Mom

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Season 1  "Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus"  1x20

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 24, 2014

Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 1
and I'm trying to be strong for her.
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I was in charge of the cookies and the whole grandma thing
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inappropriately by your babysitter, but I don't remember your name.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
for your daughter, I'd like to offer my services.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
- And you, of course! - How much do you charge?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
and you're questioning the need for a lawyer?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7
Oh, God, he's a drunk?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8
Hmm. Would you mind if I talked to him?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
- Hey, Luke. - Oh, hi!
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 10
- Okay, then, I'll take a cheeseburger. - One cheeseburger.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 11
If you get the large Coke, it's 50 cents cheaper
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
That's $4.28.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13
Coincidence? I think not.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
You get what you pay for, honey.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
I've never practiced law without being loaded.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16
Okay, that's the Taylors. Nobody be themselves.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
I was in the mood for a Happy Slappy Meal.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 18
Knock, knock.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 19
Hey. Oh, um... sorry about the sweaty hands,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
Please, come, sit down.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 21
You're in luck. We have one.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 22
She wanted to go with the Helvetica font,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 23
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She has a tilted uterus, and I have a low sperm count.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 25
Please go back to fonts.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 26
No way. I love Clumsy Monkey.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Anyway, we just want you to know that if you do choose us,
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 28
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We've been through this before.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 31
Well, we certainly understand that.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 32
with an empty baby seat in the back of the car.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 33
I better go check on Violet.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 34
- What you doing? - Tossing out all this college crap.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 35
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Yeah, but he's cool weird.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 37
- You know what I mean. - I do. And I'm letting it go.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 38
Sorry to break this up, but we've got a lawyer on the roof.
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- What are you doing here? - I need to talk.
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The reason I don't want to give the baby up
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Oh, sweetie, that's the wrong reason to keep the baby.
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 43
that if you use this kid as a bargaining chip,
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and become a preacher.
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- You're sure you're okay with all this? - Yeah.
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Easy.
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- Thanks. - Thanks.
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- Can somebody give me a lift? - You don't have a car?
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 49
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- I can't wait for this to be over. - I know.

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I was in charge of the cookies and the whole grandma thing
#2
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 3
inappropriately by your babysitter, but I don't remember your name.
#3
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
for your daughter, I'd like to offer my services.
#4
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
- And you, of course! - How much do you charge?
#5
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
and you're questioning the need for a lawyer?
#6
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7
Oh, God, he's a drunk?
#7
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8
Hmm. Would you mind if I talked to him?
#8
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
- Hey, Luke. - Oh, hi!
#9
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 10
- Okay, then, I'll take a cheeseburger. - One cheeseburger.
#10
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 11
If you get the large Coke, it's 50 cents cheaper
#11
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
That's $4.28.
#12
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13
Coincidence? I think not.
#13
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
You get what you pay for, honey.
#14
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
I've never practiced law without being loaded.
#15
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16
Okay, that's the Taylors. Nobody be themselves.
#16
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
I was in the mood for a Happy Slappy Meal.
#17
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Knock, knock.
#18
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Hey. Oh, um... sorry about the sweaty hands,
#19
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
Please, come, sit down.
#20
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You're in luck. We have one.
#21
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She wanted to go with the Helvetica font,
#22
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She has a tilted uterus, and I have a low sperm count.
#24
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Please go back to fonts.
#25
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No way. I love Clumsy Monkey.
#26
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Anyway, we just want you to know that if you do choose us,
#27
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We've been through this before.
#30
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Well, we certainly understand that.
#31
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with an empty baby seat in the back of the car.
#32
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 33
I better go check on Violet.
#33
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- What you doing? - Tossing out all this college crap.
#34
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Yeah, but he's cool weird.
#36
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- You know what I mean. - I do. And I'm letting it go.
#37
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Sorry to break this up, but we've got a lawyer on the roof.
#38
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- What are you doing here? - I need to talk.
#40
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The reason I don't want to give the baby up
#41
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 42
Oh, sweetie, that's the wrong reason to keep the baby.
#42
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 43
that if you use this kid as a bargaining chip,
#43
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 44
and become a preacher.
#44
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 45
- You're sure you're okay with all this? - Yeah.
#45
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 46
Easy.
#46
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 47
- Thanks. - Thanks.
#47
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 48
- Can somebody give me a lift? - You don't have a car?
#48
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- I can't wait for this to be over. - I know.
#50