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Season 1  "The Cap Table"  1x2

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 13, 2014

After a celebratory party at the Hacker Hostel, Richard and Erlich learn that Peter Gregory won't pay up until they deliver a viable business plan that includes a slimmed-down staff. A desperate Richard hires former Belson underling Jared, and they set about trying to trim the fat. While Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove essential, Big Head's place in the company is less certain.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Barking up the wrong tree here.
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Ok. There's the butt time.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
- What? - A woman that was a man?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Richie, pay the lady.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
Thanks for coming in, guys.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Yes. Who's "we"?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
yet you're giving this man...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
we would just be coming by and saying "hi", you know,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- You bought the algorithm, which... - No.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Now.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Well, thanks for coming in, guys.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
And neither did he. And he was kind of being an asshole back there.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
asshole vacuum and that void is filled by other assholes, like Jared.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You're being a complete tool right now.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
are to implement profound changes in existing venture."
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
What? Why? Why is he here?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Peter Gregory said specifically to trim the fat.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Yeah. You don't have to ask permission to do that.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Of course. Incredible.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
We know it's kind of a little weird.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
I just wanna say that I feel
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Period. End of sentence. So basically, I think whatever equity I get,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
I guess... pretty good at code, develop algorithms... So forth.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Hey, what do you guys think about this Jared? He's shit, right?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Him getting points would be a big "fuck you" to all of us.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- He's my best friend. - That's true.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
But by his own admission, he's really more like a master of none.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
All I could think was, "He's utterly useless."
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
That was nice, guys. He heard everything.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
I mean, Mass Effect 3? Harsh.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Are you trying to say that Big Head might be dead?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
but I could use your input on a few things for the business plan.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
Maybe he's demoing it for someone.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Hi, I'm Richard Hendricks. You did a dance... The dancing at my house.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
I mean, what would've I have even done if I didn't have Mochacino's card?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
She said it was sexist. She's right. It's actually perverted.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
I'm going to go get the stuff out of my cube at Hooli
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
- The train is this way... I just... - Oh. I was gonna say.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Ok.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
So do I include him in the cap table or not? It's basically good to go.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Ok? This is my company. It was my idea and we do what I say.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
if you run into Gavin ever you have to act really upset about it, you know?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
Ok? I get all of it!
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
- Hi. Deposit? - Mmm-hmm.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
Ok. There's the butt time.
#2 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner
#3 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
- What? - A woman that was a man?
#4 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Richie, pay the lady.
#5 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
Thanks for coming in, guys.
#6 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
Yes. Who's "we"?
#7 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
yet you're giving this man...
#8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
we would just be coming by and saying "hi", you know,
#9 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- You bought the algorithm, which... - No.
#10 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Now.
#11 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Well, thanks for coming in, guys.
#13 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
And neither did he. And he was kind of being an asshole back there.
#14 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
asshole vacuum and that void is filled by other assholes, like Jared.
#15 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You're being a complete tool right now.
#16 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
are to implement profound changes in existing venture."
#17 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
What? Why? Why is he here?
#18 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Peter Gregory said specifically to trim the fat.
#19 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Yeah. You don't have to ask permission to do that.
#20 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Of course. Incredible.
#21 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
We know it's kind of a little weird.
#23 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
#24 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get
#25 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
I just wanna say that I feel
#26 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Period. End of sentence. So basically, I think whatever equity I get,
#27 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
I guess... pretty good at code, develop algorithms... So forth.
#28 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Hey, what do you guys think about this Jared? He's shit, right?
#29 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Him getting points would be a big "fuck you" to all of us.
#30 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- He's my best friend. - That's true.
#31 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
But by his own admission, he's really more like a master of none.
#32 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
All I could think was, "He's utterly useless."
#33 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
That was nice, guys. He heard everything.
#34 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
I mean, Mass Effect 3? Harsh.
#35 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Are you trying to say that Big Head might be dead?
#36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
but I could use your input on a few things for the business plan.
#37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
Maybe he's demoing it for someone.
#38 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Hi, I'm Richard Hendricks. You did a dance... The dancing at my house.
#39 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
I mean, what would've I have even done if I didn't have Mochacino's card?
#40 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
She said it was sexist. She's right. It's actually perverted.
#41 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
I'm going to go get the stuff out of my cube at Hooli
#42 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
- The train is this way... I just... - Oh. I was gonna say.
#43 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Ok.
#44 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
So do I include him in the cap table or not? It's basically good to go.
#45 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46 #46 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Ok? This is my company. It was my idea and we do what I say.
#47 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
if you run into Gavin ever you have to act really upset about it, you know?
#48 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
Ok? I get all of it!
#49 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
- Hi. Deposit? - Mmm-hmm.
#50