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Season 3  "Nip It in the Bud"  3x5

Aired a year ago - Feb 08, 2019

Penelope catches Alex smoking pot at a concert. When Lydia develops a cough at the opera, she tries Dr. B's special lozenges.

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I'm really sorry.
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Man, that mosh pit was wild.
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you're going to have to start trusting Alex.
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It has three-ply toilet paper.
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These are my bar-noculars.
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- Oh, my god, you Waldoed him! - Yup.
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Pen, he's vaping.
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I cannot believe this concert is promoting marijuana!
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I am so excited.
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What is next?
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I didn't even like it.
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when you have the bladder of a hummingbird.
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Do you have something to drink?
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So, whatever. Now I'm banned from Home Depot.
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I went there to spy on my son.
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I mean, a lot of vets I know were prescribed opiates
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That's true. At that age, the brain is still developing.
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Oh, no. I wasn't trying to make a bud pun, but that was funny.
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And if I find any marijuana, it's going right down the toilet.
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I have a lot of experience hiding drugs.
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When I was a kid, you had to roll a joint or smoke it out of an apple.
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He's great kid and you're an amazing mom.
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It is gay!
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It's not that bad.
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You want for long if you're a stoner.
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there are a hundred losers whose lives never go anywhere.
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You did?
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When I was 17,
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Oh, my god. Abuelita must've freaked.
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So the reality is, if a white kid like Dylan
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