Aired 13 years ago - May 23, 2011
The team treats a performance artist (Shohreh Aghdashloo) who deliberately made herself ill with the aim of turning the diagnostics department into her new masterpiece, as House must decide which of her symptoms are real, and which are
self-inflicted. As the case progresses, House vows to make changes in his life, but remains rooted in old habits. After the case is over, House finally deals with his anger over the breakup and lashes out by driving through Cuddy's dining room and escaping to a beach.
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Aired 13 years ago - May 16, 2011
When House discovers that the experimental drug he's been using causes fatal tumors, he decides to attempt to excise them himself. However, he can't complete the surgery and ends up needing Cuddy's help. Meanwhile, Thirteen's friend from prison (Amy
Landecker), a relapsed drug user, arrives at her apartment needing medical care after being stabbed. With her friend unwilling to go to the hospital, Thirteen enlists Chase's assistance when the friend loses sensation and movement in her arm. Also, Taub receives some unexpected news that could change his life.
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Aired 13 years ago - May 09, 2011
After losing a bet with Wilson over a boxing match, House is convinced that his fighter has an underlying medical condition that cost him the fight. While he tries to prove it, he leaves his team alone to help a bomb scientist who suffered a seizure. Meanwhile, House may be experimenting with a new drug to help his leg pain.
If you're not interested
in the case,
We bet on
a sporting event.
I take it she doesn't
like people who makes bombs.
This shouldn't take long.
I didn't take a dive.
Actually,
it would if you were right.
and accidentally spilled
some bomb on her?
You know what else
wouldn't hurt?
Why?
You can leave.
- Why would she lie?
- That's the easy question.
Hey, stop.
Stop!
I paged House.
And doing his actual job,
treating actual patients,
And I assume that look means
"yes, and I was wrong."
As in similar to,
but not the same.
I don't tell a fat guy to
lay off bacon for less than 300.
Now, the punch that
supposedly knocked you out
It's not a seizure.
She's having a heart attack.
That way, even if we're wrong,
nobody dies.
I figured if I upped
the Vicodin any more,
but are intentionally
hiding it
but suddenly you're keeping
your mouth shut.
I mean, obviously you can't
know for sure.
That's unfair.
how depressed I may be,
it's not enough.
There is one other cause
of AML.
and you onto the canvas.
Anything else
you want to say?
Foreman wants to keep shooting
for radiation poisoning.
Which causes us to ask,
why do people drink?
I'm giving you your drink.
Have you no pride?
Aired 13 years ago - May 02, 2011
The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the
hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of their personality more.
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Aired 13 years ago - Apr 18, 2011
Masters faces a career crossroads on her last day as a medical student and struggles with the choice to continue on the path to become a surgeon or to accept the rare opportunity to join House’s team officially. Meanwhile, the team treats a
16-year-old girl who inexplicably collapsed days before embarking on an ambitious sailing tour around the globe. Despite the patient's life-changing diagnosis, the patient's family insists on getting her back on the seas in time for her potentially record-breaking launch. But to the team's surprise, including House, Masters makes a bold decision regarding the patient’s treatment.
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Aired 13 years ago - Apr 11, 2011
Thirteen has been in prison for the past year, but the real mystery for House is what she did to get there. At the hospital, the team treats a science teacher suffering from severe respiratory illness. Taub tries to get back into the dating scene, but winds up retreating to his old habits.
Aired 13 years ago - Mar 21, 2011
A homeless man with a history of drug abuse is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro with burns and scars on his chest. Meanwhile, Cuddy reveals her guilt to Wilson about breaking up with House.
Aired 13 years ago - Mar 14, 2011
The team treats a professional bull rider who is attacked by a bull. The team must determine the causes behind the patients disappearing symptoms and seizures while taking House's advice from outside the hospital as he attends to issues unrelated to the case. Meanwhile, Masters develops a crush on the patient.
