S2 E12
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Season 2  "Kegel the Elf"  2x12

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 09, 2010

It's Christmas and more importantly it's the playoffs, so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acting up at school causes Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old.

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Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
he's going to sit right up here and he's going to keep his eye on you.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
All right.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
You're in the playoffs now, okay?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
Horrible season.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Wait, I thought we weren't doing Christmas presents this year.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
- Who? - I don't know who you're talking about.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
are firmly grasping on to Pete's tiny little doner.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
She had a kid, like, last year and she keeps telling me that I'm not ready and--
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
It's a real thing.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Kevin actually did something nice for daddy.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
And now you're going to learn the most important Ruxin family value... revenge.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Ta-da! Chicken-milk stink bomb.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
I wonder what job Kegel the elf has in the North Pole.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Look inward, my friends. You have the dirtiest mouth I know,
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Oh!
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
How are things going with miss Martin?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
And I was wondering if you might have a little talk with her.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
How exactly do you see me broaching this subject with her?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
a truck driver, and I might encourage her to hold a special
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
And neither are you.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
My eggs... my year-old eggs?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
I sent you my valuables 'cause you are my lawyer.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
up my house and screw with my head before the playoffs.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
What did I tell you?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
What are you, uh, what are you doing here?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Trust me, you're going to change your mind when you see these eggs.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, great, now look, they're just gonna stink up the whole house.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
- Hi. - Lindsey Martin, Ellie's first grade teacher.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
I mean, her kid came out big.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Oh, I would have loved to actually, but I already have a doctor.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
So you have all your strength back?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
I lost my shirt in that wine bar.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Hi... Ellie.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
My daddy hid them.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
I mean I'll give you a crap ton of presents.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
All right, you got me on that one.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
Kid's dumber than her parents.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
You are, mm. Yes.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
Yeah, it's... Do you think I'm strong?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
I am going to the Shiva bowl, and, baby, you are coming with me.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
- Yeh, uh-huh. - What is wrong with you?
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
where he throws his shoulder out and he's slamming it against the wall
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
- This is decided. - This is low.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
I'm airing myself out.
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
d Eggs-mas is my favorite time of the year. d
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
All proceeds go towards my gas bill.

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Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
All right.
#2
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
You're in the playoffs now, okay?
#3
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
Horrible season.
#4
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Wait, I thought we weren't doing Christmas presents this year.
#5
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
- Who? - I don't know who you're talking about.
#6
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
are firmly grasping on to Pete's tiny little doner.
#7
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
She had a kid, like, last year and she keeps telling me that I'm not ready and--
#8
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
It's a real thing.
#9
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10 #10 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Kevin actually did something nice for daddy.
#11
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
And now you're going to learn the most important Ruxin family value... revenge.
#12
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Ta-da! Chicken-milk stink bomb.
#13
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
I wonder what job Kegel the elf has in the North Pole.
#14
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Look inward, my friends. You have the dirtiest mouth I know,
#15
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Oh!
#16
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
How are things going with miss Martin?
#17
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
And I was wondering if you might have a little talk with her.
#18
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
How exactly do you see me broaching this subject with her?
#19
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
a truck driver, and I might encourage her to hold a special
#20
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
And neither are you.
#21
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
My eggs... my year-old eggs?
#22
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
I sent you my valuables 'cause you are my lawyer.
#23
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
up my house and screw with my head before the playoffs.
#24
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
What did I tell you?
#25
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
What are you, uh, what are you doing here?
#26
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Trust me, you're going to change your mind when you see these eggs.
#27
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, great, now look, they're just gonna stink up the whole house.
#28
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
- Hi. - Lindsey Martin, Ellie's first grade teacher.
#29
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30 #30 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
I mean, her kid came out big.
#31
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Oh, I would have loved to actually, but I already have a doctor.
#32
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
So you have all your strength back?
#33
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
I lost my shirt in that wine bar.
#34
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Hi... Ellie.
#35
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
My daddy hid them.
#36
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
I mean I'll give you a crap ton of presents.
#37
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
All right, you got me on that one.
#38
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
Kid's dumber than her parents.
#39
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40 #40 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
#41
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
You are, mm. Yes.
#42
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
Yeah, it's... Do you think I'm strong?
#43
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
I am going to the Shiva bowl, and, baby, you are coming with me.
#44
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
- Yeh, uh-huh. - What is wrong with you?
#45
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
where he throws his shoulder out and he's slamming it against the wall
#46
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
- This is decided. - This is low.
#47
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
I'm airing myself out.
#48
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
d Eggs-mas is my favorite time of the year. d
#49
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
All proceeds go towards my gas bill.
#50