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Season 1  "The Nerdvana Annihilation"  1x14

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 28, 2008

When delivery of another collectible leads to Penny's lashing out at Leonard, he decides it's time to give up his habit, much to his friends' protestation.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
Even with shipping, it works out to less than $4 a pound.
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I've been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?
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...I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.
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Come on, guys, push.
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- You're joking, right? - Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.
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For what it's worth, I thought it was humorous.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 9
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 10
...where society had splintered into two factions:
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 11
"I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. "
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 12
...but I think you'll agree that practicality dictates it remain here.
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"Pants must be worn at all times in the time machine. "
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- That sounds fair. - Hold on. Bimonthly is an ambiguous term.
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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 16
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...what are you gonna do? Knock and say to Mrs. Bell, "Fan of your husband.
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If I remember, Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans...
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Here we go into the future.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 20
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The door to the stairwell of the other building was locked.
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- Lights flash and the dish spins. Wanna try? - No.
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Oh, please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like...
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...you would not have it available to stop yourself from buying it.
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If you were to travel back in time and knock me unconscious...
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
But it'd make the present so much nicer.
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I don't usually pick up on those things.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 32
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...long predates your acquisition of the time machine.
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In Back to the Future, Marty McFly got to hook up...
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That's absurd.
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What are you doing?
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Hang on.
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Don't worry, baby, I've got you.
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I'm packing up all my collectibles and taking them down to the comic-book store to sell.
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Lox and bagels, the breakfast of time travelers.
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I'll give you $100, which will make me half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.
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Three hundred. And I'll throw in my original 1979 Mattel Millennium Falcon...
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You can't do that. Look what you've created.
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- I called dibs. - You can't.
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- What's the number? I'll match it. - I'll match it, plus a thousand rupees.
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Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you, the other two are gonna be mad at me.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 48
Sheldon, get out of my way.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 49
...Star Trek: The Next Generation Geordi La Forge without his VISOR...
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I've been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?
#2
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...I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.
#3
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Come on, guys, push.
#4
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- You're joking, right? - Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.
#7
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For what it's worth, I thought it was humorous.
#8
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...where society had splintered into two factions:
#10
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"I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. "
#11
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...but I think you'll agree that practicality dictates it remain here.
#12
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"Pants must be worn at all times in the time machine. "
#13
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- That sounds fair. - Hold on. Bimonthly is an ambiguous term.
#14
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...what are you gonna do? Knock and say to Mrs. Bell, "Fan of your husband.
#17
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If I remember, Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans...
#18
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Here we go into the future.
#19
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The door to the stairwell of the other building was locked.
#21
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- Lights flash and the dish spins. Wanna try? - No.
#23
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Oh, please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like...
#24
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...you would not have it available to stop yourself from buying it.
#28
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If you were to travel back in time and knock me unconscious...
#29
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But it'd make the present so much nicer.
#30
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I don't usually pick up on those things.
#31
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...long predates your acquisition of the time machine.
#33
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In Back to the Future, Marty McFly got to hook up...
#34
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That's absurd.
#35
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What are you doing?
#36
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Hang on.
#37
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Don't worry, baby, I've got you.
#38
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I'm packing up all my collectibles and taking them down to the comic-book store to sell.
#40
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Lox and bagels, the breakfast of time travelers.
#41
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I'll give you $100, which will make me half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.
#42
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Three hundred. And I'll throw in my original 1979 Mattel Millennium Falcon...
#43
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You can't do that. Look what you've created.
#44
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- I called dibs. - You can't.
#45
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- What's the number? I'll match it. - I'll match it, plus a thousand rupees.
#46
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Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you, the other two are gonna be mad at me.
#47
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Sheldon, get out of my way.
#48
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...Star Trek: The Next Generation Geordi La Forge without his VISOR...
#49
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