Aired 13 years ago - Mar 07, 2011
Tension reaches new heights when Cuddy faces sobering news that propels her to reevaluate her priorities. While House is distracted by his concern for Cuddy’s well-being, the team treats a teenage patient whose worsening symptoms and suspicious body
scars indicate more than just physical illness. Sensing the teen’s troubled emotional and mental state, Taub turns to the patient’s personal life for clues and uncovers disturbing home videos that could put the lives of his peers in danger. Meanwhile, Cuddy remains hopeful that House will be fully present when she needs him most, and a series of dreams, including a musical scene choreographed by Mia Michaels, provide glimpses into her life and her relationship with House.
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Aired 13 years ago - Feb 28, 2011
A patient is admitted after breaking out in a severe rash triggered by caustic chemical exposure at his blue-collar job. As the team treats him, they discover that he has led his wife to believe that he is still maintaining his once-lucrative real
estate career. Meanwhile, Cuddy is honored with an award and needs House to be at the charity event for support, but his attendance is threatened when his patient’s battle to survive forces him to question his practice and his own happiness, and Chase and Masters teach each other a lesson in forging meaningful personal and professional relationships.
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Honey.
Like I don't give a crap
about awards, charities,
File says he's
a real estate developer.
Go down there and do it.
honey, take a break.
It's okay.
my entire real estate company.
He might have picked up
a bacterial infection
I'm just making easy money.
We need to decontaminate
your skin
but I figured it'd just
last a couple months.
Eventually.
I want to make things
more exciting,
You're stuck actually
doing your job?
Shut up!
I, uh, better go check on him.
Unless the saline used
Which, in turn,
will make my evening...
You know, I have something
you can share with him.
Oh, no, she didn't!
It's not my fault.
Stop.
And without an MRI,
I put making friends
and having relationships on hold
but it's almost instantaneous
and not time-delayed.
You're right.
And I don't want to
end up like House.
We've got 15
minutes to get there
All of them are gone, Wilson.
exactly! Why?
She's upset that you
didn't show up tonight.
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 21, 2011
House participates in a school’s Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal’s office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess House’s relationship woes and try to help him understand how his selfish antics get in the way of showing Cuddy how he really feels.
After which
the respiratory organ
Well, allow me to retort.
And even if I did,
I ain't no snitch.
Anyone ever tell you
you're annoying?
And on that note, unless
there are any questions...
Probably.
Meaning?
I'm just...done.
I mean, it doesn't matter
to the story.
That's real mature.
which means
we don't need anything
Mr. Dryden...
Ooh.
It's his lung.
Broad-spectrum antibiotics
haven't had any effect.
Why would I lie?
Ooh!
No way.
Ma'am,
are you okay?
the place is a perfect storm
of mass hysteria...
If porn was bad, why would
there be so many nuns in it?
Her first dog
was Ronaldo.
Really.
Not that it's slutty
or anything.
Talk.
that bothers her, but the fact
that you don't listen to her.
without a good brush
and a floss.
Kiss her.
Sorry.
Ran out of lotion in mine.
Thank you.
Means the treatment's
already working.
What?
I want you to care about
more than just what you want,
I did.
which puts you
on the inside,
He'll die,
Since insurance companies
automatically put
Stay calm, you guys.
Stay in your seats.
She's bossy...
Usually, not always.
not anyone else.
Is there anything
you'd like to say?
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 14, 2011
When a waitress with a perfect memory suffers temporary paralysis, her older sister visits her in the hospital, which triggers high stress levels and even more health complications. The patient’s sharp memory proves detrimental when a grudge she’s
been holding against her sibling gets in the way of receiving proper medical treatment, and Masters discovers that patching a broken sisterhood may prove to be more complex than diagnosing the patient. Meanwhile, Foreman volunteers to help Taub prepare for a medical examination, while House, determined to help Wilson get back in the dating scene, discovers Wilson’s secret new companion.
