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Season 1  "Fifty-Fifty"  1x3

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 10, 2006

Love is in the air with the IT Crowd! Roy has a wonderful date, only to learn that he had something nasty on his forehead the whole time. Jen fancies the security guard and tries to impress him by guessing the answers to questions on classical music. Roy's decides that women only like bastards. Jen disagrees, so to settle the argument, Roy puts a fake profile up on an online dating site. Roy and Moss create a horrible online profile, only it works a little too well.

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It was chocolate. It was chocolate.
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I'm not overly fond of them myself there, Jen.
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Come, Moss. Don't be silly.
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Not quite, Jen.
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- She liked him? - Apparently.
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Okay. Here we go. In what year did Mozart die?
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All of the players running up...
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Yes, he was certainly the villain of the piece.
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Yeah, we'll be fine, I think, thanks.
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Nice!
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She clearly just didn't want a gentleman in her life.
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You're welcome then.
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And I still bet I'll get a bezillion replies.
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Yeah, we need to post a classified lonely hearts ad online
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"I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself."
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Really? You do the whole lonely hearts thing?
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Jen, it's okay, I've got it. Don't worry about it.
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Jen... Jen, it's exciting!
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All right, let's have a look at you, you mad thing.
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Do you remember the Internet at this speed?
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Yes, of course, I will! Of course! Oh yes! Yes!
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Was it A) Bartok, B) Chopin ?
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Do these me make look like a bastard?
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- You! - No, Daniel.
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but Jonathan Miller over here.
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He asked me out
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- Gonna go for this meal then. - Yeah.
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I have a dinner date with that man.
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Okay, I need a place to bring this girl
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'Cause everything is nice and everyone is friendly.
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