S1 E6
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Season 1  "Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder"  1x6

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 17, 2007

Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him. Mia wants more of Hank's writing to pass her class, instead he offers her to help her with her own writing. Charlie wants to spice up the sex life with his wife, but she is not as fond of spanking as Dani is.

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It's just human.
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My records! Oh, the humanity!
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Yes... No, if you want lesser work,
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I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn't find it.
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It was nice to see you, Mrs. Runkle.
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Yeah, well, that was CAA. everybody was fucking everybody.
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That's it, baby. But take your time.
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- Just seat. - The "Keith Richards President" one.
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Are you crying?
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He's coked out of his mind, he's trying to get me into a threesome.
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You're a one-on-one kind of guy. Tap that ass, dude. Go for it.
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it's not like I talk about my love life with my assistant.
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I'm just trying to, you know, mix things up a little bit, like you did today.
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And the slave does whatever the master tells her to.
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Or maybe you would want me to drip hot candle wax on your nipples.
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Look, baby, I'm in.
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- Okay, okay, let me rub it. - That hurts.
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to help pump her stomach when she od'd.
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- he saw a spider. - A spider?
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He does. He makes me really happy.
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Well, that is a hell of a way to sum up a decade-long love affair.
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Well, aside from Becca, of course.
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I think that's why I go in for the kiss all the time. I know, yeah.
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If I can make you laugh like that, why can't we be together?
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How you can be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
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Oh, my God!
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Calm down, girlie man.
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Are you okay? You're being kind of weird.
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