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Aired 13 years ago - Feb 07, 2011
Cuddy’s mother, Arlene, is admitted to Princeton Plansboro after complaining about unusual symptoms, but stubborn Arlene insists that House be removed from the case, forcing House to come up with non-conventional – and illegal – means to treat his
patient. House instructs his team to follow his lead, and they discover details in Arlene’s personal life that she kept secret from Cuddy and her sister Lucinda. Meanwhile, Taub’s ex-wife, Rachel, puts him in contact with her brother who hires Taub to work a job on the side in exchange for much-needed income, which winds up taking a physical and emotional toll on him. Later, Cuddy places her trust in House to ensure that her mother receives the proper medical treatment, leading “by the book” medical student Masters to reevaluate her responsibility to practice within a code of ethics and to follow her boss’ orders.
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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,
I--
We don't have
that kind of relationship.
Chris,
that's not why.
the most horrible person
he's ever met.
This other magic device
tells me that lead poisoning
An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,
She just can't know
about it.
Stay away
from my patient.
Instead of a live stream,
I'll get a recap from Cuddy
Why do you think
I'm in such a bad mood?
You've absolutely
got to do that.
I am being a coward,
What disease can turn
Cuddy's mother
Glutethimide!
Congratulations,
you can think exactly like
stick it in an I.V. bag
marked for prednisone.
is completely screwed up.
Now we're sitting back
letting Chase
I don't even know
if I believe it's endo--
your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.
So, um, you know
how you had us consulting
But times like this,
This is what you saw.
put her back on prednisone--
her breathing's normal.
It'll give her fever, chills--
which she already has,
I will sue you for slander,
for tortious interference,
And you--what you did
is worse.
I'll get the ambulance.
She would have left
the hospital.
Get me my patient back.
A.O.A. in med school.
the paintings he has
of himself as a centaur.
if he messes
with you anymore.
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 24, 2011
House and the team try to link symptoms of a teenage military recruit and his drill sergeant; House secretly helps Cuddy's daughter get into a prestigious preschool; someone posted a disparaging photo of Chase on a social-networking site.
Why? I haven't--
[House singing indistinctly]
There's no other sign
of hormonal imbalance.
You sure that's
the right place for her?
You march them into the ground
instead of knocking them there.
Technically...
I'm no longer nude.
Neurogenic bladder.
Could mean spinal cord tumor,
A symptom which we learned about
when he choked me.
when there's no test?
They'll hand her puzzles
and counting games,
Some kids need more
structure or discipline.
to another foster home.
I'm real sorry
about this morning.
Followed by your cell number.
She wouldn't have been
in another room?
Think about this kid.
I'm hoping there's another clue
in there somewhere.
[Knock on door]
What kid doesn't like
new toys?
Did you mean my height
with heels or without?
One down, two members
of the threesome to go.
We need to track
your common exposures.
Legionelosis from water,
$2,500?
Not trying to break you.
Does Cuddy know
that Rachel's here,
Landon, what's going on?
Maybe you don't care
if children chew
Why is it impossible
to believe
It may be
your only chance.
Out of town.
Conveniently.
Please, don't tell him.
Why didn't you step forward
when his mom died?
I'm in his life,
I'm sorry to ask this,
but we've had some problems
She's not my kid.
She's a pain in the ass.
I gotta go.
A liver transplant
could cure it.
This has nothing to do
with my sister.
Actions have consequences.
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 17, 2011
After saving a stranger who fell onto subway tracks, a man suddenly collapses despite appearing to be unscathed; House tries to avoid a dinner with Cuddy and her opinionated mother.
Aired 14 years ago - Nov 22, 2010
Science and faith are called into question when a patient is admitted to the hospital following his reenactment of the Crucifixion. Meanwhile, Taub questions his wife, Rachel, about her relationship with an infidelity support group member, and the team attends a co-worker's wedding where Wilson's relationship with Sam takes an unexpected turn.
I'm not apologizing
for doing the right thing.
You're also going
to the rehearsal dinner
he kept her alive.
The problem is, when we
don't find a logical answer,
I agree.
There's a lovely symmetry
to it.
their cell phone
into the bathroom
He works around animals.
