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Season 3  "Benefit with Friends"  3x3

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 08, 2019

Elena hides her grandmother's high heels. Penelope starts to see a male friend in a new way. Schneider meets a kindred spirit at the school auction.

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Recap of One Day at a Time (2017) Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Relax, Penelope, they're gluten-free.
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The maid is at the house with a body. The woman is crazy.
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And you're definitely not an ILF.
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I always feel like I'm drowning in shame.
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I like a guy who can handle his business.
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It's deep, it's physical, and once you feel it you can't ignore it.
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then suddenly my eyes are no longer up here.
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I will admit it's kind of weird to see you without heels.
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Yeah, I'm trying to dress better.
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You're gonna move them on to the quad, and because you were late,
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What up, klutz?
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becomes handyman for a night,
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I type them onto paper I make at home from recycled phone books.
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You're not some kid at the Havana club anymore,
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That was very impressive.
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Plus, with a typewriter, you can create something that lasts forever.
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All right, Abuelita, time to go.
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Abuelita.
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Of course.
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Well, I'm not much for tradition, so...
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Whoa, she wrote a lot of zeros and turned two of them in the boobs.
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but she's making me feel things that I've never felt before.
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Um, did you really mean what you said about me?
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experimental.
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We are so on the same page. It's crazy.
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I was thinking that you and me, we should go out sometime.
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Then we'd be stuck with each other for four more awkward years.
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I haven't slept since I saw you lying in that hospital bed.
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I don't want to put them on a shelf and remember who I was.
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I also have a really strong abuelita.
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If the shoes are sufficiently stylish,
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Mami, what happened to the motor?
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To sing in front of a big band again,
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