UK Comedy series about two I.T. nerds and their clueless female manager, who work in the basement of a very successful company. When they are called on for help, they are never treated with any respect at all.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 03, 2006
Jen explains to Roy and Moss that her "Aunt Irma" is visiting. When they don't understand, she explains that she has very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month, which leads to Roy and Moss displaying the same symptoms. Project
Iccarus is finished and all of the teams assemble before Denholm as he thanks everyone even remotely associated with the project - except for the IT Crowd. To retaliate in being left out of the the "thank you's," the IT Crowd decide to sabotage the celebration party only to find themselves enjoying in the festivities and to the bizarre conclusion the morning after. Will everyone be able to work together again?
I save it up!
Bring it down! Just bring it down.
It's my term for...
Well, they do have
some strong arguments.
Right. "Not great" what way?
Oh my God!
Why do you think that's great?
I looked down
and saw that it was my father!
Self-harm, yes! Harm!
For God's sake!
I'm... I'm stealing food
from this machine.
Oh my God!
Maybe it's all this stuff
that you both eat.
I basically live on sugar
whenever Aunt Irma was visiting me,
Okay, okay! Tell me how you're feeling?
bizarre in my life!
- It's non sense, isn't it?
- She's so silly!
by jumping to conclusions,
so I've sent an e-mail out
There's probably a whole website
devoted to us already!
I'm not wearing make-up!
Oh God, have you seen this?
In Hamburg, a group
of software developers
You shouldn't have sent that e-mail,
She's the only one that's had
direct contact with Irma.
Can't even find a bloody pen in here!
I was just wondering,
There aren't chances of that round here.
No, no! But that... that...
don't be offended by that.
She looks exactly like my mother.
Well I feel like a princess, Roy!
- Oh I can't decide!
- Screw them!
- Yeah! Screw them!
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 24, 2006
Jen has a date with Bill Crouse, and finds him really offensive. To help Jen avoid contact with Bill, Moss resorts to extreme lying which leads everyone to believe that Jen is dead! Meanwhile, Roy finds himself trying to escape the attentions of one of the "beautiful people" on the 5th floor.
That guy is famous, he's a mouth.
Why do you need to know?
A lingerie catalogue
for a Cathy Morgan Foreman.
Yes, you parcel did arrive,
I'm keeping it here safe for you.
I told a whopper and...
that Jen knows, was it Julie or Judy?
Look, why can't I go in?
- The tapas, do they know?
I can't believe he lied like that.
The girl, oh my God,
the girl, Judy, she's a...
What can I do for you?
"You will always be in our heart!"
they've just made you
Employee of the Month.
No! Don't do that!
Didn't... Are you...
I thought you were sick or something.
He was the last person
to sleep with her.
we're all reminded how brief
our time is here on Earth.
She reminded me of me, at her age.
she was reminded of me?
Elton John is going to sing
a beautiful song
Thank you, so, so much!
We want Elton!
Listen, if I needed to get out of
the country, very, very cheaply,
I need to attend to.
- I know something.
- What? What do you know?
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 17, 2006
Moss learns that his new mug with his name on it has gone missing. Roy refuses to allow Jen to see what's behind the "red door" for fear that Jen will upset the delicate eco-balance of the office. But Roy and Moss go on an IT call, leaving the Red Door unguarded.
when you'd like to actually put CDs
in there at some point?
The picture on the cup.
There's nothing behind the red door,
- you can store some of this stuff.
- No! Jen, Jen!
but it's actually a very delicate
Every time I used to phone I.T.
in my last job
I don't know.
or what you do.
Do I amaze you?
So, what happened?
And how come you never see
Goths driving cars?
Suddenly, people just weren't
returning my calls.
He's not in his room,
he's supposed to be in his room.
That woman looks down, she's going
to assume he's a desk rabbit.
You're relationship manager,
that falls under relationship.
What did I say about the red door?
I said don't open the red door!
it sounds like you two
had a good relationship at one point.
You're right, no point, it's all futile,
can't even find my cup.
And it'd be so easy, wouldn't it?
Okay well then, tell her,
It's Cradle of Filth.
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 10, 2006
Love is in the air with the IT Crowd! Roy has a wonderful date, only to learn that he had something nasty on his forehead the whole time. Jen fancies the security guard and tries to impress him by guessing the answers to questions on classical
music. Roy's decides that women only like bastards. Jen disagrees, so to settle the argument, Roy puts a fake profile up on an online dating site. Roy and Moss create a horrible online profile, only it works a little too well.
she'd hardly gossip.
It was chocolate. It was chocolate.
I'm not overly fond of them
myself there, Jen.
Come, Moss. Don't be silly.
Not quite, Jen.
- She liked him?
Okay. Here we go.
In what year did Mozart die?
All of the players running up...
Yes, he was certainly
the villain of the piece.
Yeah, we'll be fine, I think, thanks.
She clearly just didn't want
a gentleman in her life.
You're welcome then.
And I still bet
I'll get a bezillion replies.
Yeah, we need to post
a classified lonely hearts ad online
"I'm an idiot and
I don't care about anyone but myself."
You do the whole lonely hearts thing?
Jen, it's okay, I've got it.
Don't worry about it.
Jen... Jen, it's exciting!
All right, let's have a look at you,
you mad thing.
Do you remember the Internet
at this speed?
Yes, of course, I will!
Of course! Oh yes! Yes!
Was it A) Bartok, B) Chopin ?
Do these me make look like a bastard?
- No, Daniel.
but Jonathan Miller over here.
He asked me out
- Gonna go for this meal then.
I have a dinner date with that man.
Okay, I need a place to bring this girl
'Cause everything is nice
and everyone is friendly.
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 03, 2006
Denholm declares war on stress and threatens to fire anyone who is under stress by the end of the day. Will the team hold it together by the end of the day so no one gets fired?
Aired 15 years ago - Feb 03, 2006
Jen is hired as the manager Reynholm Industries although she doesn't know the first thing about computers.
No no, that's the music you hear
when it comes on.
Oh really? Really, why don't you come
down here and make me then?
Did you and her... hit it off?
Yeah, I mean they've not respect for us
up there, no respect whatsoever!
Actually you know what?
That doesn't really work as a thing...
Get out of the lift...
Wait a second, you said it was
Tolstoy, he said what?
So... What can we do you for?
Roy! You've got a head wound there...
You know you're covered in blood?
Yeah. I think we're gonna get on great.
Hello. I was just wondering...
- With me on the...
I know, I know, I'm joking, I'm fine!
"All the best, Morris Moss."
Although that's just as exciting,
I might even use these.
Let me do the talk.
But when we notice this,
and believe me we will notice this,
I cannot believe you're going
to tell on me.
Yeah, what she...
Remember you're a team, and if you can't
act as a team, you're fired too!
I even love saying the word "team".
- He's joking!
- But you said...
You obviously don't know anything
Are you lost?
How can I help you? I'm Roy.
Is it 'cos we spoke on the phone
- Nice meeting you!
- Chairman! Wow!
to raise your profile upstairs by 100%.
What would you say?