Rhodococcus equi.
with a "no flossing" clause
or...
Not one of our patients.
That's what this is about.
Lead paint?
Thought you could take
a look at it for me.
You ought to try somewhere
like a buddhist temple
Saw you today.
A support group for what?
Leg pain
and pseudobulbar affect.
A neuro disorder could explain
all his delusions.
You're right.
with someone from
a cheating spouse support group?
When those areas
get messed with,
It's our best shot.
So either God intervened,
which is a lazy explanation,
She said
the dosages were accurate
She's got looks.
He's got money.
Your blood test showed
Or that you're afraid?
And it wouldn't have happened
if not for you, buddy.
He's easy to talk to.
Someone else
looks simply stunning.
You're his boss?
- Only Mondays through Fridays.
On the weekends… he's my “bro”.
- This round's on the bro?
Well, that is hard
to believe,
Well, I'm a sucker
for the white gown.
Sam,
will you marry me again?
You don't believe me.
So how many do you think?
The cancer never went away.
Do whatever you want to me.
She's fine.
But it's not all good news.
God is all about love.
This is insane.
We can't work like this.
And I don't want
to go there again.
Aired 14 years ago - Nov 15, 2010
After a 200-year-old medicine jar found on an off-shore shipwreck shatters in a teenage girl's palm, she is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro for symptoms closely linked to smallpox. When the Center for Disease Control's Dr. Dave Broda institutes a
lockdown on the hospital and suspends House's team's ability to diagnose, Masters grows suspicious of Broda's motives and becomes convinced that the patient is suffering from a different disease. The girl's father soon experiences similar symptoms, and House is forced to make a precarious decision that puts his own life in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Wilson and Sam comfort a 6-year-old chemotherapy patient who prompts them to examine their relationship.
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♪ ♪
- She was in Bermuda.
- Where she was scuba diving on the wreck
Isolate,
because the odds
are astronomical.
- Yeah.
- Then don't worry about it.
Say nothing to no one
about anything.
What about Foreman's
unnecessary tests?
Why didn't you
say something?
I don't think you care
about the drugs' names.
Princeton Plainsboro Hospital
locked down.
step out of the room.
Maritime Museum in Bermuda
graciously sent over a pdf.
Airborne transmission
Can I speak to you
outside for a second?
Baby.
- We're back to T.B.?
- We never left.
What does Lamby usually do
while you get your treatment?
to see if it's matured--
There aren't any lesions.
Who cares?
Lamby was dirty.
Um, we gave her a bath.
Am I the only one
who reads these things?
In 1978,
It's red because
the kidney cancer is back,
no respect
for anything.
Yeah.
Well, you have a right to be.
both really need you
to get better.
All the reasons you thought
it wasn't smallpox still exist.
But when it does come,
I promise.
I will always
love you, Roger.
Yeah, and when I change it,
I will be exposed.
it's not smallpox,
there's nothing more
What happened to Gerritt?
Small patches of black, dead
tissue will prove I'm right.
I'm not going
anywhere near it.
Aired 14 years ago - Nov 08, 2010
It’s election season, and in the midst of a tight campaign, an incumbent New Jersey senator’s campaign manager falls ill with liver failure and temporary paralysis. Cuddy pushes House to add a female doctor to his team by hiring brilliant third-year
medical student Martha Masters in Thirteen’s absence. House and the team are wary of the young doctor’s lack of experience and medical perspective, but are forced to give their new by-the-book teammate a chance to prove herself. After the campaigning senator makes a surprising announcement, House and the team look to the candidate to find clues about the patient’s condition. Meanwhile, Foreman learns that Taub has a past connection to Masters, and in an effort to save his patient’s life, House must make a critical decision that may compromise his relationship with Cuddy.
