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Season 1  "LOL"  1x5

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 10, 2007

Bill asks Hank to step in as a guest speaker at Mia's creative writing class. During a radio interview, Hank talks about his writing and motivations. Meanwhile, Becca develops a crush on her guitar teacher Dave, but he ends up with Mia.

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Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
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I'm sorry, baby.I'm sorry.It's just --
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What the fuck are you doing back there?
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I've got to get to work, okay?I'm gonna be late.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message,
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Oh, shit, bill.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
Are you stoned or drunk?
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Well, I was hoping that you might consider stepping in for me.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
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telemarketing, pharmaceutical sales,
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Okay, girls, let's thank hank for coming in on such short notice.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
slower this time.My -- my fleshy T.A.Didn't hear you.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
So, what do I do?Write screenplays like the rest of the fucking herd?
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
Not so much with the character development.And the prose was a little stiff.
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Oh, god, you don't understand.I could've been there for hours.
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Look, just be careful of him and those of his ilk.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
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Well, hello, dave.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
You know, you could use the bathroom on -- or not.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
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wait for the new guns n' roses album.
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it's more like pissing out of my ass than anything else.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
People -- they don't write anymore.They blog.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
But once you master them,
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She's really into it, too, which is really cool to see.
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We got a killer bassist.
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Adios.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
And sometimes a little ass play is not only welcome, but it's appreciated.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Uh, no, I was just about to.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
you might notice that you've got a couple of your own.
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
is definitely a symptom of a much bigger problem.
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Intruder.
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I just slipped into a past life for a second.
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Hey, you think I might, uh...
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Did I ever --
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She is pissed at me.
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You know, it's not fair to say "B.R.B." And then never actually B.R.B.?
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So, you're gonna blow this whole thing over my issues with the language of cyberspace?
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He left his wife.
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Shut up.We were using each other, hank.
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if I didn't think you were re-entering this hopelessly dysfunctional relationship
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In another lifetime, we would have been a scorching couple.
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I hope that you come try to find me.
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I'm sorry, baby.I'm sorry.It's just --
#3
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What the fuck are you doing back there?
#4
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I've got to get to work, okay?I'm gonna be late.
#5
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I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message,
#6
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Oh, shit, bill.
#7
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Are you stoned or drunk?
#8
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Well, I was hoping that you might consider stepping in for me.
#9
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telemarketing, pharmaceutical sales,
#11
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Okay, girls, let's thank hank for coming in on such short notice.
#12
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slower this time.My -- my fleshy T.A.Didn't hear you.
#13
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So, what do I do?Write screenplays like the rest of the fucking herd?
#14
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Not so much with the character development.And the prose was a little stiff.
#15
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Oh, god, you don't understand.I could've been there for hours.
#16
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Look, just be careful of him and those of his ilk.
#17
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Well, hello, dave.
#19
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You know, you could use the bathroom on -- or not.
#20
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wait for the new guns n' roses album.
#22
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it's more like pissing out of my ass than anything else.
#23
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People -- they don't write anymore.They blog.
#24
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But once you master them,
#25
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She's really into it, too, which is really cool to see.
#26
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We got a killer bassist.
#28
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Adios.
#29
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And sometimes a little ass play is not only welcome, but it's appreciated.
#30
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Uh, no, I was just about to.
#31
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you might notice that you've got a couple of your own.
#32
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is definitely a symptom of a much bigger problem.
#34
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Intruder.
#35
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I just slipped into a past life for a second.
#36
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Hey, you think I might, uh...
#37
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Did I ever --
#38
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She is pissed at me.
#39
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You know, it's not fair to say "B.R.B." And then never actually B.R.B.?
#42
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So, you're gonna blow this whole thing over my issues with the language of cyberspace?
#43
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He left his wife.
#44
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Shut up.We were using each other, hank.
#45
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if I didn't think you were re-entering this hopelessly dysfunctional relationship
#46
Recap of Californication Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
In another lifetime, we would have been a scorching couple.
#47
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I hope that you come try to find me.
#48
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