever the hell this is-- can be tough.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
and I'm continuing on with my life as before.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Ah.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Don't try to change me, dude.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
Hello. Hi.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
Oh, no.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Clowder. What?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Okay, I got it, I got it; she's not your girlfriend.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
You don't have to sell me on cats, Leonard.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
No, no, it's not like that.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
I'd like you to meet Oppenheimer, Frisch, Panofsky,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, lambchop, we can quibble what to call it,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
If I don't have to boom-boom.
#2
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.
#3
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
I don't like that.
#4
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.
#5
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
It's how they lure you in.
#6
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat.
#7
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?
#8
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?
#9
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
from the corner of my mouth.
#10
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
I've always been more of an empire man.
#11
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
just obnoxious.
#12
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
I suffered in silence as your female companion
#13
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
about the Jersey Shore.
#14
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Think about it, Raj.
#16
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Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way?
#17
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
Think we need to start entertaining the possibility
#18
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
put up with you.
#19
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
What?
#20
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I'll show you how to massage them.
#21
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and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.
#22
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
That's very offensive.
#23
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
It's very impressive, for theoretical work.
#24
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist
#25
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
You take that back.
#26
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
That means it's better than his research,
#27
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
insofar as it explains everything,
#28
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
and was conclusively revealed as hogwash
#29
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
...the motion carries.
#30
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31 #31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
She was a girl who was my friend
#32
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Well, breakups-- or whatever the hell this is-- can be tough.
#33
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
and I'm continuing on with my life as before.
#34
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef.
#35
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Ah.
#36
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Don't try to change me, dude.
#37
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
Hello. Hi.
#38
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
Oh, no.
#39
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?
#40
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Clowder. What?
#41
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Okay, I got it, I got it; she's not your girlfriend.
#42
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.
#43
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
You don't have to sell me on cats, Leonard.
#44
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45 #45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
No, no, it's not like that.
#46
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
I'd like you to meet Oppenheimer, Frisch, Panofsky,
#48
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, lambchop, we can quibble what to call it,
#49
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I think you'll find to be quite zazzy.
#50