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Season 2  "Vegas Draft"  2x1

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 16, 2010

Andre plans an extravagant trip to Vegas for the league's 2010 fantasy draft, but the group credits Pete to mess with Andre. The gang must choose between Jenny and Ruxin's creepy brother-in-law, Raffi, when a spot on the league opens up during the trip.

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Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
beads... that's so nice.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Very simple: security line, right over here.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
Goddamn slip-ons!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
Whoo! Suck it.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
Dudes, check it out, all right?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
that should be, like, buried in a graveyard of overused
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I'm making molds of his calves in two sizes.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
"I want a face lift," I'm, like, "Child, please!"
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Not... not even true.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
You didn't!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
- It's the Shiva. - It's the Dre.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
I'm a winner, I'm a champion.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Can you back off with this thing?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
You guys... Yeah.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Philip Rivers... round one.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
I really just need the info.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
I just need 15 minutes, three rounds, but I need three sleepers.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Ricky Williams in the ninth?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
Gentlemen, welcome to the Helm's Deep of the 2010 Fantasy Draft.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
An eight-team league is already weak as it is.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
I'm so excited to belong to something.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
I was talking to Vince's wife on the phone.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Yeah, me sitting here next to you wait... humiliating.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Are you kidding me?!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
I want to know: who didn't vote for me?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
What I want to do is inflict as much pain on each and every
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
- You know my friend Mike? - Mike?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
I hate this game!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Oh, look at this board. - It's good.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Whoa. Hi.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
All right, enough with the roster-batory fantasies, okay?
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
You're good.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
He's one of these sick, disgusting individuals who
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
I planned this whole weekend.
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
And this year, you're all gonna get And-raped! Whoo!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
Oh, shit, this is my jam!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
♪ Tell me where I be I'm inside me! Aah!
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
I'm inside me...
 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
- Yeah, who else would Old Hickory be? - Really nice.

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Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Very simple: security line, right over here.
#2 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3 #3 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
Goddamn slip-ons!
#4 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
Whoo! Suck it.
#5 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
Dudes, check it out, all right?
#6 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
that should be, like, buried in a graveyard of overused
#7 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
#8 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I'm making molds of his calves in two sizes.
#9 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
"I want a face lift," I'm, like, "Child, please!"
#10 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Not... not even true.
#11 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
You didn't!
#12 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
- It's the Shiva. - It's the Dre.
#13 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
I'm a winner, I'm a champion.
#14 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Can you back off with this thing?
#15 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
You guys... Yeah.
#16 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Philip Rivers... round one.
#17 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18 #18 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
I really just need the info.
#19 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
I just need 15 minutes, three rounds, but I need three sleepers.
#20 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Ricky Williams in the ninth?
#21 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
Gentlemen, welcome to the Helm's Deep of the 2010 Fantasy Draft.
#22 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23 #23 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
An eight-team league is already weak as it is.
#24 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25 #25 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
I'm so excited to belong to something.
#26 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
I was talking to Vince's wife on the phone.
#27 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Yeah, me sitting here next to you wait... humiliating.
#28 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Are you kidding me?!
#29 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
I want to know: who didn't vote for me?
#30 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
What I want to do is inflict as much pain on each and every
#31 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32 #32 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
- You know my friend Mike? - Mike?
#33 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34 #34 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
I hate this game!
#35 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Oh, look at this board. - It's good.
#36 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37 #37 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Whoa. Hi.
#38 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
All right, enough with the roster-batory fantasies, okay?
#39 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
You're good.
#40 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
He's one of these sick, disgusting individuals who
#41 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
I planned this whole weekend.
#42 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
And this year, you're all gonna get And-raped! Whoo!
#43 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
Oh, shit, this is my jam!
#44 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45 #45 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46 #46 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
♪ Tell me where I be I'm inside me! Aah!
#47 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
I'm inside me...
#48 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49 #49 Recap of The League Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
- Yeah, who else would Old Hickory be? - Really nice.
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