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Aired 14 years ago - Oct 18, 2010
When an infant suffers breathing trouble and liver failure, House and the team must look at the medical history of the mother in order to find an answer, and ultimately land on a discovery that forces the mother to jeopardize not only her child's
health but her own. Meanwhile Taub and Foreman must find a new female doctor to fill the spot vacated by Thirteen and House and Wilson learn a thing or two about parenting while caring for Cuddy's daughter.
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It's making me
very unhappy.
Foreman, you need to stay
after school.
I can hear her breathing
on the monitor.
I said bed!
Uh, she's hooked up to
too many tubes and IVs.
I just hired
Dr. Christina Fraser.
Dilated bile ducts
could be congenital.
I'm not having sex
with Cuddy,
Come on now,
spit it out.
in the liver,
causing both problems.
Then he'll just mock you
for being a wuss.
it's not magnetic.
Oh!
She moved.
They always move.
Where are you?
In fairness, it wasn't
completely her idea.
It's okay.
Hello, I'm the friendly moose
who lives
House, no!
I need you!
Sorry. Confidentiality.
There are rules, you know.
Dr. Cheng, hook me up.
I'd go in with a scope
and get it.
let her have the night out.
Sure.
I think we can say
this isn't working.
or a spilled vial
of thallium somewhere.
Stop beating yourself up.
Negative
for scleroderma.
Third poop
in the last half hour.
Actually, the lung cancer
is basically treating
in the next nine days,
but there are other risks.
You don't know me at all.
Damn it, they forgot
the extra pancakes
Mom.
Aired 14 years ago - Oct 11, 2010
House and his team make unexpected discoveries about a female patient admitted to the hospital after severe and uncontrollable vomiting; House and Cuddy are forced to face the reservations in their relationship after a visit from a massage therapist.
♪
But you'd be
foolishly wrong.
Cameron had
much smaller breasts.
You get the sex,
the dinners...
No.
She didn't tell us
about this?
Cleaning job in summit,
then she went straight home.
Come back.
Just one more time.
Supraventricular tachycardia.
150 bpm.
So I moved away again
to Arizona.
Arrhythmia and elevated lfts
rule out hepatic fibrosis.
The counterargument
is woof!
it's gonna spill
into your work as well.
I'm already involved.
We're married.
If she's not slutty,
she's doing something wrong.
you mind the sex part,
which doesn't exist anymore.
On your resume it said
"Rutgers Daily Herald Editor."
to ask about handymen.
So sacrifice being crazy.
Looks like someone
kicked your ass.
I just wanted to find the guy
that poisoned my wife.
Kelly's her first name.
This isn't about
Chase's mother.
Dr. Chase's.
That's just pathetic.
I am at a different level.
Oh, you've gotta
be kidding.
And you know you have to
stop enabling him."
I just mean,
if he found me,
You work with House
and you kind of get
There's no support group
for abused women.
A massage
from a male hooker?
Why would I do that?
I let you into her life,
and you go away...
The turnout--
the turnout is turning...
I know it sounds coincidental...
Chase...
So it's been on
the lowest setting since when?
No tachycardia.
You got the stomach pain,
you went to see him,
But the underlying disease
is still there.
Her physical symptoms
are gone.
of that physical therapist
you like.
Aired 14 years ago - Oct 04, 2010
A children's novelist tries to kill herself, but is thwarted when she has a seizure. House, a fan of the books, puts her on psych hold but has to deal with a patient that is eager to die rather than be cured. Meanwhile, House worries that he'll lose Cuddy because they have nothing in common.
Aired 14 years ago - Sep 27, 2010
A seemingly healthy 14-year-old girl collapses during a skateboarding exhibition; House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.
Aired 14 years ago - Sep 20, 2010
House and Cuddy are exploring the ramifications of those feelings and attempting to make a real relationship work. Meanwhile, due to a colleague's illness, Princeton Plainsboro is left without a neurosurgeon on site, threatening the hospital's
accreditation as a Level 1 Trauma Center. As the team attempts treatment to get their sick colleague back to work, they discover there is more to the illness than they originally suspected and turn to House for direction. Instead, House remains elusive, leaving the team on its own.
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