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Season 2  "The Vegas Renormalization"  2x21

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 27, 2009

Leonard and Koothrappali escort a heartbroken Wolowitz to Las Vegas, and Sheldon becomes locked out of his apartment and must stay with Penny.

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designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems.
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- I've never been there. Have you? - Me? No.
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Now? Right now?
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I'm just in a good mood.
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which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.
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Well, enjoy your big evening.
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Black case, top compartment.
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That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
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Just go. I'll catch up with you.
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if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
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So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper
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You went in my... Why would... What are you saying?
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This is the real happiest place on earth.
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Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
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Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but...
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Whatever.
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"My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
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She's exactly his type; a hooker.
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"I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
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Are you trying to make small talk?
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That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
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If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could...
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where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.
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You want the girlfriend experience.
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I don't know, Sheldon.
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What I've observed, however,
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without developing an emotional attachment?
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Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.
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It wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind,
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"There was a tall man from Cornwall
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that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
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That's the spirit, Howard.
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You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.
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That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
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She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her.
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But she did dump you.
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Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
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Just go. I'll catch up with you.
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We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
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Okay, if I get lucky,
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I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City, and...
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Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
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You should get a bowl.
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forget his key in the first place?
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and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
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It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk.
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Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
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I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.
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Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?
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Sure. Why not?
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and go skinny-dipping down at the creek.
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'Cause today's the day to stop making sense.
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Thanks.
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free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid
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Dude, check it out! That's laundry for a month!
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Hi.
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So, you interested in a little party?
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Michaela's inviting me to a party.
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You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you.
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Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
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Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move.
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What's wrong with you, dude? That woman was all up in my jammy.
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Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but...
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Let me put it this way: In your entire life,
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and asked if you wanted to party?
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Maybe I can save her.
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Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
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It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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Whatever.
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Howard's losing it.
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"I'm at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss.
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"My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
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USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."
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She's exactly his type; a hooker.
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You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.
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We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.
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"I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
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I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
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Are you trying to make small talk?
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They shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,
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That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
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If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could...
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- We were wondering... - If you're really a prostitute.
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I'm a prostitute.
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The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps.
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And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.
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How when you beat around the bush? She's from the mean streets
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where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...
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Yes. Yeah, exactly. The girlfriend experience.
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could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
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Okay, that's question 20. You have to guess.
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I don't know, Sheldon.
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I was Spock.
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Where did that even come from? Did he say we were?
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Just mail, no benefits.
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Why are you asking?
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On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite,
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assuming one is afflicted with such,
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that seems eminently practical.
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is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
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Some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.
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without developing an emotional attachment?
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I really... don't want to talk about this with you.
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Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
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I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions...
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All right, where are these amazing shrimp?
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Esther Rosenblatt.
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I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.
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Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?
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but it's the one I'm going with.
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I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed.
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beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall.
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What?
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"whose length exceed his bed.
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"there's no room for my big Cornish head."
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All right, I will give you my bed on one condition:
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that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
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Turn-ons? Let me see.
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long walks on the beach...
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and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.
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Really? Me, too!

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- I've never been there. Have you? - Me? No.
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Now? Right now?
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I'm just in a good mood.
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which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.
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Well, enjoy your big evening.
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Black case, top compartment.
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That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
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Just go. I'll catch up with you.
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if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
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So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper
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You went in my... Why would... What are you saying?
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This is the real happiest place on earth.
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Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
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Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but...
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Whatever.
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"My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
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She's exactly his type; a hooker.
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"I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
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Are you trying to make small talk?
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That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
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If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could...
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where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.
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You want the girlfriend experience.
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I don't know, Sheldon.
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What I've observed, however,
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without developing an emotional attachment?
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Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.
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It wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind,
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"There was a tall man from Cornwall
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that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
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That's the spirit, Howard.
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You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.
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That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
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She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her.
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But she did dump you.
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Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
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Just go. I'll catch up with you.
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We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
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Okay, if I get lucky,
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I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City, and...
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Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
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You should get a bowl.
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forget his key in the first place?
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and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
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It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk.
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Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
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I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.
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Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?
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Sure. Why not?
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and go skinny-dipping down at the creek.
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'Cause today's the day to stop making sense.
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Thanks.
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free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid
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Dude, check it out! That's laundry for a month!
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Hi.
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So, you interested in a little party?
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Michaela's inviting me to a party.
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You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you.
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Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
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Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move.
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What's wrong with you, dude? That woman was all up in my jammy.
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Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but...
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Let me put it this way: In your entire life,
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and asked if you wanted to party?
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Maybe I can save her.
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Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
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It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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Whatever.
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Howard's losing it.
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"I'm at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss.
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"My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
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USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."
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She's exactly his type; a hooker.
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You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.
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We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.
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"I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
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I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
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Are you trying to make small talk?
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They shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,
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That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
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If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could...
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- We were wondering... - If you're really a prostitute.
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I'm a prostitute.
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The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps.
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And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.
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How when you beat around the bush? She's from the mean streets
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where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...
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Yes. Yeah, exactly. The girlfriend experience.
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could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
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Okay, that's question 20. You have to guess.
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I don't know, Sheldon.
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I was Spock.
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Where did that even come from? Did he say we were?
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Just mail, no benefits.
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Why are you asking?
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On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite,
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assuming one is afflicted with such,
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that seems eminently practical.
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is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
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Some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.
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without developing an emotional attachment?
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I really... don't want to talk about this with you.
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Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
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I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions...
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All right, where are these amazing shrimp?
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Esther Rosenblatt.
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I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.
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Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?
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but it's the one I'm going with.
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I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed.
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beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall.
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What?
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"whose length exceed his bed.
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"there's no room for my big Cornish head."
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All right, I will give you my bed on one condition:
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that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
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Turn-ons? Let me see.
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long walks on the beach...
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and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.
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Really? Me, too!
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